This is a private party so just keep on moving and post elsewhere...

MAKE ME!!!!!

I am just here for the free tacos, man.

Please, stand behind the rope! Curly, I'm gonna have to cut you off and ask you to leave...

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M NAKKED WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO

**** this rope *****!!! If you don't step the **** aside, I'm gunna ****ing taking your pretty little red rope and strangle your ass with it, I'm gunna break your ****ing knees, then I'm gunna piss in your mouth. So step aside *****, I got a party to go to.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
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All *****es aint ****

SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURLY STOP THAT! PUT THAT THING AWAY!!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Mouse
**** this rope *****!!! If you don't step the **** aside, I'm gunna ****ing taking your pretty little red rope and strangle your ass with it, I'm gunna break your ****ing knees, then I'm gunna piss in your mouth. So step aside *****, I got a party to go to.

I'm sorry.....But.......Your not on the list.......

NA NA NAAAA NA NAAAAA NAAAAAAAA

I'm sorry it had to come to this.....I am afraid that we're going to go ahead and clost the doors.....

Shut the **** up and get out from under Rigids Desk

Originally posted by Bzob
Shut the **** up and get out from under Rigids Desk

YOU STFU! I'm AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE, PENIS HEAD!!!! LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY!!!!

I resemble that remark

Penis head.HAHAHAHHA.......is it penises or Peni

Where all the *****es at?

Peni in the plural, penis in the singular.

Originally posted by Gman
Where all the *****es at?

In the VIP room, which of course you'll never see. Your kind aren't welcome here.

PPPPAAARRRRTTTTAAAAAA

No way Vulgar, I'm not lettin' this turn into a sausage fest, you're gonna have to wait outside with Gman...

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A CANADIAN?

**** YOU DOGGY DOGG

I'm gettin this *****.

I'm sorry Vulgar, but your just not the kind of clientelle we want frequenting our establishment. We're looking for a more upscale and less, smelly retarded and brutish kind of patron. But don't worry, if your quiet and don't cause trouble you can stand outside by the dumpster with Gman.

yeah .like me

Smelly? smelly? I will have you know that my higene is IMPECABLE!

whereas you sir wreak of dog vomit and dried cum.

as for Brutish your mistaking me for Bzob.

intimidating mabye but likely not brutish, NO

retarted, not even close.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Smelly? smelly? I will have you know that my higene is IMPECABLE!

whereas you sir wreak of dog vomit and dried cum.

as for Brutish your mistaking me for Bzob.

intimidating mabye but likely not brutish, NO

retarted, not even close.



That's not dried cum, that's bleach. Also, it's spelled retarded. Anyway, no hard feelings huh? It's nothing personal, we just don't have anymore room in there now. Maybe next time I'll see what we can do about getting you on the list. But definately not tonight, especially not while your wearing THAT....

*ensanity dancing*

Nice place

I OWN THIS ****!

Thanks bro! I'm glad you could make it! Did you check the VIP room? It's off the hook! The *****es in here are crazy!!! BTW, you can feel free to throw eggs and **** at Vulgar and Gman, they're waiting outside by the dumpster! They still think that I might let THEM in here someday!!!HAHAHA!

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I OWN THIS ****!

WTF!?! Vulgar how the hell did YOU get in here?!? SECURITY!!!!

I OWN IT!

ITS MINE!

MINE!

look here is the deed!

DEED

No. Go wait outside. Here have some bacon.

I do not eat bacon!

look a doggy treat.... go get it

*throws doggy treat*

*grinds on hot ******

Not even "Kosher" bacon?

no not even kosher bacon.

go give Gman some canadian bacon

*goes back to grinding on ******

THEN GET THE **** OUTTA HERE VULGAR!!!! YOUR GAYING MY THREAD UP!!!!

you want gay!?!?!?!?

*grinds blue dogg and grabs the balls*

SEEEEEECUUUUUUUUURIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

cmon dawg

let me introduce you to my dog.

*pulls out gun*

GET ON YOUR KNEES GET ON YOUR KNEES!

