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WOW! Its better than the bat-cave!

Niiiiiiiiiiiice.

Originally posted by Bzob
WOW! Its better than the bat-cave!

My thoughts EXACTLY!

So where the *****es at?

Note to self: Get Kato Green M&Ms

Originally posted by Lei Tong
So where the *****es at?

Ain't nighttime yet.

the fancy looking murder weapon looks very much like a sexual toy

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Ain't nighttime yet.

That's no excuse.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
the fancy looking murder weapon looks very much like a sexual toy

I use the term "murder" loosely.

Does that mean we can count on photos of an utter caravan of female ass to be up by tommorrow?

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
the fancy looking murder weapon looks very much like a sexual toy

Stop complaining, you;re just jealous you;re not on that bed right now screaming "OH DAVEY! You're even better than the internet said!" What a sicko.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Stop complaining, you;re just jealous you;re not on that bed right now screaming "OH DAVEY! You're even better than the internet said!" What a sicko.

someone needs to get laid worse than I do

*raises hand*

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
someone needs to get laid worse than I do

You have no idea. :crazy2: :fart: :poke:

ha ha ha

:poke:

I like this one better.

:twak:

Is that a "yes," Dave? If I can't live my life out through you, than whom can I?

What are you talking about, its nothign without the little freaked out blue guy

:ky: :sperm:

These are probably most appropriate for the topic, though

That seriously looks like a comfy bed.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
:ky: :sperm:

These are probably most appropriate for the topic, though

PPOOOPOO

Originally posted by Lei Tong
Does that mean we can count on photos of an utter caravan of female ass to be up by tommorrow?

Those photos were in years ago, and they'll never see this website.

You know, come to think of it, I was just thinking to myself...

...

.... naaaw. **** it.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Those photos were in years ago, and they'll never see this website.

You know, come to think of it, I was just thinking to myself...

...

.... naaaw. **** it.

He won;t do it, he's not manly enough.

Well, if you're down to stare straight down the cavernous barrel of ****^x0, Luke, why the **** not.

...? Am I missing something?

ghost gets no poonany he = virgin like luke

but since he aint fat he has no excuse like luke does

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Well, if you're down to stare straight down the cavernous barrel of ****^x0, Luke, why the **** not.

I withdraw my statement.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
ghost gets no poonany he = virgin like luke

but since he aint fat he has no excuse like luke does

I'm not really fat anymore. God knows I will be after the weekend. 6'1, 185, SLUTS. PWN3D.

It's been almost a decade since my virginity was stolen from me. And ya knooooow, if I could do it all over again, I ****in would, cuz I'd know that I should just anger-**** her cuz we weren't together long, and I'd also know better than to use hand lotion as a sexual lubricant.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
It's been almost a decade since my virginity was stolen from me. And ya knooooow, if I could do it all over again, I ****in would, cuz I'd know that I should just anger-**** her cuz we weren't together long, and I'd also know better than to use hand lotion as a sexual lubricant.

****, time to bring out my notepad.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
I'd also know better than to use hand lotion as a sexual lubricant.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

Do you seriously need to ask?

Yeah, hand lotion doesn’t work as well as it does with ol’ righty, I’m sure.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Yeah, hand lotion doesn’t work as well as it does with ol’ righty, I’m sure. Bzzzzzzzzz....Bzzzzzzzzzz....Bzzzzzz

I do not feel well at all.

I've got a rock concert to go to in 5 hours.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
and I'd also know better than to use hand lotion as a sexual lubricant.


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MOTION LOTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! passion fruit is the best..


im gonna regreat saying that, hahahahhahahahaha

yay

nice room david

Hey I have been on that bed MANY times. VERY nice..

Mina

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Hey I have been on that bed MANY times. VERY nice..

Mina


are you one of my brothers booty calls??????????

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
are you one of my brothers booty calls??????????

so eloquent,

hahahaha

hahahhahahahahaa

Not at all... you've got to be kidding! I play video games most of the time, while he is on the phone!

ohhhhh hey it was just a question, no disrecpect. :-)

Would you make love to me?

mouse is turned on by video games

mouse is turned on by anything,he scares me

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
mouse is turned on by video games

Wow, sucks to be him! Must be turned on all damn day...sitting infront of computer screen playing video games all day. :lol3:

No dissrespect.

