View Full Version : I took my friend to the hospital Friday night


Crystalline Dream
06-09-2003, 03:58 PM
For appendicitis. I sat in the waiting room of the emergency for about five hours, from 2am to 7am, waiting for them to make a judgment on her case. There is a new health care law that denied me from being in the room with her, so I read about every magazine imaginable in the waiting room. As I was sitting there, I started looking at the ceiling and seeing the air vents. It made me wonder whether or not the filtered their air circulation system. It freaked me out.

I did meet a cute hospital worker. Got his number, but Purity said I couldn’t have sex with him because a male nurse was a ***** job, and I needed dick not *****. I also met this waiter that reminded me of the guy that played Bruce Lee in Dragon (awesome movie btw) but I didn’t ask for his number, maybe I’ll go back today.

Allison
06-09-2003, 04:08 PM
Go back today. The waiter must have been beautiful.

The Mouse
06-09-2003, 04:09 PM
Did he have soft rose-pedal lips and an ass that wouldn't stop too?

Prince
06-09-2003, 04:09 PM
i hate bruce lee

Crystalline Dream
06-09-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
i hate bruce lee


I hate you

Prince
06-09-2003, 04:10 PM
so do i

The Ensanity
06-09-2003, 04:10 PM
HE GOT BACK FOR DAYS!!!


PUT A WEEK ON IT

Crystalline Dream
06-09-2003, 04:11 PM
no but he had the really formal english that he still pronounced with an asian accent that I bet sound good in bed.

I've heard asian men have small penises though

The Ensanity
06-09-2003, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Crystalline Dream


I've heard asian men have small penises though but they can eat the hell out of *****

Crystalline Dream
06-09-2003, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
but they can eat the hell out of *****

and you know how?

LukeDothSucketh
06-09-2003, 04:16 PM
Did you dong your roomie or what?

The Ensanity
06-09-2003, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
and you know how? Common sense...you got to focus your sexual skill in another area, if one area is lacking

Crystalline Dream
06-09-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Common sense...you got to focus your sexual skill in another area, if one area is lacking


…..right…

The Ensanity
06-09-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
…..right… Dont believe me...test his oral skills...Challenge him to a "Oral Off"

Prince
06-09-2003, 04:22 PM
i think i have a small penis and i'm white

Aaron Bizarre
06-09-2003, 04:25 PM
I've heard asian men have small penises though

dont believe the masses, as a whole people are stupid. if you think he is cute and the yellow fever is burning hit him up. I have a friend who is asian and his girlfriend white. she cant get enough of him , so go for it.

Crystalline Dream
06-09-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Watersports
and the yellow fever is burning


hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah

LukeDothSucketh
06-09-2003, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Did you dong your roomie or what?