For my 500th post, I am going to write a list of things that are totally unrelated to post count

Wolf Spiders- scary, but not as harmful as they look. These will be the death of me when I come to visit Tony and the colony of them decides they like my perfume.

My dog- dead, but in a better place. How original, huh?
Global- ****ing hilarious

Government- ****ing ****ed

The girl in the cubicle next to me – makes the office time fly

Bruce Lee boy- I will come to get you

Aftershock- this will nurse me to health after the wolf spiders attack

Captain Morgan’s and White tequila and tacos- What I am contributing to the afterparty after everyone kicks each other’s ass at the tournament.

**** bruce lee

i hate him

he sucks

August ****ing 9th, there will be ****ING murders.

x0

CD=Whore


















Post whore that is.

8-9-03

the world will feel the rush

uh oh

Alright, tacos, morgans and tequila for the winners.

morgan and pepsi

mmmmmmmm

Morgan was sooo cute...yall talkin about that chick in highschool?

Me and these ****ing topic sentences. No wonder you all thought I was illiterate.

We've touched on this before.

yeah but it wasn’t touched hard enough.

hahahaha :noangel:

I'm going to use my 500th post here.

That is all.