and not a butt pirate so keep your gay ass jokes for some **** that cares

I am talking about a real pirate with a sweet hat, swords and guns and cannons. I am going to rob mother ****ers blind and shoot tham and steal their women. Make their children work like dogs. I am Nameing Purity my co captain to make sure none of you scaley wags get out of order. If you do He will do what he sees fit.

Who want to have an adventure and see the world and **** **** up? Who want to drink good booze and play with swords and guns. Who wants to get rich?

me want kill

I should have remembered that pirates cannot spell.

I believe the popular comment is: :- l

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit

Arrrrrhhhhhhhhggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha, he's gunna be a butt pirate!!!! .. lol, oh so ****ing gay!!!!

**** you all that laugh.

you would be my first victoms if you were not all broke ass *****es, Mouse I already cleared that gay **** up so you = walking the plank

You'll be a swabin the deck with that attitude wench.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.seafairpirates.org/PiratePics/archive2002/2-Cayman2002/images/CaymanBWI2002-11010069.jpg

You should draw an eye patch on your avatar.

Plank- hard, extended wood... and you want me to do what to it?

hehe.. i said wood.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
You'll be a swabin the deck with that attitude wench.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.seafairpirates.org/PiratePics/archive2002/2-Cayman2002/images/CaymanBWI2002-11010069.jpg

YEah, thats what I'm talkin about. Those mother ****ers can come aboard!

Nuno moma has a wooden leg with a kick stand. Curly already made that picture, I am sure it will appear soon enough.

hehhehe ::):

First place I am going is to get a Kick ass boat! brb

Have you ever given a girl pirate eye?

I tried once, shooting from Katos crotch like a artilery from a gin ship, but it just dribbled out and made a mess on my hand

Originally posted by Bzob
I tried once, shooting from Katos crotch like a artilery from a gin ship, but it just dribbled out and made a mess on my hand


Holy ****!

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
Holy ****! http://www.usflags.com/images/products/jollyrog.gif

Fear me Mother ****ers!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggh Matey!! I be more than gratious to come aboard. I make da bloody wenches, do aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrh deeds. Then the swash buckling, sailors can swamp the deck. If they dont like it they can walk the plank. Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh. Someone polish me wooden leg. I want to pilage all the women and children. For I will be the greatest pirate of all. I am Vincini Smagglehook of the Seven Seas.

Bzob is a true man.

Pirates of the Carribean?

http://www.dltk-kids.com/crafts/columbus/mmilk_1.jpg

This one is a bit small.....brb

Come aboard mateys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/IMA/P314.jpg

Vincini Smagglehook of the Seven Seas is in the house!

http://taddeo.4t.com/dlp-pirates2.jpg

Originally posted by Bzob
Vincini Smagglehook of the Seven Seas is in the house!

Thar be treasure. Thy must seek it!!!!!

SEAKETH THE TREASURE!

Shiver me timbers!!! Are crew is strong!!!!!!

http://www.btinternet.com/~alan.catherine/images/pirate2.jpg

ARRRRRRRR that crew looks like they are as hard as nails.

Nice boat, it was a harder task that I thought

Shiver my penis *****es.

I mean Arrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mi timbers be itchin' and I ate my parot arrrrr!!!!!

*cough cough

**** yes, The first Boat I see is gwetting ****ed up, Black Beard style. People will be swingin like tarzan onto their boats as vulger sinks it with mad cannon fodder.

CANNON GO BOOM!

Bzob's Pirate ship=Gay Love Boat

Nice try, But even you're homo erotic fanicies will not ruin my dream....so get the white **** out of your ear and understand the only gay **** on my boat are the mad female orgies

GODDAMMIT there's no white **** in my ear!!! STFU!!! BOOOO FOR PENIS HEADED BUTT PIRATES!!!!!

I want to rape and plunder stuff and get a good share of the booty. Two wenches for every crew memeber.

I also need some sort of animal to keep on my shoulder. Maybe a king cobra named Paulie.

YOu got it man, you can have four *****es at a time and when they piss you off, pimp slap them off the plank and replace them.

You shall have more booty than you will know what to do with

I am watching Goonies tonight

Could I be a pirate?...mmmmmm...This is the doubt of my existence...

No, Spaniard, dont give in!!!!

Originally posted by Bzob
I LOVE MAN ASS AND THERE WILL BE MAAAAD BUTT****ING ON MY GAY PIRATE SHIP

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid61/p5ec04c0aa025fcc39ea5b9c30e37a722/fc3028c8.jpg
Pirate is cool


http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid61/paf1a17e791d4161c9e671086b39ca5ca/fc3028cb.jpg
I like this one better

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid61/p4327a2dcd62d17c3d884c0e5c43d913a/fc3028c9.jpg
or when you were a puppy

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
No, Spaniard, dont give in!!!!

I'm sorry...my existence is between be a pirate or pass the fiscality test in september...

Originally posted by Curly Howard

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid61/p4327a2dcd62d17c3d884c0e5c43d913a/fc3028c9.jpg
or when you were a puppy

LOL...

