what would it take for you to eat a Ginger Nube Pizza,
toppings for free

what the hell is a nube?!

what the hell is a nube?!

Glad you asked first mate. I thought I would look stupid if I asked, and it's something your supposed to know.

Glad you asked first mate. I thought I would look stupid if I asked, and it's something your supposed to know.
maybe he means pube... he is from newcastle, so eduaction isn't their strong point

maybe he means pube... he is from newcastle, so eduaction isn't their strong point

I was thinking it must have been something to do with pubes.

Well in answer to the question if they are Hayley Williams' "nubes" I'll scoff away.

I was thinking it must have been something to do with pubes.

Well in answer to the question if they are Hayley Williams' "nubes" I'll scoff away.
a bold move.... i think a pube pizza would be quite dry. I'd have to have pineapple and mushroom on mine though, and extra tomato puree

are her pubes pre or post having a bath?

a bold move.... i think a pube pizza would be quite dry. I'd have to have pineapple and mushroom on mine though, and extra tomato puree

are her pubes pre or post having a bath?

Not a plain pube pizza, I nice pizza but with her pubes lovingly sprinkled over the top.

Pre bath or post bath? Neither.

But they would have to be "wet"

Not a plain pube pizza, I nice pizza but with her pubes lovingly sprinkled over the top.

Pre bath or post bath? Neither.

But they would have to be "wet"
After spending the afternoon in my sweaty grasp she'll be raring to go, they'll be wet alright

maybe she could trim them in-front of you and sprinkle them on herself....

After spending the afternoon in my sweaty grasp she'll be raring to go, they'll be wet alright

maybe she could trim them in-front of you and sprinkle them on herself....

Ahhh like them places where they prepare the food in-front of you.

Oooh I like the sound of that not only do I get a free view of her starkers.

I can sneakily take some pics to blackmail her for sex with and send a few to you of course, or otherwise they'll be all over the net, shattering her sweet and innocent butter wouldnt melt image.

Ahhh like them places where they prepare the food in-front of you.

Oooh I like the sound of that not only do I get a free view of her starkers.

I can sneakily take some pics to blackmail her for sex with and send a few to you of course, or otherwise they'll be all over the net, shattering her sweet and innocent butter wouldnt melt image.
exactly, or we could just bundle her into our boot???

you bring the gaffer tape, i'll bring the vaseline! GOOD TIMES

On second thoughts we could just take pictures....

exactly, or we could just bundle her into our boot???

you bring the gaffer tape, i'll bring the vaseline! GOOD TIMES

On second thoughts we could just take pictures....

Or we could do both?

Or we could do both?
up top fro thinking, downstairs for dancing!! good thinking mate

we should probably take the pictures before the bundle into the boot. We want her looking her best

up top fro thinking, downstairs for dancing!! good thinking mate

we should probably take the pictures before the bundle into the boot. We want her looking her best

I got a plan for that. We both pose as innocent starstruck fans. Ask her for a photo. Now theres a technique I havent named it yet but here's how goes.

The one posing with her will put his arm around her after the photos have been taken his arm comes around and clasps over the mouth. Thus muffling any attempts to scream. She needs to save that screaming for later.

I got a plan for that. We both pose as innocent starstruck fans. Ask her for a photo. Now theres a technique I havent named it yet but here's how goes.

The one posing with her will put his arm around her after the photos have been taken his arm comes around and clasps over the mouth. Thus muffling any attempts to scream. She needs to save that screaming for later.
sounds like a good plan so far.... but we need a weapon. Once one of us puts our hand over her mouth we should use a banana as a pretend gun and stick it in her side. This will allow us to take our hand off her mouth and walk out calmly, avoiding unwanted attention. Then we gaffer tape her up (wrists and ankles) and slide her into the boot. game, set match

sounds like a good plan so far.... but we need a weapon. Once one of us puts our hand over her mouth we should use a banana as a pretend gun and stick it in her side. This will allow us to take our hand off her mouth and walk out calmly, avoiding unwanted attention. Then we gaffer tape her up (wrists and ankles) and slide her into the boot. game, set match

Well thats the end of our little shall we say somewhat sick and twisted fantasy. Unless theres anything else you would like to add?

Well thats the end of our little shall we say somewhat sick and twisted fantasy. Unless theres anything else you would like to add?
just been to lunch, i'm sad to saye i never had a pube pizza

erm no, i think we've basically outlined our plan.... now then, when is hayley williams playing next?

just been to lunch, i'm sad to saye i never had a pube pizza

erm no, i think we've basically outlined our plan.... now then, when is hayley williams playing next?

