I was at the local coffee joint for lunch like usual, reading my book and indulging myself in a smooth smoke. Everything was calm and quiet and I was quite relaxed, then she walked by. This girl couldn’t have been more than a hundred pounds in weight. She was damn thin, with a little bit of meat in her ass, and breasts that were obviously fake but exceptionally perfect; round and perky. Her face was kind of cute too. As she walked passed me to go inside I felt my legs go week and I started to shutter as I was slowly turned on.

I didn’t go up to her and talk to her because I knew that a girl that looks like that is just asking for trouble. I mean, I’ve dated a model before so I know how that goes. Every single mother ****ing guy hits on her where ever she goes, you know? I’m not really the jealous type but I got in a lot of fights with other guys because of the way she looked. So as I sat there and reminisced on my previous experiences, I declined on the voice in my head that was telling me to go up and talk to her. This girl had to be a model, **** star, or one of those high-class prostitutes that celebrities and higher end business men use. I don’t know, I think I did the right thing giving my previous experience with girls that look this good.

Mmmmmmm, high end prostitutes.......You should have inquired as to what her rates were, or at least invited her to my private thread.

Dude.. if she wasn't one, I would look like a jerk askin her and I'd get slapped, lol. Besides, I don't pay for it.

Originally posted by Mouse
Dude.. if she wasn't one, I would look like a jerk askin her and I'd get slapped, lol. Besides, I don't pay for it.

Yeah, but it would have been hilarious! One little slap is worth a laugh isn't it?

From a lady that perfect and beautiful, no.. a slap from that is like a thousand nails being hammered into my skull very slowly. A lady like that I would be a slave to and do everything and anything she would ask of me... but I would never insult a beauty like that.

Girl #2 is exactly like that, Matt..... like a ****in Porsche bro..... nice to take for a ride, but not worth the payments in my book.

Originally posted by Mouse
From a lady that perfect and beautiful, no.. a slap from that is like a thousand nails being hammered into my skull very slowly. A lady like that I would be a slave to and do everything and anything she would ask of me... but I would never insult a beauty like that.

Stop, you had me at hello...

She looks like the type that if she doesn't get a diamond ring every month, that she'll leave and find another sugar daddy. But my God man!!! What I would do to get her in a bubble bath with me!!

i would of followed her in, slammed her face into the counter, then when she was on her way to the floor i would catch her head with a soccer kick. as she finally hit the floor i would look to see if she still had teeth if so i would elbow them out of her face.

super hot *****es do not deserve to walk around like there **** don't stink. If they walk around all high and mighty make them ugly like the rest of us.

You have a lot of rage in you because of how you look, don't you vulgar?

I was teased in school a wee bit.

I just do not like people that think there **** don't stink.

especially if they are exceptionally attractive.

take away there beauty and let them survive they got nothing, they were just a picture.

mouse you never know unless you try man.... dont make judgements with out knowing.