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Prince
06-13-2003, 12:31 PM
but it's something about the way, you look tonight.
takes my breath awaaaaaayyy
its that feeling i get about you deep inside
...elton john is the best, or so i hear.

last night i was at a mcdonalds drive-thru and the SUV infront of me just has to break down...couldn't wait until they got out of the line. i didn't even eat my food once i got it..$3.63 down the drain, i threw it on the ground after one bite.

blue dawg just reminded me of memento, this is an awesome movie. it's a top 10 for sure.

remember that time i forgot to order my cap and gown and couldn't go to my high school graduation ceremony? i do. i still don't have a diploma, they need to send it. i probably need it more than they do so i don't know why they're holding on to it, its been 3 weeks or longer now.

i put some of this stuff on my leg to see if it would make them smoother and ease the pain from the exfoliation bar and ingrown hairs.
http://members.aol.com/cesaropics/vitamine.jpg

am i the only one who drives like an old man everyone i go? i usually avoid driving on I-85 because i'm scared of it, its not the actual driving on it that bothers me..it's the merging into from the ramp that gets worried.

have i ever told you about the epic battle of throws and shoulders? throws is a guy named brian from my bjj school, i call him throws because he's a judo dude and all he does is throw, stand back up, and try to throw again. he's like 5'1, 105lbs. shoulders is a midget, i don't really know why i call him shoulders other than when he had his gi off it looked like he only had shoulders and shoulder blades. throws whole game plan was to throw his opponents to the ground, get points and keep doing it. anyway, throws had to go against shoulders in the bjj tournament. the ref says go, 1.4 seconds later throws is on his back fully mounted..no guard, half-guard, or side control..it went straight to mount and stayed like that for nearly the whole time. i think somehow they got back to their feet but the same thing happened again. throws was on his back kicking his feet in the air trying to get out of mount like a little kid getting beat up by his older brother. throws eventually lost on points.

that's what i THINK happened, it could have gone the other way around. but its funnier to think throws got beat, because he sucks. i hate him.

remember that time in 5th grade when i forgot to get my mom to sign the waiver to let me go to some sex education class and i was the only one out of the whole class who didn't go. i told everybody i had to spend time in the library because of make up work from when i was absent like 3 days the week before.

i also remember that time i pissed on this guy's foot in the bathroom and he told on me. i got 2 weeks silent lunch, so did he. he didn't do anything but tell on me. the teacher went and told the janitor and they made me mop up the bathroom. the janitors trash talked me the whole time, "what is he..10, 11 years old..he can't even aim it in the bowl?"

that guy's name is josh moore, he turned out to be a loser. everybody hated him, well, everybody hated him then. everyone called him boardbreaker in high school, he told everybody he took karate. he said he broke boards. they told him to break a board, he tried, the board didn't break but his hand nearly did.

has anyone ever masturbated in public?
http://www.wmmx.com/george%20michael.jpg
that guy has.

i have, sort of. i was waiting in the car for my dad at some place..i was 12 years old and had nothing better to do so i pulled it out and went to town.

so like, wake me up before you go go.

i have a habit of chewing on ****...bottles, lids to bottles, my finger nails, sleeves. my mom has to tell me to stop like i'm a little kid.

i think i can get 6 more months out of my shoes, don't you?
http://members.aol.com/cesaropics/shoe.jpg
http://members.aol.com/cesaropics/shoe2.jpg
http://members.aol.com/cesaropics/shoe3.jpg

#1
http://members.aol.com/cesaropics/chute.jpg
chute boxe hoodie = greatest article of clothing to ever exist

why do they show harrison ford movies so much...really, why? they all are boring..they are almost as bad as jean claude van damme or charles bronson movies.

its friday the 13th so i imagine they are going to show all of those **** ass horror movies from the 70s and 80s..i hate those ****ing things.

i only have one friend who is a big of a loser as i am..we have nothing to do so everytime we go somewhere, we just end up driving around trying to look for people to go do something with. they usually all avoid us like we're the plague. i'm annoying like a little kid and he lies 24/7. i wish i knew what people meant by, "get a life". sometimes, well, most times..we sit around and actually try to think of stuff to do but never can. we then end up driving around town and yelling at some old guy named paul melton that sits on his porch a lot.

i think i'm going to TTT the Cesaro & VTC thread by the ensanity.

the commodores are one badass band, wushu suggested that i buy their greatest hits cd..so i downloaded it and it's truly awesome.

easy like sunday morning, or so i hear.

remember that time curb your enthusiasm was ranked funniest show in the world? me either, but it should be.

Bluecifer
06-13-2003, 12:38 PM
HAhahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!

VulgarTheClown
06-13-2003, 12:41 PM
you need a job

Prince
06-13-2003, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
you need a job

shame on you.....no way am i getting a job, not for awhile anyway.

Bluecifer
06-13-2003, 12:44 PM
Would you pay someone to massage your weener? Like a massuese?

Prince
06-13-2003, 12:44 PM
Yes.

Bluecifer
06-13-2003, 12:45 PM
Hahahahahahah!

Curly Howard
06-13-2003, 12:46 PM
Pride is on tonight

Prince
06-13-2003, 12:47 PM
OH GOD

I FORGOT ABOUT PRIDE

**** ME.

I HATE MYSELF, I READ THE SPOILERS.

**** ME. **** ME. **** ME. **** ME. **** ME. **** ME.

Bzob
06-13-2003, 12:48 PM
I read them too, butt i will PPV it and invite all my friends over and call all the fights 100%

Prince
06-13-2003, 12:48 PM
I want a beauty consultant, too.

I want one that will take me to get pedicures, manicures, get my hair done, colonics(cleanses your ass, i heard you can drop 5 lbs no problem at all like this).

Bluecifer
06-13-2003, 12:50 PM
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

VulgarTheClown
06-13-2003, 12:50 PM
i want that too cesaro

Stain
06-13-2003, 12:53 PM
best post ever

Bluecifer
06-13-2003, 12:54 PM
Is that true about dropping five pounds through colonics?!

VulgarTheClown
06-13-2003, 12:55 PM
up to 30lbs depending how muc hred meat you eat.

you might need a high colonic

Prince
06-13-2003, 12:55 PM
yes. i saw damon wayans talking about it on leno one night.

Bluecifer
06-13-2003, 12:59 PM
A high colonic eh? Hmmmm.........

Prince
06-13-2003, 01:04 PM
how much do these cost?

i really want a beauty consultant.

Prince
06-13-2003, 01:13 PM
up.

how much do colonics cost?

Bluecifer
06-13-2003, 01:20 PM
I don't know. But I'm sure it's probably not that hard to do yourself at home in the comfort of your own living room.

Prince
06-13-2003, 01:33 PM
probably true. just throw down a few towels and get the job done.

Bluecifer
06-13-2003, 01:35 PM
You may need a hose or something...

The Ensanity
06-13-2003, 01:37 PM
Cereso is the biggest *** ever

VulgarTheClown
06-13-2003, 01:39 PM
what they do is put a hose in your bum and pump water in and forcing the excess out

Bluecifer
06-13-2003, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
what they do is put a hose in your bum and pump water in and forcing the excess out

Does that work?

Curly Howard
06-13-2003, 03:04 PM
Harry Colonic jr?????

Prince
06-13-2003, 04:12 PM
i want one.