Lzindsay has...lol


What evil things have you done to your siblings?


I also weed wacked her, hit we with a body pillow down 13 stairs.....

I definetly have been shot right in my ballsack by a tipman pro-lite with a sniping barrell at close range and that wasnt good at all.

I shot Hansil with a blow dart dipped in some mysterious chemical giving him a skin virus that was off and on for like 4 years.

I skipped a rock at her when she was swimming and gave her a scar

I used to ripp the heads off of bzobs cabbage patch dolls and he would cry untill he would puke!!

It was a Koosa not a cabage patch doll,because that would be gay.

Originally posted by Bzob
It was a Koosa not a cabage patch doll,because that would be gay.

http://www.webboygizmos.com/cpk/images/koosa.jpg

thats still quite gay.

Extremely gay.

Did I say Koosa i meant Gi Joe?!

http://www.yojoe.com/action/84/84images/stormshadow.jpg

i don't understand.

man, I used to just put my sister in a headlock

Both of you are evil bastards

The cat's out of the bag now. Dont worry, my brother went through like 3 she-ra dolls, and I tell all his girlfriends about it. He'd lose one and sob until my mother ran out and got him a new one.

my sister held me down and sprayed me in the eyes with windex

thats probably why i have 20/3939 vision

I do not understand allison...this she ra thing. I only played with manly toys so i know not of this shera

I use to play "ball smash" with Hansil where when we didnt expect it we would randomly smash each other in the sack until one was hilariously coughing and nauscious.

i got dressed up like a girl and let people put make up on me as a kid as well

Right. A Koosa is even more ****ing gay. At least she-ra was hot. You had a thing for beastiality at a young age.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i got dressed up like a girl and let people put make up on me as a kid as well

That seriously explains alot.

i'm heterosexual.

Originally posted by Allison
That seriously explains alot.


that he is in touch with his feminine side?

He puts NAIR all over his body and exfoliates his skin regularly.

allison is correct. i doubt many people in real life believe that considering i look homeless.

and smell homeless

chances are bzob is correct.

Originally posted by Aaron Watersports
I use to play "ball smash" with Hansil where when we didnt expect it we would randomly smash each other in the sack until one was hilariously coughing and nauscious.


Whats the capital of Thailand?



























BANG **** (slap!)

along those lines but without warning. just be in mid-sentence and then upper cut right in the bread basket. stand and gloat and carry on.

i've never been hit in the balls.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i've never been hit in the balls.


then you have no brothers?

2 brothers and a sister.

They just prefer to do hetero things together. Like family waxing.

they are all like 60 years older than i am though, so we never got into fights or arguments like most did. i was a mistake so i am way younger than the rest of my brothers and sister.

Originally posted by Cesaro
2 brothers and a sister.


and you have never been hit in the balls? wow, even my older female cousins tortured me mentally and phsyically.

AHHHHHHHHH ball smash takes me back. I will never lay down with my eyes closed again.

Aaron once dragged me out of bed when I had a 102 fever and made me eat cat food. I was 16.

The whole blow dart thing.


when have I not been shot by a paintball bare skin. WE all played in T shirts.

Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
AHHHHHHHHH ball smash takes me back. I will never lay down with my eyes closed again.

Aaron once dragged me out of bed when I had a 102 fever and made me eat cat food. I was 16.

The whole blow dart thing.


when have I not been shot by a paintball bare skin. WE all played in T shirts.


at least it was dry catfood. was it you who shot phil in his ******* and sent him falling off 12 feet of rocks?

Originally posted by Aaron Watersports
at least it was dry catfood. was it you who shot phil in his ******* and sent him falling off 12 feet of rocks?

Note to self: Get gun and invite Lzindsay out to the rocks

I once made my brother eat cat food as well. I have some good stories about torturing him.

Tell us, I need new ideas

why do siblings torture each other?