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Wow, sucks to be him! Must be turned on all damn day...sitting infront of computer screen playing video games all day. :lol3:

No dissrespect.

ha ha ha

that's why he has had to turn to forums, because the games gave him blue balls.

Alright listen.. I can't stand ANY video games. Never have, never will.. of any kind. ****ing hate all video games.. they need to burn in hell .. melt all the ****ing plastic then poor it over the creators and computer techs that put it together.. ****ing let the plastic harden and string them up on my wall. ****ing make ornaments outta all of those dumb ****s that created video games. I could sell them to put on X-Mas trees every year. Yes, I will do this.

Awww... Mouse did we hit a sore spot? Don't worry... We all know deep down you love them!

As long as you;re playing Contra...

yeah he got awfully defensive, finally more chicks coming to the board! We will over take you! Welcome aboard, DeadAngelicHeart :)

If i had the chance I'd make you an ornament and string you right in the middle on my wall. I'd use a suspension rig so you would be slightly higher than the rest so your head would hit my steel fan. And every time the fan hit your head when it went around and around, you would realise that no, maybe Mouse REALLY DOESNT LIKE VIDEO GAMES!!!

Originally posted by Mouse
If i had the chance I'd make you an ornament and string you right in the middle on my wall. I'd use a suspension rig so you would be slightly higher than the rest so your head would hit my steel fan. And every time the fan hit your head when it went around and around, you would realise that no, maybe Mouse REALLY DOESNT LIKE VIDEO GAMES!!!

You need help

Originally posted by Mouse
If i had the chance I'd make you an ornament and string you right in the middle on my wall. I'd use a suspension rig so you would be slightly higher than the rest so your head would hit my steel fan. And every time the fan hit your head when it went around and around, you would realise that no, maybe Mouse REALLY DOESNT LIKE VIDEO GAMES!!!

Yeah, more like a couple years in Pescadero...

Kiss me softly now.. I want to feel the warmth and tenderness of those rose-pedal lips of yours.. taste you kneck under your ear.. caress you, pull you closer and tighter to me. All I want is a kiss.. :lovers:

Originally posted by Mouse
Kiss me softly now.. I want to feel the warmth and tenderness of those rose-pedal lips of yours.. taste you kneck under your ear.. caress you, pull you closer and tighter to me. All I want is a kiss.. :lovers:

How many drugs are you on fool?

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
How many drugs are you on fool?


hahahahhahahahahahahahaaa

Poop.

Every day i take: hhheheheh

day quil caps..mellows me out
vitamin c
calcium
multi vitamin
and paxil...keeps me sane

On occassion:
weed
whiskey- jack or bushmills
and parrot bay.. mmmmmm

I used to take flinstones vitamins, but I grew out of them.

Maybe you should take double paxil...cause it doesn't look like it's working much.

Wait till you get to know me more.. spend some more days here. enter my world lady, and you'll be on the ground completely naked and twitching as I stand over you with a bull-whip and a full body leather suit and mask.. in anticipation for what I have in store next for you.

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

Oh wait... you were serious huh?.. hahahahahahahaha

Sorry sounds like you think you would have control...it's to entertaining...hahaha

Yes. I am dead serious. Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. Don't you know about the birds and the bees, girl?

Originally posted by Squezze
Yes. I am dead serious. Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. Don't you know about the birds and the bees, girl?

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Originally posted by Squezze
Yes. I am dead serious. Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. Don't you know about the birds and the bees, girl?

Who the hell are you... and why did you think I was talkin to you?

Listen little girl.. I don't know which priest it was that bent you over that altar and ****ed you holy.. but ask any nun and they will swear to God that I have made them orgasm more times than their own father.

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Who the hell are you... and why did you think I was talkin to you?


I'm the Walrus Goo Goo Ka Joob, and I just assumed you were talking to me due to my inate insane irrational mad animal magnetism. Sorry.

That's funny... I don't go to chruch... for some reason I have this fear I will burst into flames setting foot on any "holy" sanction. But eww....now I want nothing to do with ya... god you screwed a nun... how desperate were you?!?!??