Thing is the *****es on the ship would be bored trying to figure out what to do between the 2 weeks that pass on by between orgies...hahahaha

Originally posted by Kato
Thing is the *****es on the ship would be bored trying to figure out what to do between the 2 weeks that pass on by between orgies...hahahaha

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedboatpole.jpg

BAHAHAHAHSffb

Originally posted by Kato
Thing is the *****es on the ship would be bored trying to figure out what to do between the 2 weeks that pass on by between orgies...hahahaha

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedabsolut.jpg

Originally posted by Blue Dawg

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/suckatinternethick.jpg

I think bzob just wants to swab the poop deck

http://www.head-cleaners.com/hmr_rgt.gif

I have a wooden leg and can drink rum like a bastard. Can I come aboard me matey?

I can sing also

Land Ho!

Grandma loved a sailor who sailed the frozen sea.
Grandpa was that whaler and he took me on his knee.
He said "Son I'm going crazy from living on the land
Got to find my shipmates and walk on foreign sand."
This old man was graceful with silver in his smile.
He smoked a briar pipe and he walked four country miles
Singing songs of shady sisters in old town liberty
Songs of love and songs of death, songs that set me free.
I've got three ships and sixty men
A course for ports unread.
I'll stand at mast, let North winds blow
Till half of us are dead.
Land Ho!
If I get my hands on a dollar bill
Gonna buy a bottle and drink my fill.
If I get my hands on a number five
Gonna skin that little girl alive.
If I get my hands on a number two
Come back home and marry you
Marry you, marry you.
Land Ho!, Land Ho!
If I get back home and I feel all right
You don't baby gonna love you tonight
Land Ho!

Rummmmm yummmm loves the rum. Rum and Coke with a twist of lime.. Cuba LIbres! yeah!

Arrr, you be a smart woman Kato...smarter than the average wench Arr Arrrrrgh AAAAArrrrrgh!!

http://www.swordplaystudios.com/images/characters/pirates-xl.jpg

best thread ever

http://www.tropicalisle.com/shop/images/pirates.jpg

Originally posted by Kato
Thing is the *****es on the ship would be bored trying to figure out what to do between the 2 weeks that pass on by between orgies...hahahaha

I assume they would be washing their hair and sleeping

ARRRRRRRR What would a pirate be without family and a good woman.

I guess the answer would be....a self confident Pirate

Thing is the *****es on the ship would be bored trying to figure out what to do between the 2 weeks that pass on by between orgies...hahahaha

what do you mean.

card playing
singing
dancing ( by this I mean a pirate gig, no merengue)
sword fighting
dagger throwing
ship pillaging
fishing
executions
occasional mutiny
etc....

then there is orgies.

Thank you Aaron, Kato put my manhood on the line........

You have been promoted to my new interigator

Owned again? Guess who is walking the plank today!

Linzythelizard: why do you want to be a pirate
robertvanhamme: pirates are cool
robertvanhamme: and they get swords
Linzythelizard: I think you probly get a Dirk
robertvanhamme: :-(
Linzythelizard: (a short sword)
robertvanhamme: i am familiar what a dirk is
robertvanhamme: i hate you

LOL@Dirk.

I will be a pirate soon. I didnt get a pirate flag tatoo on my chest for nothin.

Plus one halloween, I got into a fight and beat some guy up wearing a pirate costume.

AAAAaaahhhhhhh! I cant take it. Need to pulverize some more land lovers.

Hey Allison, teach Folker to sit on my shoulder.
we shall sail da seven seas till ye need be sign thar pity on ye runny kine.

I got an Albino rat I am takeing with me....

Whitey kicks ass


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Yaaaaarrhhhhhh we shall plunder thar seas till the sluts lay broken in done

plunder what?

we shall plunder thar yuppies in dar swoops. Snatch dem from deer coke parties and take da booty. And dar women.

WE will plunder whatever we god damn well please!

http://www.sportsclotheswear.com/ArtApproval/images/Butt-Pirate-JHMFFL.gif

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
plunder what?

Ass. Bzob is a Master Butt Priate.

So I have a plank (some wood) on the end of my car. Who should I make walk it first?

How about Aaron for questionin are objectives. Sounds like mutiny to me.

Would you eat a nutria? How about some frog legs? I talked to a filipino girl(she was hot) that had eaten a dog in the Phillipines and she said it was delicious.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Where is this **** livered butt lover!!!!!?????

Aaron I was talking about the female *****es...lol

Quit ****ing up the best thread ever Kato and walk the plank or scrub my poopdeck

i would walk the plank before i even think about touching his poop!

Jesus is this is the best you got...then it all makes sense

Originally posted by Kato
Aaron I was talking about the female *****es...lol



they can do all those things. picture this Kato dear...

you want something. A ship sails by that has it. 50 seconds of violence. Now you have it.

the "*****es" can play cards,drink, dance and sword fight as well.

picture a girl you dont like, then a sword fight. you have no more headache.

I rathen cut off some dick

Originally posted by Kato
I rathen cut off some dick

"Sleep with one eye open...holding you pillow tight..."

*sharpens swords... places patch back in eye*...

Originally posted by Kato
I rathen cut off some dick


ok. I know what ship not to be on. Or at least tuck it when we are dueling.

*****

Kato...bonito avatar...