I think they mostly would benefit smaller siblings. Once, I stacked milk crates under some monkey bars and tied a rope through my brothers two back belt loops. I made him climb the milk crates, kicked them from under him, and then let him dangle there while his pants were cutting him in two.

Another time, he had this life sized giant blue teddy bear that he swore was his girlfriend, Louise. My aunt and I hogtied him to the bear and left him like that on the front porch for hours.

Once, he had a pet spider that I injected with windex and killed. I got a needle from my stepfather's diabetes kit.

my sister held me down and sprayed me in the eyes with windex. that hurt, i think i cried for like 3 hours.

she once locked me out of the house in freezing rain in the winter with no shoes and a short sleeve shirt for most of the day.

her pet rabbit attacked me and nearly killed me, i was hospitalized for 2 weeks due to some disease it gave me. my stomach was shrinking and i almost died.

she took a chunk out of my ear with scissors, forgot about that. i dont know if she just cut the skin or actually chopped something off, i can't remember. i bled for like 3939 years and cried longer.

Originally posted by Allison
I think they mostly would benefit smaller siblings. Once, I stacked milk crates under some monkey bars and tied a rope through my brothers two back belt loops. I made him climb the milk crates, kicked them from under him, and then let him dangle there while his pants were cutting him in two.

Another time, he had this life sized giant blue teddy bear that he swore was his girlfriend, Louise. My aunt and I hogtied him to the bear and left him like that on the front porch for hours.

Once, he had a pet spider that I injected with windex and killed. I got a needle from my stepfather's diabetes kit.


I thought I was ****ed up.


I never destroyed any of Hansil's stuff cause they were mostly mine as well.

I sold Aarons bike to some poor project kids for 2 dollars.


I wanted some ice cream.

Did he cry?

My little brother snipped a piece of his tooth with toenail clippers like from dumb and dummer..............just to see if it would cut his tooth

yes

Originally posted by Allison
Did he cry?


No, but I never saw any money.

Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
I sold Aarons bike to some poor project kids for 2 dollars.


I wanted some ice cream.


you sold my Huffy you sick bastard.

I had a huffy with a basket on the front and tassels on the handle bars.

i'm assuming huffy is a brand of bike, and i refuse to ride them after scraping my knee up in the driveway when i was 5.

Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
I sold Aarons bike to some poor project kids for 2 dollars.


I wanted some ice cream.

Buahahahahahahaaha


**** aaron, I just cried...lololololololol

wow allison, your huffy had a basket, thats super lame even for a girl.

I dont think youve been picked on enough.

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
wow allison, your huffy had a basket, thats super lame even for a girl.

I dont think youve been picked on enough.

I know. I was very girly when I was little. Flowers, barbies, the works..

and now you kiss the lizard

i wasn't very girly as a kid but i am now

Originally posted by Cesaro
i got dressed up like a girl and let people put make up on me as a kid as well

i don't count that as being girly

I had weird pets when I was little, though.

i've had my cat for a large portion of my life, he ****ing rules.

i remember i found my dads playboys when i was a kid and i tore out pictures and put them in my closet and my mom found them. i felt stupid, about 5 minutes after that i fell threw a window and cut my wrist open though so it was all forgotten about.

Wow Cesaro, everytime I hear from you it sounds like the man is keeping you down.

I think Christ had more luck than you.

yep, i was trying to smoke a cigarette when i was 3 and caught my brother's room on fire.

I used to steal things and get away with it

Jump ramps and land them

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I had a huffy with a basket on the front and tassels on the handle bars.


:nonono: you were about as cool as school in summertime.

hahahahahaha

i found my bike in a dumpster behind a store

I worked a paper route and bought mine

my parents bought me one that i learned on btu they never bought me another one. i'm pretty sure they hate me.

i think my mom spits in the food everyday she brings me, theres always some sort of salival residue in all my food

nevermind....

LOL!!! Those are your words, Pastey.

oh, I just edited that **** cause I didnt think you would see it.