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msagrain
03-23-2008, 04:49 PM
Which is the best make and how many cups do you drink a day?

Flab
03-23-2008, 04:52 PM
Some days I can drink up too 20 cups, I love the stuff.

OldSkool
03-23-2008, 04:58 PM
ill drink any tea really its all good. at the min im only doing on average 2-3 cups a day.

Flab
03-23-2008, 04:59 PM
ill drink any tea really its all good. at the min im only doing on average 2-3 cups a day.

It always tastes better when someone else makes it for you. :D

OldSkool
03-23-2008, 05:04 PM
It always tastes better when someone else makes it for you. :D

aint that the truth. do you like cofee? i think its a pathetic excuse for a drink. does give ya a booster first thing oin a morning like i suppose

Duggie
03-23-2008, 05:07 PM
Scottish blend pyramid bags, I feel depressed when my mum brings back Tetley the dozey cow

Don Gorgon
03-23-2008, 05:11 PM
Twinings Traditional English Tea is the best around imo, I have about 2-3 cups a day.

mickeyb
03-23-2008, 05:23 PM
As soon as i wake up i have 2.

WHen i went on holiday to america, i went with my brothers ice hockey team.

The woman at the rink, i overheard her talking.... "they sure do drink alot of tea".

I've never felt so proud in my life. I could have raised a ****ing union jack on that cafe at that v.point.

paul750
03-23-2008, 05:28 PM
Tried green tea the other week and found it surprisingly nice.

Patty Tanager
03-23-2008, 05:52 PM
Tea is one of lifes necessities for a Limey.

On a normal day i have around 10 brews.

Oh and PG Tips pyramid bags, that's what i'm talking about.

oovavu
03-23-2008, 05:54 PM
can't beat yorkshire tea, 2 bags, 1 sugar, plenty of milk and a packet of rich tea or custard creams.

MC Grammar
03-23-2008, 06:05 PM
It's a well known fact that I used to be one of the fattest cunts in the Midlands. Not no more though, went on t'diet dint i!!

I drank tea on t'diet. But I didn't add no Baileys. That ****in killed me, I used to have a power-wank after, a quick turn on the Tuggerz love pump to cheer me sen up after!!

I just love wanking after a good brew.

In a bit lads! ;)

CraigM
03-23-2008, 06:54 PM
I love Typhoo but the missus prefers PG Tips, so we have PG Tips!

Prob about 10-15 cups a day, especially when i'm at work, oh the life of a pub manager

The Wire
03-23-2008, 08:29 PM
I've had two cups of tea in my entire life and I'm 25

mickeyb
03-23-2008, 08:34 PM
I've had two cups of tea in my entire life and I'm 25

****ing queer!!!!!

dansapien
03-23-2008, 08:54 PM
I've had two cups of tea in my entire life and I'm 25

clearly a bender.

Flab
03-24-2008, 07:06 AM
aint that the truth. do you like cofee? i think its a pathetic excuse for a drink. does give ya a booster first thing oin a morning like i suppose

For a refreshing lift in the morning. I will get myself a full English with a nice cupa.

Tuggers1986
03-24-2008, 07:08 AM
I never drink tea.

It bores me. Reminds me of old people.

Flab
03-24-2008, 07:14 AM
I've had two cups of tea in my entire life and I'm 25

I never drink tea.

It bores me. Reminds me of old people.



You dirty **** pushers!! get the **** out!

OldSkool
03-24-2008, 07:15 AM
I've had two cups of tea in my entire life and I'm 25

Thats a ****ing discrace to us limeys

Flab
03-24-2008, 07:17 AM
We traveled the 7 seas so we could drink the stuff! and you put your nose up at it! get out of my sight.... :nonono:

DURAN_IS_GOD
03-24-2008, 08:05 AM
I never drink tea.

It bores me. Reminds me of old people.
once again mate we concur with one another.... tea drinking is for poor people. I like me hot chocolate, dunk a few ginger snaps or hob nobs....

Tuggers1986
03-24-2008, 08:19 AM
You dirty **** pushers!! get the **** out!

Go make a brew and sit on your rocking chair old man!

One win in ****ing months and you've grown your bollocks back!! haha :boxing:

col Blake
03-24-2008, 08:37 AM
I use Twinnings English breakfast, or CO.OP 99s and I drink about 15 cups a day give or take.

Patty Tanager
03-24-2008, 08:46 AM
once again mate we concur with one another.... tea drinking is for poor people. I like me hot chocolate, dunk a few ginger snaps or hob nobs....

Pillow Biters!!!:greddy2:.

col Blake
03-24-2008, 09:00 AM
once again mate we concur with one another.... tea drinking is for poor people. I like me hot chocolate, dunk a few ginger snaps or hob nobs....
I bet you are on of those arseholes who drink in a coffee shop, starbucks etc, poof.

