From The Crow:

How do you feel Skank?

I feel like a little worm on a big ****ing hook sir!

what was that line that the main bad guy said?....papa, if you have it on tape then find that scene at the beginning....i think it's the first scene that he's in......says somethin about knowing that you've left childhood once you realize that you're going to die.
now THAT line was the ****in classic one!!

that was sweet.

Bob: Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately. Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob.

Peter Gibbons: It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN!!!

THIS IS FOR KILLING

THIS IS FOR FUN

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a ***** out, and givin' a ***** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing. Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark. Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same ****in' sport. Foot massages don't mean ****. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot ****in' master. Vincent: Given a lot of 'em? Jules: **** yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'. Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage? Jules: **** you. Vincent: How many? Jules: **** you. Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired. Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

POPEYES CHICKEN IS ****IN AWESOME!!

MY CPU IS A NEURAL NET PROCESSOR A LEARNING COMPUTER.

STOP WHINING,
YEAH.
STOP IT,
YES,
HEY IM A POLICE OFFICER
IM A COP YOU IDIOT

THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL PULLED WAS FOOLING EVERYONE INTO THINKING HE DIDNT EXIST

AAAAADDDDRRRRIIIIIAAAAANNNNN

SHUT YOUR ****IN FACE UNCLE ****ER, YOUR A BONAFIDE ASSRAMER UNCLE ****ER....

YOU DONT EAT OR SLEEP OR MOW THE LAWN YOU JUST **** YOUR UNCLE ALL DAY LONG.

DO YA FEEL LUCKY PUNK?.... WELL DO YA?

YOU JUST COST ME $6000 DOLLARS

SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!

IM RICHARD ROMA....

HERE LEMME BUY U A PACKA GUM N ILL SHOW YOU HOW TO CHEW IT

YOU CHILD!!! YOU FERRY!!!

Originally posted by astroboy
YOU JUST COST ME $6000 DOLLARS

SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!

IM RICHARD ROMA....

HERE LEMME BUY U A PACKA GUM N ILL SHOW YOU HOW TO CHEW IT

YOU CHILD!!! YOU FERRY!!!


I ****in love this movie.

Evelle: [T]hese blow up into funny shapes at all?
Nice Old Grocery Man: Well, no, unless round is funny.

Raising Arizona

Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you feel trapped in a man's body?
"Trapped" Convict: Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps, real hard


Raising Arizona

"yes, yes, yeeeeeeeeeessss, **** meeeee, no, no, nooooo, yes, yeeeeeeessssss" - Rebecca Wild in Babewatch...

Originally posted by The Spaniard
"yes, yes, yeeeeeeeeeessss, **** meeeee, no, no, nooooo, yes, yeeeeeeessssss" - Rebecca Wild in Babewatch... :nonono:

Dont make me he-*****-man-slap you......

Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Being born

Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?

Anything that comes out of Doc Hollidays mouth in that movie is an instant memeroable movie line.....

Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or...or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do...what do they do? They...They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions...by inhibiting our decisions, out of...out of fear of some...some intangible parent figure who...who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says...and says, "Do it--Do it and I'll ****in' spank you!"

How could I forget Dogma....or any Kevin Smith movie

Dogma Rules!

Martin Blank: What am I supposed to say, "I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork.......how have you been?"

Jay: All you mother****ers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna **** your mothers while you watch and cry like little *****es. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax ****s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all ****ing next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

Jay: Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole ****ing lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the *****! And Tubby here is my black man servant! What!

Jason Biggs: Don't you know who I am? Look at me! I ****ed a pie!
Security Guard: In prison he'll be the pie.

Jay: [singing] / ****, ****, ****, / Mother, mother ****, / Mother, mother ****, **** / Mother ****, mother ****, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen #1: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Jay: [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that **** in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?

My mom's been ****in' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.
-Randal

There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
-Randal

Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last year?

customer: Nice Cat, what's its name?

Randall: Annoying Customer.

Welcome to the real world - Morpheus

I once had a dream, but now that dream has gone from me - Morpheus

Laurence Fishburne had some of the best lines in the Matrix.

Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.

-Reservoir Dogs

But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to ****in' amuse you?


He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go **** your mother!"

Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!

-Boondock Saints

It's not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me my friend. I could get upset. Things could get out of hand. Then in self defense, I could do something to you that you would not like, right here.


Every man... every man has to go through hell to reach paradise.

Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.

Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!

You want to mess with me? I ****ed guys like you in prison.

- Roadhouse

you cant hit no Hoe with a belt, they like that ****.

Clifford Worley: Who are you?

Coccotti: The Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti

Virgil: Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a **** if you're ****in' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that ****in' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the ***** of the bunch. First one is tough, no ****in' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no ****in' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... ****... now I do it just to watch their ****in' expression change.

Conan: what gods do you pray to?

Subati: the four winds. and yourself?

Conan: Crum, but I seldom pray to him, for he doesnt listen.

Subati: ( laughs ) what good is he then, its just how I always said.

Conan: He is Crum! when I die I have to go before him, hell ask me the riddle of steel, If I do not know it he will cast me out of Valhala and laugh at me! Thats Crum, strong in his mountain!

Subati: eh, my god is greater.

Conan: Crum laughs at your four winds!

Subati:( looks to the heavens ) he is the everlasting sky! Your god lives beneath him.

(Conan gives the angry defeated look)

You see that ****in head come apart!

- Bunny from Platoon.

one of the saddest ****in scenes man.

kill the wabbit -Elmer Fudd

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such... - Homer Simpson

All Curtousey of Homer Simpson:

Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?

The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.

More Homer:

Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is.

Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Mmmm...Sacrelicious!

The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!

Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

my favorite makes me laugh everytime. "STOP BREAKING THE LAW *******" Jim Ceary lier lier

compered to all the other posts in this thread, mine sucks the worst..hahahahahaaa i like it