that's right. i am now re-employed and in the mood to celebrate. so we will start with a sticky thread dedicated to chaos and death. special thanks goes to Inez :devil

UNLEASH THE FURY

same company dude?

So, they belived you when you explained you just forgot?

I just watched Blade II again......I'm in the mood to **** up some suck heads......WHO'S WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!

so for starters i would like to introduce to you our WARRIOR!!!!!














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and NOW...........














we shall introduce our...............

















GLADIATORS!!!!!!!!!!!




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Gladiator #1..........












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yeah well he didn't do too well but HOOORAH!!!!!!!














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MAXIMUS THE MERCIFUL

that is the coolest thing EVA!!!!!!! oh and Purity, you have a PM

i will never click this thread again.

and now for our 2nd victim.......




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DAMN!!!!!!!
and he was just SO close!

This is grand entertainment!

We are fortunate to be observing natures food chain first hand

i'm sorry. due to victim #3 being a borin lil ****er, i aint got much to show.
no worries....hang in there fellas.....

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid65/p658d1342e72ce3428c305460d7f7f2bd/fbf20ebb.jpg

the standoff....


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http://www.globalmma.com/pics/album17/Mvc_005s.jpg
DAMN!!!!!!
looks like our next gladiator ALMOST got the edge!











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can someone say BURP!!!

How much are you feeding the champ? Do you always put it against mice? A mate of mine used hamsters...

I would use medium to large rats for my 5ft ball python

OMFG!!!!!!!

wait till you see our NEXT gladiator! you guys dont wanna miss THIS battle.......

that and well alot of your pics are not working man


fix em


whats fun is watching a monitor or Tegu eat.

my dumerils monitor used to take his nail and disembowel his food and smear the blood along his tank.


my tegu would JUMP literally across the feeding bin and land on the poop food grab it in the mouth and machine gun slam (imagine double bass pedle sound) it side to said til it was tractically flat. one time he squished the brains out the little things nose

sorry for the red x's.
i just found out what happens when you remove them from your server :)

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now i'm too drunk to narrate so here's just random ****. the old **** will be deleted from the thread

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Poor mousey
How long does it take the champ to finish off his opponent?

not too long anymore. the first 3 take about 7 minutes. but after that it doesn't take longer than 4 minutes from start to finish

Sweet I like the one where the eye is spewing out.

BTW: I am taking a couple of real estate classes this comming semester man. I decided to take the classes (at teh college)because I heard they teach you some real good selling techniques and you get some more hands on training. One day I will be liek you.

Hahahaha sorry that just sounded funny bro. Wish me luck.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I'm in the mood to **** up some suck heads......WHO'S WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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How long does it take for the mice to die? Is it quick when they suffocate or does it take a long time?

Its a beautiful snake man must have cost you a pretty penny

Is Snowball gonna be ok?

Snow Ball Willy?

I just thought that snowball was a nice name for a fluffy white mouse.

nevermind

Lemmywinks?

stop it

Would you eat a nutria?

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Smells like Fish , tastes like Chicken

If you would eat a Nutria, would you eat a cat?

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/Safaricat.jpg

I would eat just about any animal on a BBQ given the right situation

Even a puppy?

better a puppy than a dog

Would you prefer to eat a human child or a full grown adult?

****!!! This is the thread that I said I wouldn't click anymore.

I feel sorry for those white mice.

I wouldn't eat a nutria, what is that thing??

It's a big rodent, but is eaten commonly. I'd try it.

i know i said i didn't care about rodents, but after seeing those pictures i do. i feel bad, i'm such a *****.

I'm not sure if I would eat frog legs though, would you?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I'm not sure if I would eat frog legs though, would you?

Frog legs RULE!!!!!!!!

I've had escargot, but frog legs seem a little, I don't know, unseemly maybe? I've heard Iguana yields a very tasty white meat.

The mice take a lil bit to die.

the snake strikes, then coils breaking all its bones basically puncturing its lungs and all other organs with its of broken bones or just squeezing so hard it cannot breath and dies.


this is pangerous for the snake cuz the live mouse and bite or scratch the snake.

one of my snakes was a 4 1/2 foot python its previous owner tried to feed it a medium rat (WAY TO BIG) and the rat chewed off about 18 inches of flesh off the snake. I nursed her ack to health and she was ok but would only eat black mice/rats.

I aways at least stunned my food before i fed. with the rats while they were in the bag i would hit them with the butt of a knife or slam them aginst something to knock them out. they would still twitch making the snake think its alive and so they would strike.

you can feed pre-killed or frozen but the snake has to be made acustome to it or else they are less likely to take the food.

Snakes are tasty too.

http://www.anapsid.org/prekill2.html

this is an article on feeding pre-killed as aopposed to live

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I've had escargot, but frog legs seem a little, I don't know, unseemly maybe?

you have to cut that part out

You mean the lil frog penises and vaginas?

http://tubes.ominix.com/art/a/critters/frog-on-crutches-sketch-02.jpg

Frog legs taste damn good when they are made right.

What do they taste like?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
What do they taste like?

Kind of like frog legs

What's the difference between frog legs that are prepared "right" and those that are prepared poorly?

all i know is it's fun to watch them cook cause the legs start to move

One time I accidently ate chicken feet at chinese buffet. I almost threw up.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
One time I accidently ate chicken feet at chinese buffet. I almost threw up.

That would suck.

Thats cool Vulgar. I know rats are very dangerous to snakes because they can kill a snake or hur them really badly. Very cool man

actually the rats are slower and stupider. they barely put up a fight. i stopped feeding her rats cause she didn't eat as quick. now she eats these lil ****ers like popcorn :)

Originally posted by Purity
actually the rats are slower and stupider. they barely put up a fight. i stopped feeding her rats cause she didn't eat as quick. now she eats these lil ****ers like popcorn :)


This rat would **** your snake UP!

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/gallery/farley.jpg

Lemmywinks?

thats a cool pic

Splinter kicks ass

splinters are annoying

You are annoying