****! I thouht she was talking to me. I was going to ignore her

I'd definitly screw a nun if she was hot and willing.

there's an oxymoron. A hot and willing nun

Originally posted by Squezze
I'd definitly screw a nun if she was hot and willing. Of course you would...You ****ed a hairy tit fat girl

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
there's an oxymoron. A hot and willing nun


I'm sure they exist. I just have to search all the convents and Catholic churches of the world to find some.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Of course you would...You ****ed a hairy tit fat girl


Well, sorta. She was skinny as a rail, but she did have a patch of chest hair.

That's like saying a hot and willing housewife

Originally posted by Squezze
Well, sorta. She was skinny as a rail, but she did have a patch of chest hair. I think thats nastier

There are LOADS of hot and willing housewives. MILFs. I love them. I like to gawk at them while they shop at Wal-Mart.

Ewww.... Too much info... All of you need to get out and go to clubs or something.

I've got myself a girlfriend. I don't need to try to pick up stankassed bar hos anymore.

just because you'd like to **** them doesn't mean they are hot and willing to return the feelings

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
just because you'd like to **** them doesn't mean they are hot and willing to return the feelings


Oh, I see where the confusion is coming from.

By "willing", I mean willing to hop in the sack, not willing to "return the feelings".

Originally posted by Squezze
Oh, I see where the confusion is coming from.

By "willing", I mean willing to hop in the sack, not willing to "return the feelings".

If you have a gf, why the hell are you sitting infront of a computer trying to prove to all of us that you have a life. Why are you not out getting laid right now?

If you have a gf, why the hell are you sitting infront of a computer trying to prove to all of us that you have a life. Why are you not out getting laid right now?

lmao.. good post.. Welcome to Global.

The intranet is fun.

Originally posted by Mouse
lmao.. good post.. Welcome to Global.

Why thank you kindly sir... hehehe...

i dont have a gf and bar hos are mainly pretty boring and overrated.... the hottest chick ive seen around here was when i was out eating dinner.

nice room dave:)

i take it deadangelicheart is single to then ?

No, idiot, wrong again.

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
If you have a gf, why the hell are you sitting infront of a computer trying to prove to all of us that you have a life. Why are you not out getting laid right now?


Ok, time for you to back the **** up for a second here. You know NOTHING about me or my relationship with my girlfriend, so you should shut your ****ing yap about that. I'm not making any assumptions about you, so you should have the common decency not to make them about me.

But, because you've thrown the first stone, I'll make a little assumption about you, Ms *****. You come on this forum, know nobody but Dave, and act like a total ***** to everybody on here. To me, you seem like an uptight little ***** who needs a good ****ing. So you'd better go down to your local club, find some dude who'll pay you 2 bucks for some head, so you can come back on here so you can try to prove you have a life like me.

Don't mistake me being easy going for weakness, cause I'll bite you right in the ass if I feel you've over stepped your bounds. **** off and die. Slowly.

Originally posted by Squezze
Ok, time for you to back the **** up for a second here. You know NOTHING about me or my relationship with my girlfriend, so you should shut your ****ing yap about that. I'm not making any assumptions about you, so you should have the common decency not to make them about me.

But, because you've thrown the first stone, I'll make a little assumption about you, Ms *****. You come on this forum, know nobody but Dave, and act like a total ***** to everybody on here. To me, you seem like an uptight little ***** who needs a good ****ing. So you'd better go down to your local club, find some dude who'll pay you 2 bucks for some head, so you can come back on here so you can try to prove you have a life like me.

Don't mistake me being easy going for weakness, cause I'll bite you right in the ass if I feel you've over stepped your bounds. **** off and die. Slowly.

This man speaks the truth. You're a dirty slut.

Wow... you are all way too uptight. Believe me, you think I wanted to come on here? You've got to be ****ing kidding me.. Dave asked me to cause he said you were all cool...by the way...dear... everyone is dying slowly... I just make sure I have fun doing it.

Unlike you... everything you guys say about me, regardless good or bad... I roll off my back... seeing as I don't know any of you, and think all of you are full of yourselfs... especially when most of you all started hitting on me.. that was funny.

I think that every single one of you...need to lighten up and relax... It's a damn internet chat board. Get over it...

Internet chat board or not, you should have the ****ing common sense to know your bounds and not to over step them. Very little bothers me about these forums, and anyone on here will tell you that I'm the opposite of uptight. I just don't like your *****y attitude, and I wouldn't like it if I met you in person.