DURAN_IS_GOD
03-24-2008, 09:05 AM
I bet you are on of those arseholes who drink in a coffee shop, starbucks etc, poof.
nowt wrong with a civilized chat in starbucks my man

hot chocolate and a vanilla slice, lovely jubly

Tuggers1986
03-24-2008, 09:05 AM
I bet you are on of those arseholes who drink in a coffee shop, starbucks etc, poof.

I ****ing HATE those cunts. I honestly absolutely DESPISE them!!!!!!!

Women who sit in starbucks with a large latte going over their figures on their laptop!! I'd love to walk past and throw a hand grenade in!

col Blake
03-24-2008, 09:09 AM
I ****ing HATE those cunts. I honestly absolutely DESPISE them!!!!!!!

Women who sit in starbucks with a large latte going over their figures on their laptop!! I'd love to walk past and throw a hand grenade in!
They sit outside when it's pissing down, and across the road is a pub than would do you a coffee or tea for next to nowt, complete tosspots mate.

Tuggers1986
03-24-2008, 09:12 AM
They sit outside when it's pissing down, and across the road is a pub than would do you a coffee or tea for next to nowt, complete tosspots mate.

I'm well pissed off just thinking about it! These cunts need to stop watching sex in the city and get a ****ing life. The wannabe metro-sexual sophisticated cunts!

Flab
03-24-2008, 09:26 AM
nowt wrong with a civilized chat in starbucks my man

hot chocolate and a vanilla slice, lovely jubly

http://www.gghax.com/dropbox/Shut_The_****_Up.jpg

Flab
03-24-2008, 09:41 AM
Go make a brew and sit on your rocking chair old man!

One win in ****ing months and you've grown your bollocks back!! haha :boxing:

I'm sipping on a cuppa tea, dunking hobnobs as we speak. http://www.tokyo-nights.org/forum/images/smilies/tea.gif

Chunk.
03-24-2008, 11:00 AM
I'm sipping on a cuppa tea, dunking hobnobs as we speak. http://www.tokyo-nights.org/forum/images/smilies/tea.gif

The problem with Hobnobs is that it soaks up most of the tea after a couple on dunks.

Milk chocolate digestives are consistent dunkers.

Tuggers1986
03-24-2008, 11:03 AM
The problem with Hobnobs is that it soaks up most of the tea after a couple on dunks.

Milk chocolate digestives are consistent dunkers.

....One dips!

-CANE-
03-24-2008, 11:11 AM
Rich Tea are one dips Tuggers, and Hobnobs are the commandos of biscuits when it comes to dunking. Remember that Peter Kay Sketch, I'm pissing myself just thinking of it. Classic ****.

I like Typhoo round teabags, for a rounder cup of tea. Used to drink 30+ cups a day but probably about 5 now and drink a lot of coffee as well, especially at work because tea from the machine is **** as is the coffee but the coffee edges it.

Oasis_Lad
03-24-2008, 11:16 AM
I love me tea so i do.

Me cousin has a disgustin' ****ing habit of dipping his toast into his tea. Soggy ****ing bread? **** that.

-CANE-
03-24-2008, 11:28 AM
I love me tea so i do.

Me cousin has a disgustin' ****ing habit of dipping his toast into his tea. Soggy ****ing bread? **** that.

That just isn't right. It's like putting ketchup on a roast dinner you just don't do it.

dansapien
03-24-2008, 12:38 PM
love a cuppa.

but never waste my time with that dunking crap.

col Blake
03-24-2008, 04:15 PM
Bite both ends of a twix and suck the tea up through, you'll be hooked in no time.

BOLLOCKS
03-24-2008, 04:39 PM
You dirty **** pushers!! get the **** out!

You do know I **** in your tea almost everyday right?:thinking: :lol1:

Flab
03-24-2008, 04:40 PM
You do know I **** in your tea almost everyday right?:thinking: :lol1:

I don't drink it at night, it makes me get up all night needing a piss. :lol1:

BOLLOCKS
03-24-2008, 04:47 PM
I don't drink it at night, it makes me get up all night needing a piss. :lol1:

I said everyday not night. Whats so great about tea anyway?
We must not be getting the good tea in America.:D

col Blake
03-24-2008, 05:04 PM
I said everyday not night. Whats so great about tea anyway?
We must not be getting the good tea in America.:D
Foreigners just can’t make tea, food they can nail shut but for some reason tea is beyond them, somebody told me it’s the milk, overseas cows must sub-standard or something, they need to be mad.

Patty Tanager
03-24-2008, 05:07 PM
I said everyday not night. Whats so great about tea anyway?
We must not be getting the good tea in America.:D

Tea is more addictive than Cocaine, give it a try, you won't look back.

