to the minute, a bird flew right into my office window. I looked up when I heard the noise and saw a cloud of feathers. There are now grey feathers and bird seeds stuck all over the glass. I think he was really booking it,too. I'm not going to clean the glass, either.


Its a good day.

in 9th grade a bird flew into our window in principles of business class. it was approximately 8:45am.

earlier that morning jonathan hunt made his way into class with dog **** on his shoe, everyone thought it was derrek carroll. jonathan later signed out to go home.

jamie wilson spilled his coke on the table and while hustling to pick up her books anicka mcginnis dropped a pack of m&ms in the floor.

this was not all a result of the bird.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
to the minute, a bird flew right into my office window. I looked up when I heard the noise and saw a cloud of feathers. There are now grey feathers and bird seeds stuck all over the glass. I think he was really booking it,too. I'm not going to clean the glass, either.


Its a good day.

Where's the bird?

I brought his corpse in and put it in my bottom drawer.

that's what most people do with dead birds.

I watched bird slam into those glass windows at a jiffy lube and knock itself out. crazy flyabouts

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I brought his corpse in and put it in my bottom drawer.

It'd be funnier if you put it in someone else's drawer or the fridge in the employee lounge.

Good idea!! But everyone saw me put it in mine already, so they'd knwo it was me.

In high school, I had to dissect a frog, and afterwards, I cut him up and put him in a cheerleaders purse.

that's pretty mean. did she want to fight you

I had to dissect a pig once. It was one of the cooler experiences. I wish we had roast them for lunch.

i'm not dissecting anything. **** that. i made a D in science because i refused to dissect a cat.

No, she cried.

oh, good enough then.

will somebody come kill this fat nasty girl that keeps calling me and hanging up

i'll pay good money

I had to dissect a pig once. Oh wait, no I didn't, I guess I just wanted to. It wasn't in school or anything, it was just my neighbors pot bellied pig.

i'll never dissect an animal. i ran over a snake with my car, though.

i'm a *****, i get out and help turtles cross the road and ****. i about wrecked the other night trying to avoid hitting a cat and think i caused permanent damage to my car.

I used to have a friend who set up a hummingbird feeder by his window so that he could have moving targets for his blowgun.

So do I, Cesaro.

allison, atleast i'm not the only one, i just hope i don't move it to the wrong side. you know that would piss the turtle off if he was going the other way.

i can't kill mammals, i don't care about snakes though. i once shot a bird with my bb gun when i was 7, it flew away but i still feel bad to this day.

The only thing I ever ran over was a bird, and I cried all the way home.

I almost wreck avoiding toads and fieldmice crossing the road.

i hit a bird too, what's the deal with that ****? why do they swoop so low when they take off to fly? i think its animal suicide, they shouldn't do that.

my cat kills field mice, sometimes they get in our house during the winter, my sister think its funny but i capture and let it outside before he can kill them. he plays with them but they eventually die.

The only thing Ive hit on the road was a possum, 2 cats, 1 dog, 4 squirrels, 3 rats, and a horse(that bastard lived)

how have you hit so much stuff? if i hit a horse or dog i think i'd shoot myself if it died.

I hit a deer once.. I felt like **** cuz I killed it. It was out at my uncle's farm (he's a cowboy, hehehe).. But me and him were drivin my moms lil pick up truck, ****ing totaled that truck. ****'n deers are solid man.. solid as a ****in rock.

mouse, thats true, deer will total cars.

i drive like a geezer, i drive like 45 wherever i go. i think one of the main reasons is i'm scared to hit an animal.

Originally posted by Cesaro
how have you hit so much stuff? if i hit a horse or dog i think i'd shoot myself if it died. Its hard sometimes...but once you have the timing down, you can hit ANYTHING. I can swurve into a ****roach from 30ft away

i don't mind the death of a roach.

Mmmmmmmm, roaches.......

Originally posted by Cesaro
i don't mind the death of a roach. but thats to improve your aim on bigger targets like mountain loins

I don't mind killing animals that are very very common, like snow leopards or manitees.

you should eat whatever you kill.

the Native Americans believed that once you ate something you consumed its spirit. If you murder it with your car or step on it your tears are not going to stop its tortured soul from roaming the void of violence.

just grab a fork and a knife, cry the whole time if it makes you feel better but serve it up for its eternal sake.

You ever get a lil boy and strap lil fake bunny ears to his head, then make him frollick in the meddows as you shoot him with a BB gun? Hehe.. it's so damn cute!! Shoot the bunny, shoot the Bunny!! ...Hop you little SLUT!!! ****ING HIPPEDY HOP!!!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I don't mind killing animals that are very very common, like snow leopards or manitees. HAHAHAHHAAHHAA