bzaf: hi lenny
ReverendLoveGun: hey
bzaf: what's going on with you
ReverendLoveGun: nada
ReverendLoveGun: got back from running a lil bit ago
bzaf: fun stuff
ReverendLoveGun: what are you doing today?
bzaf: cleaning.....i've beem cleaning forever already
ReverendLoveGun: ****tty
bzaf: what are you doing today
ReverendLoveGun: chillin
bzaf: what'd you do last night
ReverendLoveGun: went out
bzaf: i was looking for you
ReverendLoveGun: you are a shady *****
bzaf: shady?
bzaf: why
ReverendLoveGun: you are sneaky
bzaf: i'm not sneaky either
ReverendLoveGun: i think that is why i am attracted to you sometimes
ReverendLoveGun: cuz i dont know what to expcect
bzaf: there's nothing wrong with withholding information
bzaf: well, it'sa good thing then
ReverendLoveGun: oh yea
bzaf: but i'm not sneaky
ReverendLoveGun: cuz most girls are on my jock
ReverendLoveGun: and i get over it
ReverendLoveGun: but you
ReverendLoveGun: you kinda play hard to get
bzaf: i'm not on any guys jocks, EVER
ReverendLoveGun: but i like it
ReverendLoveGun: that is good
ReverendLoveGun: its cuz you know your dad
ReverendLoveGun: i just like the chase
bzaf: i'm not saying you are
ReverendLoveGun: it makes for excitement
ReverendLoveGun: i wouldnt doubt it
ReverendLoveGun: you are a good looking girl
ReverendLoveGun: i know ho it works
bzaf: thanks
ReverendLoveGun: it isnt hard for a girl like you to meet guys
bzaf: i'm not lame like most girls
ReverendLoveGun: you have the options to pick and chose
ReverendLoveGun: i am serious
ReverendLoveGun: most
ReverendLoveGun: most girls that didnt have a good relationship
ReverendLoveGun: or dont have a good relationship
ReverendLoveGun: or any relationship with there dads
ReverendLoveGun: are needy for attention from other guys
ReverendLoveGun: so they put all there effort in to making guys want them or like them
ReverendLoveGun: they are looking for male approval
ReverendLoveGun: you are one of the coolest girls
ReverendLoveGun: for whatever reason i can talk to you
bzaf: thanks len
ReverendLoveGun: without thinking you are a dumb girl
bzaf: i'm only dumb in school
bzaf: that's it though
ReverendLoveGun: just about every other girl i look at as a dumb *****
bzaf: do u think i'm hard to figure out?
ReverendLoveGun: you're different
ReverendLoveGun: yea
bzaf: or hard to read
ReverendLoveGun: kinda
ReverendLoveGun: so it makes it hard to know what you are thinking
bzaf: i'd rather write to someone about how i feel than talk about it
bzaf: most guys cant deal with that, so i tell them to **** off
ReverendLoveGun: that is cool
ReverendLoveGun: you will come back
ReverendLoveGun: i know you will
ReverendLoveGun: I'll just give you some space for a lil
bzaf: how
ReverendLoveGun: and then chill again
bzaf: yeah
bzaf: it's weird with you
bzaf: because most guys
bzaf: i get really fed up with
ReverendLoveGun: i have learned from past relationships
ReverendLoveGun: that is when things go bad
bzaf: with them always asking me how i feel about them and **** like that
ReverendLoveGun: when you try to make **** work
bzaf: i can't deal with it
ReverendLoveGun: just let it happen
bzaf: yep
ReverendLoveGun: i mean you have to try to make it work
bzaf: some people can't except that though
ReverendLoveGun: but not by asking someone all the time if they are into you or not
ReverendLoveGun: that is what i liked about you
ReverendLoveGun: you live far
ReverendLoveGun: and you have your life
ReverendLoveGun: and i can do my thing and have my life
bzaf: yep
ReverendLoveGun: that you arent dependant on hanging out with me
bzaf: that's why i don't date guys that live near me
ReverendLoveGun: that is why i usually dont date girls from OC
ReverendLoveGun: what else are you doing today
ReverendLoveGun: anything fun?
ReverendLoveGun: oh yea
bzaf: playing with myself
ReverendLoveGun: really
bzaf: i don't know what else
ReverendLoveGun: i wanna watch
ReverendLoveGun: cool
bzaf: you've seen it before
ReverendLoveGun: i know
ReverendLoveGun: and i like it
ReverendLoveGun: i think you should let me help you
ReverendLoveGun: hahaha
bzaf: you do?
ReverendLoveGun: oh yea
bzaf: it's better when you watch
bzaf: i can handle it
ReverendLoveGun: that is like prolly one of the things that turns me on so much
ReverendLoveGun: i told you that
bzaf: yep
bzaf: good
bzaf: b/c i like to do it
bzaf: for you that is
ReverendLoveGun: you naked and playing with yourself= me 8====D~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
bzaf: and being wet
bzaf: really wet
ReverendLoveGun: mmmmmmmmm
ReverendLoveGun: sounds nice
bzaf: feels nice
ReverendLoveGun: i bet
ReverendLoveGun: i wish i could help
bzaf: yep
bzaf: me too
ReverendLoveGun: well
ReverendLoveGun: we need to hang out in the next few days
bzaf: but i'm gona do it in a little while
bzaf: i know
bzaf: we should
ReverendLoveGun: you are really fun
ReverendLoveGun: i love the fact that you are sooooo wet
bzaf: you are great too
bzaf: i know you do
ReverendLoveGun: my favorite thing is fingering you and kissing you at the same time
bzaf: i get so wet with you
bzaf: it's not like that all the time
bzaf: that's sounds really good right now
bzaf: you turn me on more than most
ReverendLoveGun: i do ?
bzaf: really turn me on
bzaf: yeah....that's why i get soooo wet
ReverendLoveGun: hmm
ReverendLoveGun: that is a good thing
bzaf: yep
bzaf: very good thing
ReverendLoveGun: yes
bzaf: i think i'm gonna play with it in the shower today
ReverendLoveGun: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bzaf: fyi
bzaf: nice and wet
ReverendLoveGun: i needed to know that
bzaf: you did?
bzaf: why
ReverendLoveGun: so i can do the same
bzaf: good idea
ReverendLoveGun: i have jerked off to you a ton of times
ReverendLoveGun: that is a good thinf
ReverendLoveGun: thing
bzaf: i know
ReverendLoveGun: usually after i have had sex with a person
bzaf: why
ReverendLoveGun: i dont jerk of to them after
bzaf: why not
ReverendLoveGun: like think of them when jerking off
ReverendLoveGun: i dont know
ReverendLoveGun: only a selsct few
ReverendLoveGun: the really good ones
ReverendLoveGun: but you are in the select few
bzaf: i don't touch myself for many
bzaf: just you
ReverendLoveGun: you turn me on so much
ReverendLoveGun: woooohoooooo
bzaf: lol
bzaf: we should shower sometime
bzaf: together that is
ReverendLoveGun: well let me know
ReverendLoveGun: when ever you want
bzaf: ok
bzaf: i like shower sex
ReverendLoveGun: me to
bzaf: wherever i want?
ReverendLoveGun: it is fun
ReverendLoveGun: yea
ReverendLoveGun: i dont care
bzaf: good
bzaf: all this sex talk is making me horny
bzaf: well I am gonna call you right now, OK?
ReverendLoveGun: Sounds good

