View Full Version : My bed, now.


The Mouse
06-09-2003, 06:46 PM
Ladies.. my bed is ready, the candles are lit, the music is low. Take me now. :lovers:

Prince
06-09-2003, 06:46 PM
me too

i'lltake a shower if it snecessary

Fallout
06-09-2003, 06:48 PM
knowing Cesaro, he'd knock the candles over and set the house on fire.

Not trying to make fun of you man, but given the stories you have told us, it sounds like something you'd do

GhosT^x0
06-09-2003, 06:49 PM
I am a smidgen less heterosexual for wandering into / reading this post.

I'll be bowing out now.

Curly Howard
06-09-2003, 06:49 PM
you better bring a kevlar vest and some neosporin

Prince
06-09-2003, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Creed
knowing Cesaro, he'd knock the candles over and set the house on fire.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAH

The Mouse
06-09-2003, 06:50 PM
Man that would be awsome.. as the house burns around you, you **** passionately knowing that every thrust might be your last...knowing that you will die in that house and this orgasm will be your final pleasure of life. That would be awsome. Sex right before death, before your skin melts off of you and you die a horrible death. That would be intense and awsome.

Curly Howard
06-09-2003, 06:51 PM
you should try it....tell us how it goes

LukeDothSucketh
06-09-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
Man that would be awsome.. as the house burns around you, you **** passionately knowing that every thrust might be your last...knowing that you will die in that house and this orgasm will be your final pleasure of life. That would be awsome. Sex right before death, before your skin melts off of you and you die a horrible death. That would be intense and awsome.

Until you died, right?

Fallout
06-09-2003, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
Man that would be awsome.. as the house burns around you, you **** passionately knowing that every thrust might be your last...knowing that you will die in that house and this orgasm will be your final pleasure of life. That would be awsome. Sex right before death, before your skin melts off of you and you die a horrible death. That would be intense and awsome.

:?:

Sometimes, I worry about you Matt.

The rest of the time I worry about everyone around you

The Mouse
06-09-2003, 06:52 PM
Shut up *****, the final outcome is DEATH.. if i try it, my spirirt is going to climb up inside your ass and rape you for eternity as I knaw on the inside flesh of your body with my onholy teeth.

Curly Howard
06-09-2003, 06:56 PM
I'll leave a light on for you

The Mouse
06-09-2003, 06:57 PM
Can I lick your light bulb once it gets hot please?

Curly Howard
06-09-2003, 07:05 PM
The white part tastes like powdered sugar