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astroboy
06-09-2003, 02:03 PM
Sons of mothers who smoked more than 10 cigarettes a day during pregnancy have lower sperm counts than sons whose mothers did not smoke, according to a new study from Denmark.

good luck to all :smoke: :killyou:

Prince
06-09-2003, 02:04 PM
my mom claims she quit smoking when pregnant with me..i don't believe her though, i'm the side effect of something.

The Mouse
06-09-2003, 02:05 PM
I'm thinkin of getting the male-operation so I won't ever haveto worry about gett'n a girl pregnant again, I had way too many scares already.

Smoking I enjoy. Bought a brand new pack of Marlboro lights this morning.. I ussually enjoy Camel Crown Royals however, or also Kools when I'm in the mood. I also like long walks on the beach, sex, and throwing rocks at little kids and watching them cry.

Prince
06-09-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
and throwing rocks at little kids and watching them cry.

i used to drive around town throwing cups full of soda on kids or whatever pedestrian came first, usually kids though. i got much enjoyment out of this.

astroboy
06-09-2003, 02:11 PM
when i was in australia a couple a few months ago a dude threw a cup of coke on my buddies mitsubishi EVO, the little cunt was driving a peugeot 306gt, fun little cars they are we chased him until he was home he ran inside like a little ***** we pissed on his car and dumped our coke/pepsi and souvlaki all over his car, let the air out his tires and as we proceded to leave .... gave the panelling a kick...

anger is so hard to contain sometimes... especially when its caused by people with no regard or respect for someone elses property they have worked hard for....

lesson learned on both ends

Prince
06-09-2003, 02:12 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH

we do that too, if people chase us we just run. i'm too much of a ***** to get in a fight.

The Mouse
06-09-2003, 02:12 PM
Then you had a smoke right?

The Ensanity
06-09-2003, 02:13 PM
MAAAAAD Cooter

Prince
06-09-2003, 02:13 PM
i wish i had access to maad cooter

Prince
06-09-2003, 02:14 PM
that is assuming cooter refers to a vagina

The Mouse
06-09-2003, 02:15 PM
I think it's a penis.

astroboy
06-09-2003, 02:15 PM
do you mean scooter or cooter?

Prince
06-09-2003, 02:15 PM
i'll settle for just my penis.

The Ensanity
06-09-2003, 02:16 PM
cooter=nappy dugout

The Mouse
06-09-2003, 02:19 PM
I really can't stand it when ladies don't even trim it. It's nice when they trim, its even better when they shave.. but when they don't do ANYTHIN, then it's time to call a time-out.

Prince
06-09-2003, 02:20 PM
i figure if my lazy worthless ass can trim, and i don't even get laid, then certainly a chick can get through the effort to do so.