Now you see, if I had some one say this to me:

ReverendLoveGun: what else are you doing today
ReverendLoveGun: anything fun?
ReverendLoveGun: oh yea
bzaf: playing with myself


I'd be a much happier person.

you need to violate that ass on the spot!

Maybe she's THE ONE?

mabye he is bluffin just t oget some nana

ReverendLoveGun: hey
bzaf: yes?
ReverendLoveGun: spend the night at my house tonight?
bzaf: i can't.......
bzaf: i'm going to my friends
ReverendLoveGun: oh
bzaf: sorry
bzaf: soon though
ReverendLoveGun: k
ReverendLoveGun: we will have fun
ReverendLoveGun: i know this
bzaf: ok
bzaf: i trust you
bzaf: i'm really wet right now...wish you were here
ReverendLoveGun: me to
ReverendLoveGun: we need to hook up today or tomorrow
ReverendLoveGun: even if it is for a quick session
bzaf: ok
ReverendLoveGun: i want you so bad
bzaf: why
ReverendLoveGun: cuz
ReverendLoveGun: i am so horny
ReverendLoveGun: you made me that way today
bzaf: i'm playing with myslef right now
bzaf: good
ReverendLoveGun: i think you shouild call me
bzaf: call my house
bzaf: 626 791 ****

i'm tellin you man, in the pooper with a reach around for some clitoral stimulation and nipple tweakin

I have tried to put it in the pooper. She aint down. Sorry to let you guys down.

