View Full Version : How do I love thee?


Prince
06-12-2003, 11:53 AM
Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach.
or something.

i want to hit somebody. i have never hit anyone in my life. i want to hit someone as hard as i can, just once. it doesn't have to be in the face, the arm, the chest, the stomach..it doesn't matter. i want to hit.

i wish they still made new family guy episodes, it's one of the best shows to ever be made. they show reruns at 11:30pm on cartoon network, its awesome.

larry david. curb your enthusiasm. krazy eyes. hugh. **** hugh. **** you. god. greatest show ever.
http://members.aol.com/cesaropics/krazy.jpg
HOW YOU GONNA, HOW YOU GONNA THROW THE JACKET AT ME MOTHA****A? YOU AINT GOT NO ETIQUETTE MOTHA****A.

i need to get a hair cut today or tomorrow. i'm in the makings of a mullet, its a baby mullet. i would get my hair cut more often but i have driving so far to get it done, the lady is like 15 miles away. plus when i pull out of her parking lot i have to cross 2 lanes of traffic so i have to make sure it's clear both ways. it's just a huge hassle.

http://members.aol.com/cesaropics/larry.jpg
I think I swallowed a pubic hair.

speaking of pubic hair, well, speaking of hair..why the **** do everytime i shave my legs i get ingrown hairs? it's pretty retarded if you ask me, what makes a hair become ingrown anyway. how many ways can a hair grow? it's up and straight, how hard can it be to grow back correctly? i'm not understanding the difficulty of it and why it happens so frequently. you would think if a body can digest food, control your nervous system, keep your 5 senses alive and going it could grow a ****ing hair properly.

i wish gas was free. i know lots of people would be losing out on money but it would help me out a lot. and i wish it was required for a gas station employee to pump your gas everywhere you go, i hate pumping gas. i'd almost rather run out and call my mom to come pick me up than to pump gas.

i think the new hummer h2's are pretty ugly, but that's just my opinion. i wouldn't pay $52,whatever.change + tax and tag for that thing. i think i'd rather have a bmw series 5 type thing, i don't know much about cars but i know igor vovchanchyn drives one. that is all that matters. igor is god. sakuraba too.

http://members.aol.com/cesaropics/video.jpg
AND I'M GONNA BE LIKE THIS IN THE VIDEO

curb your enthusiasm. watch it. it's the greatest.

Bzob
06-12-2003, 11:55 AM
:- l

The Ensanity
06-12-2003, 11:56 AM
I hate that show...not funny to me.

Bluecifer
06-12-2003, 12:03 PM
The post was ****ing hilarious. I don't really care for that show either but so much of rest of that post made me LMAO!!!!!!!

Prince
06-12-2003, 12:03 PM
mike tyson is washed up.

sakuraba is god.

Prince
06-12-2003, 12:04 PM
thank you blue dawg.

Bluecifer
06-12-2003, 12:08 PM
LMAO@stupid incompetent hair that can't grow back right and how free gas would really help you out!!! That **** is funny!

Allison
06-12-2003, 12:11 PM
Cesaro is pure genius.

Prince
06-12-2003, 12:15 PM
dirk, do you download any episodes? they are hard to find.

allison, thank you as well. do you know any scientific reasons behind the ingrown hair? it's mind boggling as to how simple it is and something as complex as the human body can't seem to do it.

Prince
06-12-2003, 12:28 PM
that would be awesome. i have the following episodes downloaded:

aamco
the group
shaq
ted and mary
interior decorator
affirmative action
the car salesman
crazy eyez killah
the massage
the bracelet
the wire
****o gil

Allison
06-12-2003, 12:39 PM
No, i know that exfoliating helps with the ingrown hairs..

Prince
06-12-2003, 12:40 PM
prevention of cure? i'm trying it here in like 2 minutes

i have nair on my legs right now

i'm about to take a shower

Bluecifer
06-12-2003, 12:41 PM
The ABBA all over exfoliating scrub isn't really useable "all over".

ruffneck119
06-12-2003, 12:45 PM
"You my *****!"

"I am your ******?"

If you saw that episode you would remember that part.

VulgarTheClown
06-12-2003, 12:48 PM
Cesaro what show is that?

Prince
06-12-2003, 01:12 PM
vulgar, curb your enthusiasm.

dirk, thanks.

allison, i was out of exfoliation cream so i used one of those scrubby things. my leg hurts on levels of pain that i haven't felt since that time nair met my genitals. i think i mowed over them too hard with the scrub thing. i think i need to just give up doing this myself and hire a beauty consultant to come do it for me.

Prince
06-12-2003, 01:13 PM
ruffneck, right after larry gave krazy eyes advice on how to improve his song?

Prince
06-12-2003, 01:55 PM
you're not falling this soon, to the top with you.

VulgarTheClown
06-12-2003, 01:58 PM
TO THE TOP!

Prince
06-12-2003, 02:53 PM
UP.

this thread will not die until i make a new one.

Prince
06-12-2003, 05:01 PM
you're not going to page 2 just yet.