View Full Version : Who do u want to fight b4 they retire


Rage
10-27-2004, 12:34 PM
Since I am a heavy weight, even at my crappy skill level now, I would pic Tyson, I could stand a concusion just to be in the history books.

jack_the_rippuh
10-27-2004, 12:41 PM
I'll tell the truth. I want to fight Felix Trinidad before he retires. Like I said, I'm more than willing to move up in weight. I'll knock him out, because I know the judges will try to cheat..I'll knock that ***** out and end his career.

jabsRstiff
10-27-2004, 12:46 PM
I'd like to fight Tyson.

He's a stubby-armed midget. I'd stick him with my jab while he loops those predictable shots.
After one minute of this....he'd be looking for a place to hide.

I'd then have to sit & listen to people trying to cheapen my EASY victory by saying "Mike was really upset about what's going on in Iraq."

jack_the_rippuh
10-27-2004, 12:57 PM
The guy is taking zoloft so he won't kill *****es like you.
Besides...you couldn't beat Mike, you really think an average joe like you can beat the most dangerous man on the planet?

JOM'S
10-27-2004, 01:00 PM
Rage & jabsRstiff how big are you guys, I would also take Tyson but I am about only 170mm, 165 to 176 lbs and a little bit soft in the middle, so I'll just watch you both beat up Mike....

elveiel
10-27-2004, 01:11 PM
I know he's already retired, but i'd say Sven Ottke.

I'm far to big for super middle(i can only make heavy) but i'd take that fight. I'd love to give that ***** a beat down!!

jabsRstiff
10-27-2004, 01:12 PM
Jack....

Yeah, I'm as serious about beating Tyson as you are Trinidad.

I don't care if you grow to be 220lbs....you're never going to be a good fighter.

A real pro would choose when & how he knocks you out.

baya
10-27-2004, 01:13 PM
I know he's already retired, but i'd say Sven Ottke.

I'm far to big for super middle(i can only make heavy) but i'd take that fight. I'd love to give that ***** a beat down!!

man, if you couldn't make heavyweight, you'd be one out of shape *****.

elveiel
10-27-2004, 01:19 PM
man, if you couldn't make heavyweight, you'd be one out of shape *****.

I can only make heavy = i couldnt make Cruiser! i weigh a solid 252lbs

jack_the_rippuh
10-27-2004, 01:21 PM
Jabs, you realize that you're talking to a guy who's like a
"Roy Cesar Tyson Jr." right?

baya
10-27-2004, 01:21 PM
I can only make heavy = i couldnt make Cruiser! i weigh a solid 252lbs

:rolleyes: thats only about a 70lb weight difference, i'd make minced meat out of you.

elveiel
10-27-2004, 01:28 PM
:rolleyes: thats only about a 70lb weight difference, i'd make minced meat out of you.

84lbs from Super middle. 52lbs from Cruiser, to make Cruiser i'd have to chop my ****ing leg of to lose over 1/5 of my body weight.

I'd still kick your ass with one leg. :p

baya
10-27-2004, 01:31 PM
84lbs from Super middle. 52lbs from Cruiser, to make Cruiser i'd have to chop my ****ing leg of to lose over 1/5 of my body weight.

I'd still kick your ass with one leg. :p

how low is the leg cut? if above the knee, i'd murder you. 50/50 if below.

elveiel
10-27-2004, 01:35 PM
how low is the leg cut? if above the knee, i'd murder you. 50/50 if below.

LMAO :D

I'm not sure, i'd say a whole leg would have to come off.

baya
10-27-2004, 01:39 PM
LMAO :D

I'm not sure, i'd say a whole leg would have to come off.

whole leg?? pffft, i'd box a beautifully, but over cautiously fight from the outside and take a split decision win on the cards. ofcourse, this happens in any arena except the MEN.

elveiel
10-27-2004, 01:51 PM
whole leg?? pffft, i'd box a beautifully, but over cautiously fight from the outside and take a split decision win on the cards. ofcourse, this happens in any arena except the MEN.

You know us Mancs have to fight every fight at the M.E.N. :rolleyes:

I'd come to your back yard if the money was right, i'd struggle switch hitting with one leg so i'd fight rope a dope and counter you, its not my normal game plan but the ropes could act as a second leg so i could land some uppercuts.

