Well folks I am the giver this time. Just call me Santa.

I will start with Curly. Since he is such a ***** all the time I figured he needs to get laid.
http://www.blowupdollstore.com/ProductPhotos/bimbo_doll.gif


Allison, even though we have beef, I am still a giving person. I couldnt afford surgery, but these will make due.
http://www.beautyform.com/images/550%20SOLIGHT.jpg

Blake, I am giving you a chance. You may ask yourself, achance for what? A chance to beat Hojak at DoggNutz. I do care.

Creed, you are in desperate need of some giving as well. Here you go. This is $50 American. I am sure you can get a hooker so you can finally get laid.
http://ion.eas.asu.edu/cool65_fifty/images/fifty_front.jpg

Can you give me something? I don't mean to be a bum, I just want to feel included. I don't like being left out.

Tanner, I know you had a failed fake prescrption attempt. I am here to help. I got you a few pills.
http://www.buymeds.com/buymeds/secure/img/xanax.jpg

Dogg, I will take care of you too. I owe you. This should take care of the height.
http://www.wildfree.com/tony/magda.jpg

Purity, I know you love to drink. Here you go bud. Only the best for you.
http://www.pabst.com/beerimages/pbr.jpg

Originally posted by Cesaro
Can you give me something? I don't mean to be a bum, I just want to feel included. I don't like being left out.

Oh trust me big boy, I wasnt gonna forget about you. Here you go. This will help you get laid.
http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/74616/200.jpg http://ebay0.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_2da220a81ce72cc5df08aa04f0dcfc82/i-1.JPG http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/16708/200.jpg http://mywebpages.comcast.net/phil.schneider/rosemary_sham_2.JPG http://ebay3.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_00fbd28b70cfe539959e2a8bf31910b6/i-1.JPG http://www.radiustoothbrush.com/greenslanted.jpg

papst??? ****ing PAPST?!?!?!

no petrone? :(

Mouse, you may already have this but, you could always use another girl or two to beat you.
http://www.dorothysdungeon.com/dungeon/promo/crop-jewell-dot-brick.jpg

Agony^x0, I figured since you like to call yourself Shamu, this will suit you best. Have fun with it. Its a hula hoop.
http://abacus.sj.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_34d957e6ed4bb6b813757ea720/i-1.JPG

Vulgar, most if the time you have no clue about sex, I got this for you. Hopefully this will help?
http://ebay3.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_9f30961f9f0a127f8ca4a5eecf30a0ac/i-1.JPG

i know about sex, i'm just not good at it

hahahahahaaaaa

HAHAHAHA@My presents

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i know about sex, i'm just not good at it


:lol1: :lol1:

its not funny.

see i got the tallent and the ability i just lack the lasting time (in my opinion)

i just do not see 15-30 min on avg to be enough

if we are talkin oral i am king

dont be too hard on yourself, 30 minutes really isn't that bad. I've had worse.

At least you aren't two minutes and aren't going on for hours and not knowing when to stop.

Rick Rhoden says: "I guess I could use a World Series Championship ring. Whoops, forgot, I have one right here!"

Crystalline Dream, I know you were looking for sex. I dont know what kind of guys you are into so here are a few to chose from.

http://www.koolcelebrities.com/actors/brad/enlarge/5.jpg http://www.cinemovie.info/DenzelWashington/8.jpg http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/54/039_16424.jpg

LukeDothSucketh, I know you are young. Here, hopefully it looks like you. Now you can go out and get into clubs and bars.
http://phoenix.about.com/library/graphics/azdl.jpg

hahaha

Antonio I guess will be suitable. :crazy:

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
dont be too hard on yourself, 30 minutes really isn't that bad. I've had worse.

At least you aren't two minutes and aren't going on for hours and not knowing when to stop.

sometimes when the girl really uses her muscles down there and tightens up i last no time at all.

i need to work on that

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
hahaha

Antonio I guess will be suitable. :crazy:

Is there some else you would like?

I would **** Brad Pitt

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
sometimes when the girl really uses her muscles down there and tightens up i last no time at all.

i need to work on that

Damnit!!! Use this book. That is why I got it for you.
http://ebay3.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_9f30961f9f0a127f8ca4a5eecf30a0ac/i-1.JPG

send me the book and i will use it

Originally posted by TuffGuy
LukeDothSucketh, I know you are young. Here, hopefully it looks like you. Now you can go out and get into clubs and bars.
http://phoenix.about.com/library/graphics/azdl.jpg
It'll go nice with my Manitoba ID, thanks man :crazy2:

I'd do the hula hoop chick.

Originally posted by Gman
I'd do the hula hoop chick.
Twice?

RyDawg, I know you havent many hot girls by you, so, I am bringing you one. Here you go.
http://search.excaliburfilms.com/****list/starpics102/Bridget_Powers.jpg http://www.ainews.com/images/InterviewPhotos/Bridget_Powerz01.jpg

Did you have to drug Dogg before you put him in slutty clothes and a wig, or did he do it of his own accord?