10th and 11th May in London and Sheffield. They are headling the Give It A Name festival. Yes it's sad that I know this, but I'm a big fan.

We'll have to get Mickeyb on board he lives in Sheffield. He may be useful.

10th and 11th May in London and Sheffield. They are headling the Give It A Name festival. Yes it's sad that I know this, but I'm a big fan.

We'll have to get Mickeyb on board he lives in Sheffield. He may be useful.
good thinking batman. If mickeyb can drive we have our get-away driver.... its all falling into place

i'm gonna youtube her band tonight cus i've never heard much of their stuff

good thinking batman. If mickeyb can drive we have our get-away driver.... its all falling into place

i'm gonna youtube her band tonight cus i've never heard much of their stuff

Oh you'll have a right good ol' time browsing thorugh them videos mate

Oh you'll have a right good ol' time browsing thorugh them videos mate
dam right mate, i'll be breaking out my sock.... MY FOOTBALL SOCK!

dam right mate, i'll be breaking out my sock.... MY FOOTBALL SOCK!

A word of advice though mate. I would if I were you watch the new videos, in the old videos she's like 16 so you might feel abit uncomfortable with that.....or not.

A word of advice though mate. I would if I were you watch the new videos, in the old videos she's like 16 so you might feel abit uncomfortable with that.....or not.
words of advice taken on board.... early videos it is, good call mate

words of advice taken on board.... early videos it is, good call mate

I read that and thought u mixed up what I said, then I realized.

This thread should be re-named Hayley Williams worship or something.

I read that and thought u mixed up what I said, then I realized.

This thread should be re-named Hayley Williams worship or something.
lol agreed, we have taken it upon ourselves to hijack blakey's thread and discuss our inner most thoughts.... i fear we may be banned if BPP reads some of the stuff we've been writing. Personally i blame you, if it wasn't for your bloody avvy i'd never of been corrupted by hayleys prettiness

lol agreed, we have taken it upon ourselves to hijack blakey's thread and discuss our inner most thoughts.... i fear we may be banned if BPP reads some of the stuff we've been writing. Personally i blame you, if it wasn't for your bloody avvy i'd never of been corrupted by hayleys prettiness

I blame the avvy too. It's powerful. If it werent for Hayley there would be no avvy. If there were no avvy there would be no sick and twisted fantasy.

It comes back to her again

Who is BPP?

I blame the avvy too. It's powerful. If it werent for Hayley there would be no avvy. If there were no avvy there would be no sick and twisted fantasy.

It comes back to her again

Who is BPP?
and for those reasons its clear we must abduct her.... most likely against her will, however the power of the pitts is strong, girls dig my leakage. She may come quietly, either way we're prepared

BPP is bigpoppapump.... i think he's the dude who runs the site

and for those reasons its clear we must abduct her.... most likely against her will, however the power of the pitts is strong, girls dig my leakage. She may come quietly, either way we're prepared

BPP is bigpoppapump.... i think he's the dude who runs the site

Or long term plan, you can join my band, as singer(one we have is ****) or a drummer.

We eventually become awesome rockstars tour with Paramore get close to her, then **** her.

And make a couple of million along the way.

Or long term plan, you can join my band, as singer(one we have is ****) or a drummer.

We eventually become awesome rockstars tour with Paramore get close to her, then **** her.

And make a couple of million along the way.
great plan, however there are 1 or 2 snags... most notably that im a terrible singer and cant play drums. However i play a mean triangle and recorder if you're interested? Every great rock band needs a triangle player....

i prefer this longer plan, mainly because it doesn't involve doing 7 to 10 inside prison

great plan, however there are 1 or 2 snags... most notably that im a terrible singer and cant play drums. However i play a mean triangle and recorder if you're interested? Every great rock band needs a triangle player....

i prefer this longer plan, mainly because it doesn't involve doing 7 to 10 inside prison

Now you mention it we are missing a trianglist. So your our man. This plan is much better, no jail time, and it'll feel better knowing that she's a willing participant.

Now you mention it we are missing a trianglist. So your our man. This plan is much better, no jail time, and it'll feel better knowing that she's a willing participant.
exactly, with my triangle skills and leakage, along with your fellow gingerness and rock star appeal we cant fail to woo her. Minds like ours come along very ocassionally

exactly, with my triangle skills and leakage, along with your fellow gingerness and rock star appeal we cant fail to woo her. Minds like ours come along very ocassionally

Plus I know all her likes and dislikes, favourite music etc from countless interviews that I've read heard. So we just mould ourselves into her perfect men.