Basically, what I'm saying is, if you come in here spitting ****, expect to be **** back on, and if you don't like that you can either

A) Kiss my ass
B) Get the **** out
C) Eat some rat poision

Either way, it's cool with me, *****.

Originally posted by Squezze
Internet chat board or not, you should have the ****ing common sense to know your bounds and not to over step them. Very little bothers me about these forums, and anyone on here will tell you that I'm the opposite of uptight. I just don't like your *****y attitude, and I wouldn't like it if I met you in person.

Basically, what I'm saying is, if you come in here spitting ****, expect to be **** back on, and if you don't like that you can either

A) Kiss my ass
B) Get the **** out
C) Eat some rat poision

Either way, it's cool with me, *****. HAHHAHAHHA

A PM i sent Squeeze earier...




The Ensanity wrote on 06-06-2003 08:13 PM:
Has 19 post and get on my nerves already

Originally posted by Squezze
Internet chat board or not, you should have the ****ing common sense to know your bounds and not to over step them. Very little bothers me about these forums, and anyone on here will tell you that I'm the opposite of uptight. I just don't like your *****y attitude, and I wouldn't like it if I met you in person.

Basically, what I'm saying is, if you come in here spitting ****, expect to be **** back on, and if you don't like that you can either

A) Kiss my ass
B) Get the **** out
C) Eat some rat poision

Either way, it's cool with me, *****.

Well how about this... you don't know me in person...and probably a good thing... though I do have people who do know me in person... who respect me for being able to stand on my own... regardless of what anyone says. I am the way I am, from people like you all my life, treating me like complete ****...

Big deal... you have a gf, and I don't know the relationship you have with her... so what.. I have a bf... no one knows the relationship between him and I... but if someone said to me the thing I said to you.. I would have gone ... "Yeah, I should be... but I am not.. so **** it." ...I wouldn't get all up in arms about it.

Though I am sure you are one of those bf's, where if anything in your personal life is threatened, you will throw out all forces to go after the person...without even thinking twice about your actions. Anything I say on here, is meant as a joke... I could never be seriously like what I am typing.

That is the joy of being on a damn computer... I don't have to be what I am really like...I can be anything I damn well want to be. In rea life, I am easy going, could careless about what I am doing for the night...I have opinions sure, but I don't act like a complete ***** to anyone... not even my sworn enemies. I am a very calm person...

Like I said before.. it's the internet... it's something that is used over just to have fun with. You yell at me for over stepping my boundries...what about yous? You think half the **** YOU said wasn't over stepping boundries...? You've got to be joking... Although I personally could give a ****...Lighten up.

:)

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Well how about this... you don't know me in person...and probably a good thing... though I do have people who do know me in person... who respect me for being able to stand on my own... regardless of what anyone says. I am the way I am, from people like you all my life, treating me like complete ****...

Big deal... you have a gf, and I don't know the relationship you have with her... so what.. I have a bf... no one knows the relationship between him and I... but if someone said to me the thing I said to you.. I would have gone ... "Yeah, I should be... but I am not.. so **** it." ...I wouldn't get all up in arms about it.

Though I am sure you are one of those bf's, where if anything in your personal life is threatened, you will throw out all forces to go after the person...without even thinking twice about your actions. Anything I say on here, is meant as a joke... I could never be seriously like what I am typing.

That is the joy of being on a damn computer... I don't have to be what I am really like...I can be anything I damn well want to be. In rea life, I am easy going, could careless about what I am doing for the night...I have opinions sure, but I don't act like a complete ***** to anyone... not even my sworn enemies. I am a very calm person...

Like I said before.. it's the internet... it's something that is used over just to have fun with. You yell at me for over stepping my boundries...what about yous? You think half the **** YOU said wasn't over stepping boundries...? You've got to be joking... Although I personally could give a ****...Lighten up. Internet, Phone, Real life...First Impression are everything

If I call you and say "Sup, hoe" you cuss me out...We dont know you, you talked ****, now we dont like you

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
Well how about this... you don't know me in person...and probably a good thing... though I do have people who do know me in person... who respect me for being able to stand on my own... regardless of what anyone says. I am the way I am, from people like you all my life, treating me like complete ****...

