Oh, Nevermind I see you heard it already

LOL!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

I chuckled

:eek: LowBlow

ouch.

:-|

points for the punch line.

horrible originality.

Bzob is the ****ing man. BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
points for the punch line.

horrible originality.

Were there any spelling errors?

**** spelling errors

Originally posted by Bzob
Were there any spelling errors?


is this about the pirate thing,lol.

Bzob is my idol!

****ing pirates and their grudges.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
is this about the pirate thing,lol.


the pirate thing? She has been correcting my spelling for a year now

I havent noticed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

still funny!

I have sun burn.

I have a sunburn too!!! Laid by the pool all day.!! Great joke bzob but my tits fell long before I heard that!

you got no boobs either?

Originally posted by lzindsay
I have a sunburn too!!! Laid by the pool all day.!! Great joke bzob but my tits fell long before I heard that! Bzob and I still with us to hook up...screw the hillbilly life and get with the Ghetto Fabolous Life style


http://www.head-cleaners.com/hmr_rgt.gif

actually I have big boobies, they just don't go north as much!!

HAHAHHAHAHAA

Actually,last time Bzob and I had dinner together I didn't realize my tit was in my chilli, we now judge our meals on the boobometer

HAHAHHAHAA

Originally posted by Bzob
Oh, Nevermind I see you heard it already

http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/owned%20copy.jpg

ggffffgfgfsweeeerwer boobbbnn

Originally posted by lzindsay
Actually,last time Bzob and I had dinner together I didn't realize my tit was in my chilli, we now judge our meals on the boobometer Im going to call you "chili Tits" from now on

Speeking of the boobometer, I made a turkey sandwich and it rated a 8.5 out of 10

mmmmmmmmmmm boobalishous

I like boobs and I cant spull. Can Ib a pirateeeee tooooo?

I got an Albino rat I am takeing with me....

Whitey kicks ass

Whitey does nothing but **** and eat... whats so cool about a rat that does that?

Originally posted by Kato
Whitey does nothing but **** and eat... whats so cool about a rat that does that?

that whole sentence applies to me accurately if you replace rat with human.

Bzob, there is only one Whitey, and that is my cat.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/156248/Coco.gif

I love Tom's cat, Whitey.

He's deaf.

my cat rules all.

That cat is too cute*





















*the gayness of this post will stay only with this post

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I love Tom's cat, Whitey.

He's deaf.

She. She also has two different colored eyes. One blue, one green.

She's no Gaylord S Focker.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d831b3127cce8911a9fef7830000001610

http://members.aol.com/valecesaro/youngcat.jpg

i wish i knew how to focus my webcam

Allison, Gaylord is fugly.

Cesaro, my other cat looks similar to that. Evil looking.

hate cats...hate them...but then again I am not a pet person

"Cute?"

YOU DON'T HATE MY CAT YOU DON'T HATE MY CAT YOU DON'T HATE MY CAT YOU DON'T HATE MY CAT YOU DON'T HATE MY CAT YOU DON'T HATE MY CAT YOU DON'T HATE MY CAT YOU DON'T HATE MY CAT YOU DON'T HATE MY CAT YOU DON'T HATE MY CAT

MY CAT RULES.

Gaylord is a lovely sight to gaze upon.

I hate them all... I am allergic to them love..sorry

GAYLORD SCARES ME. I WANT TO TOUCH HIM THOUGH.

I bet you want to touch all that scares you hahahahaha

Allison, i'm sure it is. Whitey will destroy Gaylord, Pokemon style.

KATO, YOU'RE NOT ALLERGIC TO MY CAT. HE RULES. NOBODY'S ALLERGIC TO HIM. THIS CAT IS BADASS. HE SMELLS PRETTY BAD SOMETIMES THOUGH, HE'S LIKE ME.

ALLISON, WHAT DO THOSE ****ES ON HIS BACK FEEL LIKE

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-2/35782/FYWBHFUQYF-BQCNPGQYNHPBKAGWWHCR-focker.jpg

KATO, YES I DO.

MY CAT DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A NAME, BUT HE WILL **** EVERYTHING ELSE UP.