OPEN YOUR MOUTH ! OPEN YOUR ****ING MOUTH!

DO WHAT I TELL YOU OR I WILL BLOW YOUR ****IN BRAINS ALL OVER THE WALL *****!

Hello sir, may I drink in your establishment of drinking? Here is my personal identification...
http://www.chloecards.com/images/ontario.gif

Hahahhahaha That a wicked ontario fake id.

Damnit Gman!!! How the **** did you get in here!?!

I sliped the boncer a 50 american

YEAAA. WOOOOOOOOOOO. ... YEEEEAAAAAA

hi

What's up ruff? The *****es are chillin' downstairs in the VIP room. Hang on a sec while I throw Luke out.

*goes downstairs to find him mad *****es*

VULGAR NO!!! STOP!!!! THAT's VIP ONLY!!!!!!!

I AM VIP!

Could be a VIP?....mmmmmm...another question to my existence....

You are VIP too!

We are VIP!!! Greaaaaat!!!.....
*I need some good wine*

VIP IN THE HIZOUSE!

Spaniard your cool, go ahead into the VIP room, tell them I said it was ok. Vulgar, I can't let you go into the VIP room. If I did that it would give the appearance that just ANYBODY could get in, and then it wouldn't be a VIP room, now would it?

I AM VIP!

*draws gun again*

NOW GET ON THE FLOOR!

GET ON THE FLOOR!

*walks past blue's crying body laying face down on the floor*
*just noticed blue peed himself*

Ben.....VIP doesn't stand for Vulgar Is a Princess....so you probably don't want to go down there

VIP stands for Vulgar in Power *****!

Vulgar In Puberty

Vulgar Is a *****
Vulgar In Panties

But... but... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (THUD) Ow.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Spaniard your cool, go ahead into the VIP room, tell them I said it was ok. Vulgar, I can't let you go into the VIP room. If I did that it would give the appearance that just ANYBODY could get in, and then it wouldn't be a VIP room, now would it?

Yeeeesssss *vicious wishper*, where is the good wine here?....

I'll have one of the girls bring you a wine list.

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/stripperforchildrenparties.jpg

Attaboy!!! Step right in Curly! You and all these fine *****es can drink for free! The drugs are downstairs in the VIP room, help yourselves!!!

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/tehmansecksnolanguages-im2smrt4u.jpg

If that means no gay man ass ****ing allowed here than yes, that sign is in accordance with our policy.

YAY

All girl action is not just ok though, it is encouraged!

I AM THERE, off to Oregon i go

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
All girl action is not just ok though, it is encouraged!

WOOHOO! Ass to ass!

Yeah Tom!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
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Was this thread an act of reverse pyschology in order to encourage people to post on it?

Originally posted by norcalpimp
Was this thread an act of reverse pyschology in order to encourage people to post on it?

No! Of course not! I wouldn't try to manipulate people like that! Btw girls can party for free in the VIP room downstairs.

*ensanity is in the corner, hooking up with a hot chick*


http://www.head-cleaners.com/hmr_rgt.gif

Yeah Charles!!! You go buddy!!! *slips Ensanity key to the "backroom"*

*goes to backroom*


http://www.head-cleaners.com/hmr_rgt.gif

*Luke smacks a stripper over the head with a chair*

You can't triple stamps a double stampsy Lloyd!

*shoots stripper in face*

*has sex with gaping hole in strippers head*

Stop killing my strippers *******s!!! That's it man! Your 86'd!! Get the **** OUTTA HERE!

Blue, it sounds like you have a small security problem my friend. Hook these guys up. They work cheap as they are from Latvia and are use to poverty and squalor.

http://www.reedconsulting.com/octopush/tmt/199906siec/bouncers.jpg

Or maybe this guy...


http://www.gocontinental.com/photos2/swayze2a.jpg

Originally posted by seldomTap
Blue, it sounds like you have a small security problem my friend. Hook these guys up. They work cheap as they are from Latvia and are use to poverty and squalor.

http://www.reedconsulting.com/octopush/tmt/199906siec/bouncers.jpg


Good idea. I think I'll take these guys over the ballerina.