She just registered here as DeadAngelicHeart.

Coolest chick I've met in a long, long time.

Give it up.

Run.....now. You dont want to be here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi.

hello

Hello young lady and welcome to this freak show.

Welcome Samina
Here is a haiku for you
Do you like butt sex?

Im Ensane, coolest person youll ever meet


Holla!

yo sam

Originally posted by kaps
Welcome Samina
Here is a haiku for you
Do you like butt sex?

Funny ****.


BTW Hi tragicangelicchick

So... you like stuff?

I have an 11 inch penis............. ................around.....................think about it.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
So... you like stuff? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

hi

Hey everyone.

hi and bye

hello sweets!

Hi. I would love to meet with you sometime.. have a few drinks.. walk on the beach.. then get naked and start with the nasty freaky play time. I'm a nice guy.. i swear.

Originally posted by Mouse
Hi. I would love to meet with you sometime.. have a few drinks.. walk on the beach.. then get naked and start with the nasty freaky play time. I'm a nice guy.. i swear.

LOL.

if anyone needs any game.... talk to this man. he spits maaad game.

lol. Dude.. i was at the bank today and there was this lady there, had to be early 30's. I walk up to her window, kinda cute. So we start flitt'n, I'm talkin all smooth to her and she starts falling for it. Then I give her my I.D., she glances at it, says "hey your birthday is comming up this Sunday." I was like yea. Talk some more, flirt.. Then I said somethin like, "Yea I can't wait till my 21st birthday though, thats the big one." ... lol should have seen her face. I told her I was gunna be 20 and she look'd so upset and confused.. buuhahahAHAHAHA!!!.. damn but i bet I could have got her if i didn't say my age.. ****.

She didn;t reply, I'm going to hang myself.

Originally posted by Mouse
I'm a nice guy.. i swear.

That's a pitty... I am a bad girl. I don't like the nice guy ****... I am pure evil!

That's a pitty... I am a bad girl. I don't like the nice guy ****... I am pure evil!

***** you can't possibly comprehend how ****ing evil I am.

He's a bod mon fo show

Really? Don't seem so evil. Can't even defend himself between two girls! hahaha..

A few candles, two bottles of whipped cream, and some low beats in the background... and i'll take care of both of you just fine.

Yeah please... to bad the candles and whipped cream wont work.. or the corny ass music. You really have to learn who you are dealing with... before you can go being so confident.

I hate that ****.

So fast to pre-judge without knowing what I can do or who I am. I've met girls like you.. met enough of them. Mostly they live in the valley with their closed minded approach to life. In time you'll be broken though and you're mind will be opened.. hehhe, but I'll be waiting.

Yeah... be waiting at my doorstep...begging to get a chance. Besides.... I have a VERY open mind... you are dreaming. You have had too many girls lie to you to make you think you are so good... poor boy..

10"

10 inches

Rick Rhoden says: "Hey there.. baby. How'd you like to take the 'Rhode' less travelled?"

Originally posted by RyDawg
Rick Rhoden says: "Hey there.. baby. How'd you like to take the 'Rhode' less travelled?" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Are you hot Samina?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Yeah... be waiting at my doorstep...begging to get a chance. Besides.... I have a VERY open mind... you are dreaming. You have had too many girls lie to you to make you think you are so good... poor boy..

in that case, I would like you violate you.

I would like to do things to you so dirty we gotta shower while doin them just to save face of how dirty they are.

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Hey everyone.

Your Hojerks friend? Lose the zero and get with the hero

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
in that case, I would like you violate you.

I would like to do things to you so dirty we gotta shower while doin them just to save face of how dirty they are.

Who the hell are you? Where do you get the corny ass lines like that? What did you do? Go to someones journal and quote them?

Originally posted by ruffneck
Are you hot Samina?

Ask Hojak. He knows me, he hangs out with me.

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Who the hell are you? Where do you get the corny ass lines like that? What did you do? Go to someones journal and quote them?

no i made that one up all on my own.

I'm a creative fellow.

your come off with a bad attitude.
you remind me of allison.

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Who the hell are you? Where do you get the corny ass lines like that? What did you do? Go to someones journal and quote them?

You have the right to remain silent. Should you be found to be a fat heffer, everything you're saying can and will be used against you in future posts. You have the right to a personal trainer and a beautician. If you cannot find either, they will be appointed to you. I hope you understand these rights.

Originally posted by RyDawg
You have the right to remain silent. Should you be found to be a fat heffer, everything you're saying can and will be used against you in future posts. You have the right to a personal trainer and a beautician. If you cannot find either, they will be appointed to you. I hope you understand these rights.

Why do you talk about yourself like that. You should go to a shrink they help you get confidence back you know.

after all these arguments, DeadAngelicHeart is going to have a post count of about 1000

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Why do you talk about yourself like that. You should go to a shrink they help you get confidence back you know.

What a horrible ****ing comeback. Ask Dave for some lessons in wit.

Originally posted by RyDawg
You have the right to remain silent. Should you be found to be a fat heffer, everything you're saying can and will be used against you in future posts. You have the right to a personal trainer and a beautician. If you cannot find either, they will be appointed to you. I hope you understand these rights. SIG!!!

Angelic.. you're *****y as hell. ****ing love that.

Originally posted by RyDawg
You have the right to remain silent. Should you be found to be a fat heffer, everything you're saying can and will be used against you in future posts. You have the right to a personal trainer and a beautician. If you cannot find either, they will be appointed to you. I hope you understand these rights.

Where have you been hiding all these forum posting years?

I AGREE. BAHAHAHA

Originally posted by Money
Your Hojerks friend? Lose the zero and get with the hero

SHUT THE **** UP

Originally posted by RyDawg
What a horrible ****ing comeback. Ask Dave for some lessons in wit.

Originally posted by Money
Your Hojerks friend? Lose the zero and get with the hero

Rick Rhoden says: "I agree, rhyming can be fun at times. For example, '1979 World Series / The best time I've ever had / The same year that Money's ****** father / Knocked up his other dad' "

Originally posted by RyDawg
Rick Rhoden says: "I agree, rhyming can be fun at times. For example, '1979 World Series / The best time I've ever had / The same year that Money's ****** father / Knocked up his other dad' "
Funniest. Man. Alive.

Originally posted by RyDawg
Rick Rhoden says: "I agree, rhyming can be fun at times. For example, '1979 World Series / The best time I've ever had / The same year that Money's ****** father / Knocked up his other dad' "

i want to be your friend

I told RyDawg about Global. The stupid **** just never posted until now.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I told RyDawg about Global. The stupid **** just never posted until now.

Yeah, I heard about sex a while ago, too. I wonder if I'll get laid soon.

hi

I am getting lubed up as we speak.

I'm a model and I do my little dance on the catwalk yeah!

I shake my little tush on the catwalk!

Originally posted by RyDawg
Yeah, I heard about sex a while ago, too. I wonder if I'll get laid soon.

No, but I'll keep telling about my sex life.

Lets hope this is really her Dave. We dont need another Frisky incident.

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Lets hope this is really her Dave. We dont need another Frisky incident.

Frisky incident? Or do I just not want to know?

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Frisky incident? Or do I just not want to know? Long Story

Every timel I leavde something newn happens.,

,my fingers feel fat

y?

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
y? You understand what hes typing...you are weird

are you drunk again blue?

i think he is.

who is that chick in your AV