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Prince
06-10-2003, 05:12 PM
this is where i post stuff.

i shaved my body today and took a shower, have a look at my legs.
http://members.aol.com/cesaropics/leg.jpg
http://members.aol.com/cesaropics/leg2.jpg
http://members.aol.com/cesaropics/leg3.jpg

it's ridiculously hot in my room, the central air hasn't worked in my room and my room only for 3 years and my mom refuses to have anyone come look at it. it must be 80+ in here right now. the hoodie is not coming off.

i'm supposed to go see my friend but i don't know how to get to his apartment, so i won't be going until he calls me.

my cable modem ****ed up earlier and i could hardly load webpages for like 2 hours, i was rather ticked.

i want to have hair like vitor belfort's regardless what allison and purity say. it's ****ing awesome.

i think my legs look darker when i shave all the hair off and opposed to when there is growth.

i discovered the greatest techniques to shaving your pubes tonight, it is unreal how amazingly easy it is now. same way for shaving your legs.

nair could be one of the best products to ever exist although it smells like rotten cabbage.

i want to kill myself for reading the pride spoilers.

i will post more later.

RyDawg
06-10-2003, 05:14 PM
In that third picture, I wonder if the webcam screen on your monitor has an infinite, never-ending loop of creamy yet masculine calf and thigh.

VulgarTheClown
06-10-2003, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro


i discovered the greatest techniques to shaving your pubes tonight, it is unreal how amazingly easy it is now. same way for shaving your legs.



so what is it?

let us know

Prince
06-10-2003, 05:14 PM
i think my legs are very sexy, they are my best feature.

yeah the webcam always gets that infinite **** going on.

GhosT^x0
06-10-2003, 05:15 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa

VulgarTheClown
06-10-2003, 05:15 PM
were you naked when you took those pics

Mr. Beelzebub
06-10-2003, 05:17 PM
http://www.das-mall.com/tanning/images/intenselogo.jpg

Prince
06-10-2003, 05:18 PM
i had a shirt and boxers on.

VulgarTheClown
06-10-2003, 05:18 PM
so whats the shaving technique?

Prince
06-10-2003, 05:20 PM
to shave your legs:
1 bottle of nair
2 double bladed razors
bath tub
water

one day nair your legs, it wont remove everything but it removes like 80% of your hair.
next day or whenever you take a shower next, fill your bath tub with water but not very high, when you sit down it shouldnt come but close to your nutsack and just shave your legs. (use short, straight strokes with the razor to preserve the life of the blades)

for the pubes, dont use nair but keep everything else the same. get 2 or 3 doubleside razors though. a mach 3 is always nice as well, never use mach3 for the dirty work, just use it to trim up the stubble and get the smooth feel. if you have a thick bush just use one to start carving away, trim with scissors first though to get it as low as possible. when you get all of your longest hair away just throw that razor away.

you should have 2 more left, always go with the grain until you have only slight stubble left. use a razor you havent used yet or the mach3(the greatest) to go against the grain.

every so often wash your **** completely off to get rid of loose hairs and stuff, then relather with whatever it is you are using.

after your done rub deodorant(i use degree) all over your unit, then cake it with baby powder.

i remained sitting the whole time with warm water in the tub.

RyDawg
06-10-2003, 05:21 PM
Don't you feel bad for the little pterodactyl dinosaur from the Flintstones that was used as a grooming product. I mean, sure, he got up close and personal with the sweet creases between Wilma, Betty (not Rosie O'Donnell or other fat chick version), and Pebbles (the teenager from the televised movie version), but he also had to trim the **** between Fred and Barney's balls and *******. With his mouth.

Prince
06-10-2003, 05:22 PM
i use nair only on the following places:

-legs
-chest
-arms
-glutial crevice(ass crack)
-taint

i keep my **** and balls in a surgical glove while nairing my thighs to prevent chances of getting nair on my nuts.

i once tried to nair my junk and ended up bleeding.

Prince
06-10-2003, 05:26 PM
have you ever wondered how some stores stay in business?

at myrtle beach we were walking down sunsetunseiustblcoie, i don't know what the name was, but anyway...every other store was the same exact thing filled with the same pointless **** and shirts with gay logos just like the one before it did. its the same way in the mall.


has anyone else ever wondered how cool it would be if phil baroni ever went through a mcdonald's drive-thru and asked for a chicken mcnasty

Crystalline Dream
06-10-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by RyDawg
In that third picture, I wonder if the webcam screen on your monitor has an infinite, never-ending loop of creamy yet masculine calf and thigh.

hahahahahaha

handjobs4dollars
06-10-2003, 05:28 PM
Is this thread suppose to turn me on or make me puke?

Prince
06-10-2003, 05:29 PM
turn you on, because i have sexy legs.

LukeDothSucketh
06-10-2003, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Is this thread suppose to turn me on or make me puke?
This is the goroosest thread of all time

Prince
06-10-2003, 05:32 PM
i'm never take the pics of my legs down. ever.

Prince
06-10-2003, 05:32 PM
actually, its just multiple pictures of my right leg.

Prince
06-10-2003, 05:35 PM
oh yeah, i had to pay tax on my car today. it was like $63, i thought that stuff wasnt due until the end of the year so what the ****.