I'm supposed to hit this thing everytime I come into contact with a person. That way, the person who deals with them everyday thereafter will know that this person is own3d by me. Basically, they get to me however (maybe I'm working their type of accts that week), and it's actually part of my job to make sure I own them. It's pretty much policy that I own them.

And I sit there saying to myself "own3d" every single time I do it.

Own3d.

If Global paid me to own people like this company does, I'd be set. See, there are enjoyable aspects of having to work 40 hours a week.

Hahaha you're such a dork. :p

lol

Hey, you work here too. How many people have you own3d today.

At work, I have a ‘Government Misuse’ button. No ****ing joke.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
At work, I have a ‘Government Misuse’ button. No ****ing joke.
What does it do?

How many people do you 0wn every day?



I 0wn so many mother****ers every day that they're leakin' out my ass dude. You should know this.

I AM GOD, MOTHER****ER.

If I hit the Government Misuse button (it’s actually a series of buttons) the person gets audited.

Our department is at your mercy. Bow before Visigothan or be struck down like the dime-store slutwhore you are.

Reckunize, nizzle. Awwwwww yeeeeaaaaa

bwahahaha

who are you???????????

My friend at work.