View Full Version : All Those That Hate Cesaro's Cat...


Lei Tong
06-12-2003, 02:57 PM
Say "Aye!"


AYE!

Kato
06-12-2003, 02:58 PM
HAHAHAHAHA AYE!

Allison
06-12-2003, 02:58 PM
eye

Aaron Bizarre
06-12-2003, 02:58 PM
nay!

Prince
06-12-2003, 02:59 PM
NO.

IF I WASN'T A ***** I WOULD FIGHT YOU ALL.

Lei Tong
06-12-2003, 03:00 PM
There's no choice for "nay!" This ain't no ****in' poll!

Kato
06-12-2003, 03:00 PM
well... does your cat spray Cesaro?

Prince
06-12-2003, 03:00 PM
EXCEPT THOSE WHO DON'T HATE MY BELOVED FELINE, YOU GUYS RULE.

VulgarTheClown
06-12-2003, 03:01 PM
the only cats i like are bangale cats (for one's you can keep at home)

and i like tigers and **** like that

when i am rich like tyson i will get like a tiger or something

Prince
06-12-2003, 03:02 PM
KATO, HE USED TO.

HE HAS LIVED A HARD LIFE, HE WAS ALMOST KILLED WHEN HE WAS A KITTEN. HE GOT ELECTROCUTED AND WOULDN'T EAT BUT I HAND FED HIM BACK TO HEALTH. HE DIDN'T START SPRAYING UNTIL HE WAS LIKE 4, BUT WE GOT HIM NEUTERED. NOW HE IS LIKE 7 YEARS OLD AND KICKS ASS.

THAT'S THE SUMMED UP TRAGIC STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING OF MY CAT THAT RULES.

Allison
06-12-2003, 03:03 PM
ok,ok..since he almost died, i feel like i owe it to him to like him.

Prince
06-12-2003, 03:04 PM
YOU SHOULD LOVE HIM ANYWAY.

handjobs4dollars
06-12-2003, 03:04 PM
All cats are cooler then dogs except for my dog Jenny. She kicks ass.

Kato
06-12-2003, 03:05 PM
that is an awesome story Cesaro, good for you, I dont hate your cat, I am just allergic to them and can't be near them, I do not like the way their piss smells, its ever lasting, but other then that I am all for well kept pets ;)

Lei Tong
06-12-2003, 03:06 PM
I nearly died, but I still suck.

Therefore, I still hate your cat.

Prince
06-12-2003, 03:06 PM
Cats with longer hair make me sneeze and ****, but I'll deal with it because I love cats.

I won't go near animals though unless I know it because I'm still scared of them. Some cats are pissy and will **** you up. cat scratches hurt.

handjobs4dollars
06-12-2003, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
the only cats i like are bangale cats (for one's you can keep at home)

and i like tigers and **** like that

when i am rich like tyson i will get like a tiger or something
Fat birdman 32, killed by tiger. Police still digging in tiger **** to find the rest of the body.

Allison
06-12-2003, 03:08 PM
Gman, dont tease me like that.

VulgarTheClown
06-12-2003, 03:09 PM
LOL

that was funny Gman

Prince
06-12-2003, 03:12 PM
I NEARLY DIED ALSO, WHEN I WAS TWO YEARS OLD.

MY SISTER'S PET RABBIT GOT OUT OF IT'S CAGE AND WAS RUNNING THROUGH THE HOUSE. I TRIED TO CAPTURE AND IT SCRATCHED ME, NEXT THING I KNOW I'M SICK AS ****.

I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 2 WEEKS, MY STOMACH STARTED TO SHRINK AND I WAS LOSING CONTROL OF MY MUSCLES. MY LEGS HAD FOLDED UP AND I COULDN'T MOVE THEM, I DON'T THINK I COULD MOVE MY ARMS EITHER BUT I'M NOT SURE. I DON'T REMEMBER TOO MUCH OF IT. FORTUNATELY, THERE WAS MIRACULOUS RECOVERY AND I LIVE TODAY TO BLESS YOU ALL WITH MY CHARMING PERSONALITY AND POSTS THAT EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING.

Curly Howard
06-12-2003, 03:12 PM
Between your love of Elton John....your cat.....and your hatred of man movies......I think I've figured out why you don't have a girlfriend.

Prince
06-12-2003, 03:13 PM
OH, AND THE MORAL OF THAT STORY WAS MY CAT RULES.

Kato
06-12-2003, 03:16 PM
See? animals belong free in their habitats

The Ensanity
06-12-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Between your love of Elton John....your cat.....and your hatred of man movies......I think I've figured out why you don't have a girlfriend. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

handjobs4dollars
06-12-2003, 03:17 PM
Curly is right

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/gheymathematicallyproven.jpg

Prince
06-12-2003, 03:20 PM
I see your point, Curly. I am heterosexual though.

Although I love Elton John, Lionel Richie, Phil Collins, shaving/nairing my whole body, exfoliation cream and I hate man movies doesn't mean my sexual orientation should be questioned.

My desire for women still remains intact just as it was before I discovered romance music, hair removal, and other feminine acts of grooming. Their desire for me, or lack thereof, is what seems to be the problem.

The Ensanity
06-12-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
I see your point, Curly. I am heterosexual though.

Although I love Elton John, Lionel Richie, Phil Collins, shaving/nairing my whole body, exfoliation cream and I hate man movies doesn't mean my sexual orientation should be questioned.

My desire for women still remains intact just as it was before I discovered romance music, hair removal, and other feminine acts of grooming. Their desire for me, or lack thereof, is what seems to be the problem. Dude, I know this bar in Culver City called the 'Tattle Tale', see if there is one in your town

Mr. Beelzebub
06-12-2003, 03:22 PM
Post pics of your cat, man.

Kato
06-12-2003, 03:24 PM
There is nothing wrong with a broda being in touch with his sensitive side...leave the boi be

handjobs4dollars
06-12-2003, 03:24 PM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/gheydailyshow.jpg