Gaylord ****s my cat, Minnie Mooka Manu, up. And she weighs 16 lbs.

His ****es kind of feel like sharp fingernails.

Whitey kicks ass, unlike Kato which has made it a personal to dis me and anything i like at every given monent

MY CAT BEAT MY SISTER'S CAT UP AND TRIED TO RAPE HIM. IMMEDIATE RESPECT.

Originally posted by Kato
hate cats...hate them...but then again I am not a pet person


ouch, how can you hate animals Kato?

Bzob can never take it, he can only dish it. You would think the man has daily contact with the rat

Because Bzob let his dogs mess up the backyard.

oh.


the way I see pets are creatures that love you like people but dont talk about you or say mean ****.

I bet if you had a pet, it would still have mean thoughts about you, though.

unless the pet is a lizard. thier love,hate,anger all look the same and they just sit all day.

I LOVE ANIMALS.

NOBODY CAN HATE MY CAT, NOT EVEN CAT HATERS. HE JUST ****ING RULES.

I USED TO HAVE A PET TURTLE THAT ALWAYS SMELLED LIKE WET BREAD. I CRIED WHEN HE PASSED AWAY. I CRIED WHEN MY CATS DIED TOO.

I only hate cats Aaron, not all animals, and only because I am allergic to them. I am not however, I pet person, if someone has a pet they should take good care of them, I dont have the time

YOU DON'T HATE MY CAT.

Kato just sent me a pm, plotting to kill your stupid cat, Cesaro.

I hate you all

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Kato just sent me a pm, plotting to kill your stupid cat, Cesaro.

BE NICE.

MY CAT RULES. YOU CAN'T KILL HIM. HE'LL NEVER DIE.

My friend had a cat that would piss all over the place, he would come in to work smelling of cat piss...ugh he was so used to is he would never realizes when his coat would get pissed on unless I said something to him

Originally posted by Kato
I only hate cats Aaron, not all animals, and only because I am allergic to them. I am not however, I pet person, if someone has a pet they should take good care of them, I dont have the time

I see.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Gaylord ****s my cat, Minnie Mooka Manu, up. And she weighs 16 lbs.

His ****es kind of feel like sharp fingernails.

Fat ass cat. I like your pets names.

What? She's just curvy. And thank you.

Hey now, my cat weighs 18 pounds. He rules.

I hope to god I dont encounter an 18lbs *****

You couldn't hit the G Spot on a 12 pound *****.

Of course he could... he'd just need to look between the "F" and "H" ones, right?

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
You couldn't hit the G Spot on a 12 pound *****. I would want to touch the G spot on a 12lb *****!!!!

My cat will crush all. Remy weighs 23 lbs! The ****er KILLS EVERYTHING! I havent heard birds chirp in the backyard for a year. He just sits outside, perched on something and jumps ****. I kid you not.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I would want to touch the G spot on a 12lb *****!!!!



Its off a movie!!!!


You disappoint me.

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
My cat will crush all. Remy weighs 23 lbs! The ****er KILLS EVERYTHING! I havent heard birds chirp in the backyard for a year. He just sits outside, perched on something and jumps ****. I kid you not.


Remy Owns. He is a killer breed of cat that is mixed with lynx, called the Maine coon Cat.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Its off a movie!!!!


You disappoint me. Which one?!?!?1?!?

I knwo I have heard it before and I forget. I wanna say a Tarrantino one.

I have a cat.

ensanity, i think its from me, myself, and irene.

Originally posted by Cesaro
ensanity, i think its from me, myself, and irene. ****!!

I barely watch that movie, but I should have remembered that.

Originally posted by Cesaro
Hey now, my cat weighs 18 pounds. He rules.


Whitey weighs like 10 lbs.

Green Iguana, have you seen how do you have your PM??!!! :nonono: .....

Originally posted by Dirk Diggler
best thread on this side of town.

of course the allison holding small tits and big forehead jokes are kinda played out. kinda like dogg being small, vulgar not spelling good enough to understand, etc etc.

but that was kinda funny. i laughed for a few seconds. :)

It was funny because you didn't see it coming