Good morning *****ES!!!!

Took a shot of whiskey, had a nice smoke, then got all dressed up and made my way down to this office where I will waist away the remainder of my day and talk to you ****s like I'm going to make love to you.

YAY

accept for the make love part, we can skip that

damnit

Nuthin seems to be different, your head is still shiny as hell, and Allison is still ****ing sexy. ;dalksfj;sdlkfja;lkdfadsf.. i hate working.. why can't i just lay in bed with three ladies all day and get high?!?!? THREEEE beautiful, naked ladies. One day this will be so... I have asked God every night for this to happen.. I am sure it will happen.

i'd be satisfied with one naked lady.

Why have one when you can have three? It's always good to aim towards the higher, greater, more Godly things in life.

you are correct, the more the better. but i wouldn't turn down 1.

But what if she had a mustache and she was dripping sweat out of her massive roles along her belly and her quad-hairy chin?

Some ladies just need to be shot.

okay, that one gets turned down.

but i think i drip sweat out of a few of my massive rolls as well.