I tried to get a dentists appointment today. I phoned up a ****load of places and none of the cunts would give me an appointment. I had to go private in the end, so no doubt I'm gonna get bastard ripped off.

Me appointment is tomorrow at 12. I'll let you cunts know how much they rob off me. The ****ers.

P.S
If yer a fat yank and yer thinking of posting in this thread, think again son. I'll ****ing pwn yer so I will, yer obese sweating fanny fart.

The way it is now, babes. I get a bad tooth, I sort it meself with a bottle of vodka and some plyers.

I don't blame yer southpaw. These private dentist cunts must be making a killing eh...

I don't blame yer southpaw. These private dentist cunts must be making a killing eh...

If I'd have known there would be so much money in the racket back in me school years I might have tried to cash in.
Taking cunts money to rip rotten teeth from their jaw bone, ain't a bad life is it?

Lucky cunts! I'd have Stella mouthwash for me favourite patients.

If I'd have known there would be so much money in the racket back in me school years I might have tried to cash in.
Taking cunts money to rip rotten teeth from their jaw bone, ain't a bad life is it?

Lucky cunts! I'd have Stella mouthwash for me favourite patients.

You missed yer calling there southpaw. No cunt would be scared to go the dentist if they knew there was bleeding stella mouthwash on offer.

In Limeyland even celebrities have moderately stained teeth.

I tell you in Fat Yankland it's gotten out of control with the tooth polishing. These young girls walk around today and you see their teeth from 200 feet away. Even girls with naturally nice teeth look like they bleach them every night. This is all within the past few years, with tooth bleaching products becoming cheaper and safer.

So in this context, any non-Yank is going to seem to have bad teeth in the eyes of a young Yank

If I'd have known there would be so much money in the racket back in me school years I might have tried to cash in.
Taking cunts money to rip rotten teeth from their jaw bone, ain't a bad life is it?

Lucky cunts! I'd have Stella mouthwash for me favourite patients.

Thats one mouthwash I wouldn't be spitting out

In Limeyland even celebrities have moderately stained teeth.

I tell you in Fat Yankland it's gotten out of control with the tooth polishing. These young girls walk around today and you see their teeth from 200 feet away. Even girls with naturally nice teeth look like they bleach them every night. This is all within the past few years, with tooth bleaching products becoming cheaper and safer.

So in this context, any non-Yank is going to seem to have bad teeth in the eyes of a young Yank

Yet we can't even get a bastard appointment at the dentists unless we go private and pay a cunting fortune. There's something wrong so there is. I mean, jesus mary and gap toothed joseph, I don't want me teeth to gleam so much they're seen from outer space like the bastard chinese wall, but the NHS are ****ing us and our teeth over so they are.

I suppose you fat yanks have to pay for all yer healthcare anyway though, so us complaining about having to pay to go private don't really mean much, as you fat yank ****ers do that anyway.

Yet we can't even get a bastard appointment at the dentists unless we go private and pay a cunting fortune. There's something wrong so there is. I mean, jesus mary and gap toothed joseph, I don't want me teeth to gleam so much they're seen from outer space like the bastard chinese wall, but the NHS are ****ing us and our teeth over so they are.

I suppose you fat yanks have to pay for all yer healthcare anyway though, so us complaining about having to pay to go private don't really mean much, as you fat yank ****ers do that anyway.

Exactly Hoff, I have to come out of pocket for my vision and my dental, though my job pays for everything else

Why don't they just teach British kids to brush their ****ing teeth at LEAST twice a day?
ANd stop feeding those fat lazy little cunts multipacks of walkers crisps and gallons of coke?
No ****ing lie I've never had problems with my gnashers in my life apart from when I was fighting and had my front tooth deadened.(The cunt turned black a few days after cos the nerves died in it or something)
Anyway I've had it fixed now so u hardly notice but I've never had any fillings or any rotten green ****.
I saw a girl in Tesco the other day at the self service checkout and when she bent down to put another item on the scanner the cunt beeped before she had picked owt up...
When she turned I understood why...her teeth looked like this:-
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