WTF, Lenny...I read most of that and she dont do anal...Shame on you for posting this thread

I will try again tonight Ensanity. Sorry to let you down.

Yes, and keep trying till she gives in.

and if she dpoesn't give in...spoon her and do it while she is asleep

Originally posted by seldomTap
and if she dpoesn't give in...spoon her and do it while she is asleep

I think that type of thinking.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Yes, and keep trying till she gives in.

HAasdhha funniest thing ever...

Originally posted by TuffGuy
I think that type of thinking.

That is good thinking to think I think

Originally posted by seldomTap
That is good thinking to think I think

You are welcome!!!!

Where did you meet this one tuffguy?

his moms *******

Here is a pic of the girl. She is on the far right for you bone heads. who cant figure that one out!!!!

http://www.ruffneck119.com/ironlife/Vulgar/girliegirl.jpg

Originally posted by astroboy
Where did you meet this one tuffguy?

I met her at my work. I am the head bouncer at a bar.

Is it the Leykis factor, dude?

Cute...she has that ass virgin look about her also

Here is another pic.

http://www.ruffneck119.com/ironlife/Vulgar/girliegirl2.jpg

i would fist her and her friend at the same time

Yeah i woudl hit both of them up. but i am desperate right now for female contact so my opinion means nothing really.

Her friend in the second pic is a surefire anal veteran...she would do anything to please

Originally posted by seldomTap
Her friend in the second pic is a surefire anal veteran...she would do anything to please

Only because she is a little chubby.

Preciseley....she knows she has maybe 2...3 years tops of still being semi marketable...then it is sweat pants and a trailer park unless she can snag some gullible sucker NOW.

She is more than likely a really nice girl, but has deep seated self esteem problems, which make her a comfort eater

Originally posted by seldomTap
Preciseley....she knows she has maybe 2...3 years tops of still being semi marketable...then it is sweat pants and a trailer park unless she can snag some gullible sucker NOW.

She is more than likely a really nice girl, but has deep seated self esteem problems, which make her a comfort eater

Well said!!!!!!!!!!

run that theory by the girl you like and see if it rings true...no doubt, there is some truth to it!

Originally posted by seldomTap
run that theory by the girl you like and see if it rings true...no doubt, there is some truth to it!

More then some truth. I think there is a ton of truth. No pun intended.

At least you know she would put out...and she would put in extra effort!

Originally posted by seldomTap
At least you know she would put out...and she would put in extra effort!

That is why sometimes you go after the fat ones. No effort needed!!!!!!!!!!

and if you don't buy her a hot dog beforehand...she would no doubt swallow!

Get me her number :P

We have all been in the situation where it is about 2am, options are limited, and one of these girls looks your way. You look behind yourself at first, to make sure you aren't near a burger stand, then you realise, you won't necessarily have to rub one out yourself tonight

Thank goodness for fat chicks!!!!!!!!!!

And they also keep you warmer on a cold night than a skinny chick does!

Fat Chicks=Hard workers in the sack

If fat chicks got more sex, like about 17 hours a day worth, their intense sexual work ethic would ensure that they lost at least 5 pounds a week.

10 weeks of that sort of programme and the average fatty all of a sudden becomes a decent size chick

Originally posted by seldomTap
If fat chicks got more sex, like about 17 hours a day worth, their intense sexual work ethic would ensure that they lost at least 5 pounds a week.

10 weeks of that sort of programme and the average fatty all of a sudden becomes a decent size chick If they got that much sex they would become lazy in the sack, and get fatter

I know...it is a viscious circle.

The only way is to reward them like when training a dog. If a dog sits, you give him a treat...if she takes it in the pooper, you give her a dried apricot or some other healthy option. No choclate though...chocolate is like crack to fatties

I take it none of you heard VOD's fatty story of horror?

Originally posted by Lei Tong
I take it none of you heard VOD's fatty story of horror?

If any horror story containing VOD has fat in it, than, it must have been about him. He is a fat mutha****er. I hate that pile!!!!

Yeah so hook me up bro.


LOL