We can't fail.

Plus I know all her likes and dislikes, favourite music etc from countless interviews that I've read heard. So we just mould ourselves into her perfect men.

We can't fail.
HI 5!!!!!!

Maybe i'll dye my hair ginger, kinda like the opposite of what The Hoff has done. If only he knew what he was missing out on

dude on a serious note you know far too much about her.... maybe you should get out more?!!

HI 5!!!!!!


dude on a serious note you know far too much about her.... maybe you should get out more?!!

You are soooo kicked out of the band now

HI 5!!!!!!

Maybe i'll dye my hair ginger, kinda like the opposite of what The Hoff has done. If only he knew what he was missing out on

dude on a serious note you know far too much about her.... maybe you should get out more?!!

Ggrrrrrgggrr...

Look at this tart. Ten minutes ago he was a righteous anti ginge campaigner who didn't wanna be the godfather to a devilish ginger nipper, and now he's best friends with a ginge, making plans to shag another ginge and considering dyeing his hair the despicable flame colour an all.


*Bites Duran's leg*

Ggrrrrrgggrr...

Look at this tart. Ten minutes ago he was a righteous anti ginge campaigner who didn't wanna be the godfather to a devilish ginger nipper, and now he's best friends with a ginge, making plans to shag another ginge and considering dyeing his hair the despicable flame colour an all.


*Bites Duran's leg*
if you'd been following closely you'll have realised there are 4 ginger exceptions in the world, namely hayley williams, isla fisher, peroxide and D Hook.

Now get out of our thread noob

I maybe stating the obvious but my suspicions have been aroused, I think The Hoff has another alt.

Ooooh, Vicious Vinny the Dog of Pwn sinks his fangs into Duran. I do believe that the pwn hound from hell has drawn blood. What an evil canine.


Duran son, I warned you....and I tried to hold him back but he just bounded away from me in search of the pwn. The whiff of yer pits only momentarily put him off the scent of the pwn.

that was a savage pwn, and an experience i never wish to go through again.....

Hoff i think i'm going to let you off with your ginger chest. I, unlike others, am willing to accept your photograph as binding proof that you're not another ginge clogging these boards. I'm not sure I could of made space for you alongside D hook and peroxide as honourable exceptions

I maybe stating the obvious but my suspicions have been aroused, I think The Hoff has another alt.
my god!! we have columbo posting on these boards!! haha sharp as a marble mate

Lets be reasonable.

that was a savage pwn, and an experience i never wish to go through again.....

Hoff i think i'm going to let you off with your ginger chest. I, unlike others, am willing to accept your photograph as binding proof that you're not another ginge clogging these boards. I'm not sure I could of made space for you alongside D hook and peroxide as honourable exceptions

Make sure you keep practicing your Triangle skills now.

I want to hear of your progress, and dont look at too many Hayley Williams videos on youtube after, they may make you go blind.

that was a savage pwn, and an experience i never wish to go through again.....

Hoff i think i'm going to let you off with your ginger chest. I, unlike others, am willing to accept your photograph as binding proof that you're not another ginge clogging these boards. I'm not sure I could of made space for you alongside D hook and peroxide as honourable exceptions

Good man :luvbed:

I'll try and restrain the Dogs of Pwn in future, but Alan knows Duran, they're just too wild and break free all the time. They're pwn hungry beasts, and like the Duke, they just won't be denied.

Their pwnage knows no bounds, their attack will serve as a stark reminder never to question your dark features again

Make sure you keep practicing your Triangle skills now.

I want to hear of your progress, and dont look at too many Hayley Williams videos on youtube after, they may make you go blind.
i'm already practicising my triangles here at work.... i can play a mean "twinkle, twinkle little star"

don't worry about my vision mate, im a seasoned veteran when it comes to the solo road to sexual pleasure

Nowt wrong with a ginge lads. It's all about acceptance.

Who the cunt is this?

Hurricane, that you son?

* Laughs at The_Goff's avatar

* Laughs at The_Goff's avatar
same mate, funny stuff whoever that is

maybe he means pube... he is from newcastle, so eduaction isn't their strong point
we call them nubes in Newcastle, but you have to say it quickly for the full effect.
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