Patty Tanager
03-24-2008, 05:09 PM
Foreigners just can’t make tea, food they can nail shut but for some reason tea is beyond them, somebody told me it’s the milk, overseas cows must sub-standard or something, they need to be mad.

Switzerland is the worst for tea. I ordered tea, and it came back with no milk or no sugar, i asked for some milk and she looked like i had gone into her house on Christmas day and pissed on her kids...weirdo's!!!.

BOLLOCKS
03-24-2008, 05:28 PM
Tea is beginning to sound kinda good.:biggthump

denboy
03-24-2008, 05:42 PM
Switzerland is the worst for tea. I ordered tea, and it came back with no milk or no sugar, i asked for some milk and she looked like i had gone into her house on Christmas day and pissed on her kids...weirdo's!!!.

The problem with Hobnobs is that it soaks up most of the tea after a couple on dunks.

Milk chocolate digestives are consistent dunkers.

You got half of Peter Kay's routine in ere!

TheHoff'sGhost
03-24-2008, 05:42 PM
That just isn't right. It's like putting ketchup on a roast dinner you just don't do it.

I put ketchup on me roast dinner. I get some right grief for it though.

Why drink tea when the lord has blessed us with stella though.

Addition
03-24-2008, 06:11 PM
Tea and custard cream biscuits are a delicious combo.

-CANE-
03-24-2008, 06:12 PM
I put ketchup on me roast dinner. I get some right grief for it though.

Why drink tea when the lord has blessed us with stella though.

Surely not Hoff that's sacrilage.

TheHoff'sGhost
03-24-2008, 06:17 PM
Surely not Hoff that's sacrilage.

'Fraid so Hurricane. Last christmas i refrained from whacking ketchup on me dinner though. I was quite proud of meself, I had to show real strength of character.

-CANE-
03-24-2008, 06:31 PM
'Fraid so Hurricane. Last christmas i refrained from whacking ketchup on me dinner though. I was quite proud of meself, I had to show real strength of character.

Takes all sorts. I can't say much I have mint sauce and mustard with me roast beef. I ****ing loves mint sauce, especially mixed in the gravy.

mickeyb
03-24-2008, 06:37 PM
I always have tomato sauce on me roast dinners.

dansapien
03-24-2008, 06:44 PM
I always have tomato sauce on me roast dinners.

me too, can't understand anyone who is against it.

although,

My mother says my dad putting ketchup on his roast dinners was a major factor which led to their divorce!

Oasis_Lad
03-24-2008, 06:45 PM
I have never liked brown sauce, but everyone i know loves it.

TheHoff'sGhost
03-24-2008, 06:46 PM
I always have tomato sauce on me roast dinners.
Good man mickey. You know it's the right thing to do.
me too, can't understand anyone who is against it.

although,

My mother says my dad putting ketchup on his roast dinners was a major factor which led to their divorce!
**** me. Yer penchant for the ketchup has got a lot to answer for son.

dansapien
03-24-2008, 06:48 PM
Good man mickey. You know it's the right thing to do.

**** me. Yer penchant for the ketchup has got a lot to answer for son.

maybe,

but the fact my dad is a northern die hard racist, and my mum is a lefty guardian reading southerner may have also played a part.

TheHoff'sGhost
03-24-2008, 06:49 PM
maybe,

but the fact my dad is a northern die hard racist, and my mum is a lefty guardian reading southerner may have also played a part.

A match made in heaven. That cupid fella knows what he's doing when fires off those arrows.

dansapien
03-24-2008, 08:33 PM
http://i29.tinypic.com/10hoplg.jpg

Elvin Steede
03-25-2008, 07:32 AM
lol.......tea is for f.ags

Flab
03-25-2008, 07:36 AM
Tea and custard cream biscuits are a delicious combo.

Oh yes! I love it when the cream inside melts just a little bit, ****ing delicious!

CaptainUppercut
03-25-2008, 08:43 AM
Tea is the tits!

I'm a 5 a day man, give or take. Any brand, not a fan of the green stuff, but otherwise...

milk, one sugar...tease me.

dansapien
03-25-2008, 08:53 AM
anyone like good old earl grey?

black.ink
03-25-2008, 09:15 AM
anyone like good old earl grey?

Earl Grey is the worst excuse for tea ever!

Typhoo or PG for me, 3-4 times a day, 3 sugars a time.

I love dipping toast in my tea, soggy is good......

When it comes to biccies......it's gotta be Rich Tea fingers, or the caramel digestive choc biscuits.......what a find!

dansapien
03-25-2008, 09:22 AM
Earl Grey is the worst excuse for tea ever!




WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

black.ink
03-25-2008, 09:49 AM
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

Seriously though, i have thrown up after sippin' that ****.

Man, it makes me cringe just thinking about it.

J90
03-25-2008, 01:57 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2005/03/01/chimp_150_150x180.jpg

if it aint pg tips i aint touchin the ****