Even if you go 12 rounds i'm happy, it just means you would get beaten up for longer than expected. :D

baya
10-27-2004, 01:56 PM
You know us Mancs have to fight every fight at the M.E.N. :rolleyes:

I'd come to your back yard if the money was right, i'd struggle switch hitting with one leg so i'd fight rope a dope and counter you, its not my normal game plan but the ropes could act as a second leg so i could land some uppercuts.

Even if you go 12 rounds i'm happy, it just means you would get beaten up for longer than expected. :D

u know, being puerto rican, i have some john ruiz in me so i'd clinch you and wobble you off the ropes and watch you fall over again and again and again.

triggerhappy
10-27-2004, 01:57 PM
mayorga..ill play a game of blow to blow with him and just have an all out war with him.

baya
10-27-2004, 02:00 PM
so you two would suck each others dicks?

bigdlb12
10-27-2004, 02:01 PM
I would like to fight Vargas, I would like to see if even I can KO his ***** ass

elveiel
10-27-2004, 02:05 PM
u know, being puerto rican, i have some john ruiz in me so i'd clinch you and wobble you off the ropes and watch you fall over again and again and again.

Even if you have a tiny bit of John Ruiz in you i'm gonna duck the fight, i aint fighting with one leg and being hugged by a bear all night!!

elveiel
10-27-2004, 02:09 PM
mayorga..ill play a game of blow to blow with him and just have an all out war with him.

I cant think of a better time to use the edit button. :)

You gotta watch what you say when Baya's about, any chance to give abuse he'll take it!!

.::|ULTIMATE|::.
10-27-2004, 02:18 PM
I'd like to fight the Executioner

jack_the_rippuh
10-27-2004, 05:03 PM
I'd like to fight Chavez... :)

.::|ULTIMATE|::.
10-27-2004, 05:29 PM
I'd like to fight Chavez... :)

lol he retired already... again.. haha :D

dansweeney
10-27-2004, 05:30 PM
id like to fight Meldrick Taylor! lol

MetalVomit
10-27-2004, 05:32 PM
Since I am a heavy weight, even at my crappy skill level now, I would pic Tyson, I could stand a concusion just to be in the history books.


John Ruiz, someone has to knock that man hugger out of the picture. Tua, get your ass in shape and get that jerk outta here. :D

baya
10-27-2004, 05:52 PM
id like to fight Meldrick Taylor! lol

thats just wrong dude

whdempsey
10-27-2004, 06:23 PM
Jabs, you realize that you're talking to a guy who's like a
"Roy Cesar Tyson Jr." right?
You're fulla ****. There's no way I believe you were one quarter as any of those fighters. If I see your name in The Ring one day, maybe I'll consider giving you a little credibility. But you should probably talk a hell of a lot less until that day comes.

realheavyhands
10-27-2004, 09:30 PM
84lbs from Super middle. 52lbs from Cruiser, to make Cruiser i'd have to chop my ****ing leg of to lose over 1/5 of my body weight.

I'd still kick your ass with one leg. :p
how tall is you

jack_the_rippuh
10-27-2004, 09:33 PM
You're fulla ****. There's no way I believe you were one quarter as any of those fighters. If I see your name in The Ring one day, maybe I'll consider giving you a little credibility. But you should probably talk a hell of a lot less until that day comes.

Whether you believe it or not doesn't change the fact that, that is actually the case.

tikal
10-27-2004, 10:50 PM
I would like to fight Ruiz and reenact that TuaRuiz fight.

bigtex
10-28-2004, 12:05 AM
I'm a heavy and would love to fight holyfield before he retires.

bigtex
10-28-2004, 12:06 AM
with tyson a close second, or lewis if he comes out.

rsl
10-28-2004, 12:25 AM
I know the question is who would we wanna fight before that fighter retires but anyway, I'd love to get in the ring with Prince Naseem Hamed, since nobody has ever really f**ked him up in the ring it would be nice to be the one to give his ass a serious beat down. Another guy would be Lennox Lewis, and last would be Pernell Whitaker in his prime same reason as why I'd wanna fight Hamed.