Big deal... you have a gf, and I don't know the relationship you have with her... so what.. I have a bf... no one knows the relationship between him and I... but if someone said to me the thing I said to you.. I would have gone ... "Yeah, I should be... but I am not.. so **** it." ...I wouldn't get all up in arms about it.

Though I am sure you are one of those bf's, where if anything in your personal life is threatened, you will throw out all forces to go after the person...without even thinking twice about your actions. Anything I say on here, is meant as a joke... I could never be seriously like what I am typing.

That is the joy of being on a damn computer... I don't have to be what I am really like...I can be anything I damn well want to be. In rea life, I am easy going, could careless about what I am doing for the night...I have opinions sure, but I don't act like a complete ***** to anyone... not even my sworn enemies. I am a very calm person...

Like I said before.. it's the internet... it's something that is used over just to have fun with. You yell at me for over stepping my boundries...what about yous? You think half the **** YOU said wasn't over stepping boundries...? You've got to be joking... Although I personally could give a ****...Lighten up.


Eye for an eye.

Look, first when I meet someone, I have the common sense to treat them with a common respect that I expect to be treated with. If you come at me with a smile, I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet. If you come at me with a stick, I'll bite. That's just the way life is.

YOU opened the flood gates as far as "over stepping ones boundaries". It's fair game as far as I'm concerned.

I've said all I really wanna say on this subject. Just keep it in mind that, if you keep posting here that is, that I hold you in the same light as cancer of the lip and athelete's foot.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Internet, Phone, Real life...First Impression are everything

If I call you and say "Sup, hoe" you cuss me out...We dont know you, you talked ****, now we dont like you

First impressions on the internet mean nothing. There is no emotion or tone of voice to hear, to go off of. If the person is joking around and ****ing around... you wont know the difference... everything on the internet can be taken the wrong way due to the fact there is no voice or expression in the words... Therefore I don't believe in first impressions on the net...

Also...if I was really like this in real life... do any of you really think Hojak would hang out with me and be my friend... or do you think he wouldn't have even given me a second ****ing chance... honestly... think abou this.

Originally posted by DeadAngelicHeart
First impressions on the internet mean nothing. There is no emotion or tone of voice to hear, to go off of. If the person is joking around and ****ing around... you wont know the difference... everything on the internet can be taken the wrong way due to the fact there is no voice or expression in the words... Therefore I don't believe in first impressions on the net...

Also...if I was really like this in real life... do any of you really think Hojak would hang out with me and be my friend... or do you think he wouldn't have even given me a second ****ing chance... honestly... think abou this. WE DONT KNOOOOOW YOU...I have talked to all these people for hours, and I never talked **** till I knew a little something about.

Its just the net...who wants to read **** talk in any form from someone you dont know. All I knew was you were Hojak's friend, I wasnt to talk **** to you until I knew you...Under dig

Originally posted by The Ensanity
WE DONT KNOOOOOW YOU...I have talked to all these people for hours, and I never talked **** till I knew a little something about.

Its just the net...who wants to read **** talk in any form from someone you dont know. All I knew was you were Hojak's friend, I wasnt to talk **** to you until I knew you...Under dig

Look... I am pretty sure, a few of you, probably have met me, and don't even know it... I am sure a bunch of you have... considering... I was the one who yelled at Dave to go see House of 1,000 Corpses. Then bought him and his friend a ticket to go see it, just to make sure he got in... Not to mention run into like 20 of his other friends that same night.

Most of you have to take into consideration of me watching almost every other day attacking people...so you honestly have to think... would I walk into this, with my defenses down, or would I walk in, defenses up...expecting this **** from all of you?

I love Mr. Zombie, but house of 1000 corpse's sucked vile ass.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
house of 1000 corpse's sucked vile ass.

Yes it did. There were a lot of deleted scenes that should have stayed in the release...

i thought it was entertaining but completely plotless and void of purpose. kinda like chainsaw massacre

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i thought it was entertaining but completely plotless and void of purpose. kinda like chainsaw massacre

Well, according to interviews, Zombie said that's what he based his movie off of. The classic horror movies. The ones that everyone used to think was so great.

I used to back int he day all of the time. it was so bad ass. you shoudl try it some time. It works freaking great. go for it.


....rufflefleck119