So I went to Cheltenham today for the races. I took 250 quid with me and I came back with 300 quid. ****ING RESULT! I must say that me success is largely down to me main man Tuggers, who gave me the tip that won me over 100 quid.

I tell you what though slags. I dunno how many pints of carling I downed, but it was too many. The way it works is you put yer bet down then **** off to the bar. It takes you ****ing ages to get served then you have about 15 minutes to down yer pint before you go down trackside to watch the race (you cant take alcohol trackside)....and you keep on repeating that for the whole day - Bet, bar, pint downed in 15 minutes, watch race, then repeat....

So I spent a ****load on beer and food and had two winners and came away with pockets full of cash. Nice one eh. I was expecting to lose half a weeks wages but came away with a few extra quid in me pocket.

you put money on Kauto Star?

I put 40 quid on Denman to win. Get in there my son. I was well pleased with that one. I made 125 quid on that.

Tuggers had Kauto.

I know who to ask if I ever have a flutter at cheltenham.

I know who to ask if I ever have a flutter at cheltenham.

Fair play to me main bumboy tuggers, he made it all possible, though i defied the sexy cunt and went with Denman in the main race, which was a stroke of luck. I only went for Denman over Kauto because I would of won a lot more by backing Denman, which thank Alan I did.

I reckon I made 150 quid on me bets today. The only reason I came back only 50 quid up is because I spent so much on booze and food. By 2pm I'd already had about 5 pints, and after cheltenham we went to the boozer and carried on drinking for quite a while so we did.

I reckon I made 150 quid on me bets today. The only reason I came back only 50 quid up is because I spent so much on booze and food. By 2pm I'd already had about 5 pints, and after cheltenham we went to the boozer and carried on drinking for quite a while so we did.

result mate!

a friend of mine lost a small fortune there today.

he called me on his way back. He sounded like a broken man to say the least.

So a successful day, me lover?

I take it a lot more of yer winnings will keep yer stocked with Stella for a while.

result mate!

a friend of mine lost a small fortune there today.

he called me on his way back. He sounded like a broken man to say the least.
I must say that I was lucky, it could quite easily have gone the other way and I'd be coming home with worries about how I would find the beer money to last me the rest of the month.

So a successful day, me lover?

I take it a lot more of yer winnings will keep yer stocked with Stella for a while.

Most successful me darling. I won't be running out of Stella any time soon.

What did thy back other than Denman?.

What did thy back other than Denman?.

Me other big winner was fiveforthree, which won me a nice tidy sum.

The rest of me nags didn't win me any money, though I had at least a couple who came in 4th. Caruthers and County Zen being the most memorable ones.

Me other big winner was fiveforthree, which won me a nice tidy sum.

The rest of me nags didn't win me any money, though I had at least a couple who came in 4th. Caruthers and County Zen being the most memorable ones.

Good luck to you, you cunt. You can't get better than a good day out on the piss and find yourself being paid 50 quid for the pleasure.

Good luck to you, you cunt. You can't get better than a good day out on the piss and find yourself being paid 50 quid for the pleasure.

Too true. If I was as lucky every day as I was today I'd ****ing quit me job tomorrow.

Too true. If I was as lucky every day as I was today I'd ****ing quit me job tomorrow.

So it was luck me darling? You don't think with tuggers behind yer you could clean up all the time?
Please give me hope. I'd quit me job as well if I had tuggers at me beck and call.

Tuggers promised me some tips, but never delivered the slut. :nonono:

Tuggers promised me some tips, but never delivered the slut. :nonono:

Ehy slag!

I said to let me know if you're ever having a bet and I'll gve you some tips. Anyway seeing as you've just moved house I knew you'd be skint anyway ;) haha

On another note. Did anythin ever happen to those little twats who jumped you and the other lad??

Ehy slag!

I said to let me know if you're ever having a bet and I'll gve you some tips. Anyway seeing as you've just moved house I knew you'd be skint anyway ;) haha

On another note. Did anythin ever happen to those little twats who jumped you and the other lad??


No worries man, I was just pulling your tail a bit :)

The lads that jumped me and my bro have been dealt with buddy. Thats all I'll say on an internet forum if ya get me...

No worries man, I was just pulling your tail a bit :)

The lads that jumped me and my bro have been dealt with buddy. Thats all I'll say on an internet forum if ya get me...

Hahaha.

Well I'll say I hope the little ****ers got smashed up and have to eat through a straw

Oh, nby the way Tuggers, I was on xbox live the other day, and some guy I was playing agaisnt had the gamertag "Love to spooge" or summat similar, don't suppose it was you was it?

Oh, nby the way Tuggers, I was on xbox live the other day, and some guy I was playing agaisnt had the gamertag "Love to spooge" or summat similar, don't suppose it was you was it?

Nope.

I wouldn't be seen dead on an XBox.

PS3 all the way baby :boxing:

Nope.

I wouldn't be seen dead on an XBox.

PS3 all the way baby :boxing:

Pipe down, Xbox owns.

Pipe down, Xbox owns.

Im naked right now playing C.O.D 4 on my PS3.




















Are you picturing it?? haha

So I went to Cheltenham today for the races. I took 250 quid with me and I came back with 300 quid. ****ING RESULT! I must say that me success is largely down to me main man Tuggers, who gave me the tip that won me over 100 quid.

I tell you what though slags. I dunno how many pints of carling I downed, but it was too many. The way it works is you put yer bet down then **** off to the bar. It takes you ****ing ages to get served then you have about 15 minutes to down yer pint before you go down trackside to watch the race (you cant take alcohol trackside)....and you keep on repeating that for the whole day - Bet, bar, pint downed in 15 minutes, watch race, then repeat....

So I spent a ****load on beer and food and had two winners and came away with pockets full of cash. Nice one eh. I was expecting to lose half a weeks wages but came away with a few extra quid in me pocket.

Fiveforthree.

That was a nice little winner that. Shame I lost me winnings on the rest of the ****in races though.

I know I should of bet denman I blame you Tuggers, I won 200 betting on Ingles Dreaver the day b4 tho so not to bad :)