View Full Version : Jazz beat heart attack.
The Mouse 06-12-2003, 11:38 AM On my way to work this morning I had made an illegal turn without signaling, while not wearing my seatbelt, while having a bottle of Amaretto in the passenger seat; all the while playing my morning Jazz beats. Little did I know that there was a motorcycle cop right behind me that flipped on his little siren after I had turned. “Ah ****,” I thought as I slowly pulled to the side of the road. Then I looked in my rear-view mirror to see that the cop had decided to turn around and go the opposite direction, kind of weird but I wasn’t complaining. I sat in my car for a few moments and thought, “Hey, this is pretty sweet, my heart beat is going to the beat of the jazz music.” It was pretty cool.
The Ensanity 06-12-2003, 11:55 AM Cops can turn around and not give a ticket...I must become white
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Cops can turn around and not give a ticket...I must become white
Me too, Because i have never been let go
The Mouse 06-12-2003, 12:05 PM I think it was my charming personality and smile that made him change his mind. Or, it could have been the beat of my heart that was louder than the base in my car.
The Ensanity 06-12-2003, 12:08 PM Originally posted by Mouse
it could have been the beat of my heart that was louder than the base in my car. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
The Mouse 06-12-2003, 12:40 PM Yea.. too many run-ins with cops in my life to know that I don't like 'em any more. ugh..
Curly Howard 06-12-2003, 12:45 PM I get the "Mr. Howard, Please step out of the car" after they run my plates.
VulgarTheClown 06-12-2003, 01:04 PM They don't even talk to me, just break my window wit hthe night stickand start to beat me.
Curly Howard 06-12-2003, 01:05 PM sure they do
Bluecifer 06-12-2003, 01:05 PM I've recently become afraid to masturbate at work...
The Ensanity 06-12-2003, 01:08 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I've recently become afraid to masturbate at work... Why?
The Mouse 06-12-2003, 01:11 PM I went up to this girl last night that was with her boyfriend.. despite my flirtting, she wasn't into men. )= damnit, she had a killer body too!!!
Bluecifer 06-12-2003, 01:12 PM Not sure. The girls are starting to look at me funny. Also, one time my receptionist asked me "That wasn't really mayonaisse on your pants that one day.....was it?" I'm starting to suspect that they know....
Mr. Beelzebub 06-12-2003, 01:13 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Not sure. The girls are starting to look at me funny. Also, one time my receptionist asked me "That wasn't really mayonaisse on your pants that one day.....was it?" I'm starting to suspect that they know....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Curly Howard 06-12-2003, 01:14 PM you didn't get the memo about the new security cams?
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I've recently become afraid to masturbate at work...
good lord, I hope so.
The Ensanity 06-12-2003, 01:15 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Not sure. The girls are starting to look at me funny. Also, one time my receptionist asked me "That wasn't really mayonaisse on your pants that one day.....was it?" I'm starting to suspect that they know.... hahhahahahahahahahahah
Bluecifer 06-12-2003, 01:16 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
you didn't get the memo about the new security cams?
That would REALLY suck....
Bluecifer 06-12-2003, 01:24 PM Originally posted by Bzob
good lord, I hope so.
Why would you say such a thing!?!?
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