that he is a complete fat ass and is utterly grotsque to women.

i got him on friendster BIG MISTAKE

he writes to all these girls that are super fine and thinks he has a chance he actually get s excited when they write him back

he sends me to there profiles and it says they want SKINNY guys.

this man is so fat you can see his gut hangin under his shirt,

ITS GROSS!

women like athletic he doesn't care he still sneds them msg's about being a straight jewish male who is 25 and still not out of college!


how do i tell him this without hurting his feelings?

not sure, but you can practice telling me if you want.

sounds like the guy in the Pontiac Vibe I saw the other day

dont tell him at all, maybe he will get lucky

you are way better off than he is trust me

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
that he is a complete fat ass and is utterly grotsque to women.

i got him on friendster BIG MISTAKE

he writes to all these girls that are super fine and thinks he has a chance he actually get s excited when they write him back

he sends me to there profiles and it says they want SKINNY guys.

this man is so fat you can see his gut hangin under his shirt,

ITS GROSS!

women like athletic he doesn't care he still sneds them msg's about being a straight jewish male who is 25 and still not out of college!


how do i tell him this without hurting his feelings?



tell him to go to the gym cause your concerned for his health.

Just end it right now and shoot a few pimps, like the guy in my av.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
sounds like the guy in the Pontiac Vibe I saw the other day, AND LAST NIGHT BECUASE I WANTED THAT 10 INCH SAUERKRAUT

You've got problems kid.

the guy in your avatar is a ****ing badass.

travis bickle. i think i'll watch that movie now.

vulgar, make a fake name on friendster and tell him through that and pretend to be a girl.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
sounds like the guy in the Pontiac Vibe I saw the other day

Well, then at least we know he's got some game to work with.

Oh, and 10 inches.

Originally posted by Cesaro
the guy in your avatar is a ****ing badass.

travis bickle. i think i'll watch that movie now.

vulgar, make a fake name on friendster and tell him through that and pretend to be a girl.

I have collectors edition DVD. PWNED

He will not go to the gym.

he says he is comfy with who he is and if they are not to bad for them

all in all he is NOT A PRIZE

only thing he has goin for him is he is smart

he is not attractive - he is to fat
he is a shovanistic pig - i actually hated him till the frat forced me to be his little bro when i pledged

he is good at heart but that only goes so far

Originally posted by Cesaro
not sure, but you can practice telling me if you want.

I will practice telling you Cesaro

CESARO YOU ARE A BIG OL FAT ****, YOU FLABTASTIC BAG OF ****, HIT THE TREADMILL INSTEAD OF FRIDGE. SLIM FAST SHAKES DON'T WORK IF YOU DRINK 15 IN ONE SITTING YOU MASSIVE ****ING WASTE OF FLESH. YOU QUIVERING PILE OF OBESITY. ****.

How was that.

So does thia mean I actually have a better chance of getting laid than this guy?

that ruled.

Originally posted by Bzob
dont tell him at all, maybe he will get lucky


hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
I will practice telling you Cesaro

CESARO YOU ARE A BIG OL FAT ****, YOU FLABTASTIC BAG OF ****, HIT THE TREADMILL INSTEAD OF FRIDGE. SLIM FAST SHAKES DON'T WORK IF YOU DRINK 15 IN ONE SITTING YOU MASSIVE ****ING WASTE OF FLESH. YOU QUIVERING PILE OF OBESITY. ****.

How was that.

Did that make you feel any better Ghost^x0?

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
I will practice telling you Cesaro

CESARO YOU ARE A BIG OL FAT ****, YOU FLABTASTIC BAG OF ****, HIT THE TREADMILL INSTEAD OF FRIDGE. SLIM FAST SHAKES DON'T WORK IF YOU DRINK 15 IN ONE SITTING YOU MASSIVE ****ING WASTE OF FLESH. YOU QUIVERING PILE OF OBESITY. ****.

How was that.

BAHASHFAHSFASH YEYEEEESSS

I think Cesaro just nutted.....

Originally posted by Lei Tong
So does thia mean I actually have a better chance of getting laid than this guy?

much better

kaps could be correct.

****, sounds like i have a new best friend.

lol

You talk to him on friendster? stop talking to him on friendster, problem solved. its the internet, who cares.

Just start slipping some crank into his drinks......

Don't stop talking to him until you introduce us. I'm ready to finally have someone I look good in comparison to.

"Looks like things are finally looking up for Milhouse!"

no this guy is not an interner friend he is in my frat

Originally posted by Lei Tong
I'm ready to finally have someone I look good in comparison to.


You and me both. I'm ****ing heinous.

Lei Tong is right, get that guy to sign up here.

he will only talk about wrestling (pro), ken shammy, tank, and tito.

i am tryin to learn him some MMA

Even better. Man, this guys is gonna' make me look like ****ing CLooney.

there's nothing wrong with talking about tito, considering the fact he rules.

he can definitely do away with the WWF, ken shamrock, and tank abbott stuff though.

once i learn him on some **** i will try to get him in here

Dude, that only adds to how good you look when he's next to you.

Think, fool.