Wow Tuff guy thanks for the gift....I got you a little something too

http://www.globalmma.com/dummies.jpg

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Wow Tuff guy thanks for the gift....I got you a little something too

http://www.globalmma.com/dummies.jpg

I already have it. I wrote it. Thanks for caring.

yeah with your record I can see why you would have that book


oh......just kidding

what's your record, Tuffguy?

Kaps, I know you work long hours and have ****ty boots. Here are some new ones with good insoles.
http://65.210.80.108/131922m.jpg

Originally posted by Curly Howard
yeah with your record I can see why you would have that book


oh......just kidding
HAHAHAHA

Wondermut, since you need an add on to your house, I am getting you a new one.

http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_4fbb089963b40da3d700d3fcfca2f2f6/i-1.JPG http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_4fbb089963b40da3d700d3fcfca2f2f6/i-2.JPG

i am sooooo happy

i didn't get one ..... http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/crying2.gif was i naughty?

seldomTap, since your friend The Jake left, i know you are lonely. Here is a new friend.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/243671.jpg

Originally posted by karebear
i didn't get one ..... http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/crying2.gif was i naughty?

Oh you are naughty alright. That wont stop you from getting a present though.

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Oh you are naughty alright. That wont stop you from getting a present though.

http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/corkysm60.gif
cool!!!

mucho love, senior tuff :)

Originally posted by TuffGuy
seldomTap, since your friend The Jake left, i know you are lonely. Here is a new friend.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/243671.jpg

Sorry mate, have to give it back. Uncle PeeWee had a nasty restarining order placed on him to stay 1000 miles away from me at all times till I am 87

Well sorry than. I wont give you a present. I was trying to be nice.

I appreciate the thought friend

Karebear, this is for you. You will need to buy to AA batteries.
http://www.xandria.com/shop/assets/product_images/3501big.jpg

what about me? i've been good what do i get for christmas?

Here ya go Tuff Guy..we all pitched in and got you someone you might beat so you can get a W in your record.......Just Kidding

http://www.nnn.se/media/levande/cripple.jpg

Thanks Curly. You are very thoughtful. I beat Adam everyday. You dont need to post pics of him.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Here ya go Tuff Guy..we all pitched in and got you someone you might beat so you can get a W in your record.......Just Kidding

http://www.nnn.se/media/levande/cripple.jpg

I hope you got a good price Curly...we can buy Asian kids pretty cheap down here, and the shipping is pretty reasonable also

Yeah we can all see here how hard you train
http://pic7.picturetrail.com/VOL197/1132239/2136143/26060808.jpg

Agony, here is your real present. I couldnt get an Escalade so I got you this.............................................. ...................
http://www.paramountzone.com/boytoys/minicar1.jpg

hahahahhahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaaa

I am getting every guy on this baord, including myself, one of these toys. That way when we are done using it we will be as big as Tanner. Than all of us can have **** shots on the internet to.

http://www.go-penis-enlargement.com/images/penis_pumps.jpg

Originally posted by TuffGuy
I am getting every guy on this baord, including myself, one of these toys. That way when we are done using it we will be as big as Tanner. Than all of us can have **** shots on the internet to.

http://www.go-penis-enlargement.com/images/penis_pumps.jpg Great!!!


Now I can fit my god damn elephant thong

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Karebear, this is for you. You will need to buy to AA batteries.
http://www.xandria.com/shop/assets/product_images/3501big.jpg

just what i wanted!!!!! thank you!!!

WOOOOOHOOOOOO! I am just here to help. Glad I could be of a service to all of you.

Lei Tong, how could I forget about you? You need some courag to pick uip on chicks. I have just the thing for you.

http://www.t-shirtking.com/graphics/117-00760.jpg

Lei Tong+Jack=GAME

That's irony... NEVER used to drink Jack back when I actually used to be down with that ****.

I think you have nothing to lose Lei Tong. Go for it!!!!!!!

Nah... I'm pretty sure I'm better off without any of that stuff. I still regret getting kicked off the wrestling team because of stuff like that. Unlike some people, I'm not one who can use moderation and self-control.

I was left out.

http://www.klauszdentallab.com/images/pictures/products/ivocap2.gif

:( I get nothing.

Ruffy, let me think of something for you!

Don't hurt yourself

Lenny, I've been shopping all over.........it's been very hard to find something I thought could be of use to you.......well, here's what I have so far.......more to follow












http://www.bigsextoystore.com/uploads/lt155_2l.jpg

Thanks Tanner!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Thanks Tanner!!!!!!!!!!

Anything for you, Champ!!!

hahaha that's ****ign gross

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Anything for you, Champ!!!

HA HA HA HA I love this guy.......My teacher once again shows why he is the master

Lenny, I've decided what I want: Just hook me up with a length of rope or the like and I'll be satisfied.

?

Originally posted by Lei Tong
Lenny, I've decided what I want: Just hook me up with a length of rope or the like and I'll be satisfied.

You wanna be a cowboy?

Indeed.

Yeehaw.