View Full Version : Luke's "Get some" Thread
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 06:53 PM This will be a log of my attempts to get some before the end of June. Here's my postion:
Prospects include:
Girl I hit on last weekend at party, she doesn;t seem to remember how much of an idiot I am
Girl from work that is a "friend"
This weekend:
Fair, friday and Saturday
Lots of hot ladies.
(Note, this thread is a joke so don;t get serious. Treat everythign as a pathetic attempt to be funny and not a serious hope to get action)
Tanner Rhoden 06-05-2003, 07:05 PM You're ****ed in life
Crystalline Dream 06-05-2003, 07:06 PM I’ll participate on this get some thread. But mine will be serious. And I will succeed by the end of the weekend.
Bluecifer 06-05-2003, 07:06 PM HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha! Poor canuck!
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:07 PM UPDATE:
Blue's mom just called me, she wants her 2 minutes back.
Bluecifer 06-05-2003, 07:10 PM Then give them to her peewee.
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:11 PM Tell her to wipe off the poo stains I left on the couch
Tanner Rhoden 06-05-2003, 07:11 PM UPDATE:
Reality just kicked in. Luke will never have straight sex unless he pays for it.
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:13 PM Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
UPDATE:
Reality just kicked in. Luke will never have straight sex unless he pays for it.
UPDATE:
You mom licks ceramic tiles for lunch AND dinner
Tanner Rhoden 06-05-2003, 07:14 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
UPDATE:
You mom licks ceramic tiles for lunch AND dinner
UPDATE:
All of Luke's comebacks are either about mothers or eating his poo.
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:15 PM Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
UPDATE:
All of Luke's comebacks are either about mothers or eating his poo.
UPDATE:
If I wanted your cumback I'd look in your mom's mouth
Bluecifer 06-05-2003, 07:16 PM Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
UPDATE:
All of Luke's comebacks are either about mothers or eating his poo.
This is true. Luke Maybe you should look into expanding your vebal arsenal?
Tanner Rhoden 06-05-2003, 07:17 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
UPDATE:
If I wanted your cumback I'd look in your mom's mouth
UPDATE:
Luke just proved me right by using yet another mom rip.
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:18 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
This is true. Luke Maybe you should look into expanding your vebal arsenal?
UPDATE: What is no
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:18 PM Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
UPDATE:
Luke just proved me right by using yet another mom rip.
UPDATE: Only time I ripped your mom was with my penis
Tanner Rhoden 06-05-2003, 07:20 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
UPDATE: Only time I ripped your mom was with my penis
UPDATE:
Luke just made yet another mom joke only this time he said he ****ed her.................UPDATE: Luke is a well known virgin in these parts.
Crystalline Dream 06-05-2003, 07:21 PM a well known one at that
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:21 PM UPDATE:
My penis remains flacid and unused
Crystalline Dream 06-05-2003, 07:22 PM flagrant virginity
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:22 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
a well known one at that
He just said "well known" you cum guzzling **** goblin
Crystalline Dream 06-05-2003, 07:23 PM you missed the fact that I was reiterating what he said, stupid ****er
Tanner Rhoden 06-05-2003, 07:23 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
He just said "well known" you cum guzzling **** goblin
UPDATE:
Luke is now stealing my lines.
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:24 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
you missed the fact that I was reiterating what he said, stupid ****er
I love you, please move in with me:lovers:
Bluecifer 06-05-2003, 07:25 PM Ahhh sex....it's been almost 3 weeks for me. *sigh* I'm gonna have to fix that.
Crystalline Dream 06-05-2003, 07:26 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
I love you, please move in with me:lovers:
Update: I dont find dates online
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:26 PM Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
UPDATE:
Luke is now stealing my lines.
You talk gooder
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:27 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Update: I dont find dates online
UPDATE:
Then you haven't lived
Crystalline Dream 06-05-2003, 07:27 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
UPDATE:
Then you haven't lived
whoa! Careful with those powerful comebacks buddy, you might hurt someone's feelings with one of those
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:29 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
whoa! Careful with those powerful comebacks buddy, you might hurt someone's feelings with one of those
All the grown ups are beating me up. I'm going to cry. :sperm:
Tanner Rhoden 06-05-2003, 07:29 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
whoa! Careful with those powerful comebacks buddy, you might hurt someone's feelings with one of those
I don't think he was making a comeback. He was just trying to show you how pathetic some of our lives are.
Crystalline Dream 06-05-2003, 07:30 PM Oh. Apologies across the board then
Bluecifer 06-05-2003, 07:30 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
All the grown ups are beating me up. I'm going to cry. :sperm:
There there luke, it'll be alright, here...suck on this....
Crystalline Dream 06-05-2003, 07:32 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
All the grown ups are beating me up. I'm going to cry. :sperm:
Wait wait wait. How old are you?
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:32 PM That's gross.
TuffGuy 06-05-2003, 07:33 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Wait wait wait. How old are you?
Put it this way, he isnt allowed to go into the male or female rottie section.
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:33 PM Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Wait wait wait. How old are you?
9.
Bluecifer 06-05-2003, 07:34 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
That's gross.
No no no! It's ok, there's a creamy filling inside. Here's some candy too....
LukeDothSucketh 06-05-2003, 07:37 PM No thanks, I'd rather lick the bottom of my shoe.
LukeDothSucketh 06-08-2003, 12:27 AM UPDATE: Was hanging out with girl from last weekend at fair tonight, I'm pretty sure I'm in her good books and just got to use my playa smoov moves on her.
*EDIT*
I think I'm going to hit on her mom to make her jealous, worst that cna happen is a sexy threesome
Squezze 06-08-2003, 07:18 PM I had sex last night. Sucks to be you, Lukey.
Curly Howard 06-08-2003, 07:20 PM I'm having sex right now
ruffneck119 06-08-2003, 07:26 PM Ruffneck119's log:
Every hot chick he meets even if it means doin your mom.
Curly Howard 06-08-2003, 07:28 PM Ruffneck119's log:
as long as I don't piss on myself
ruffneck119 06-08-2003, 08:08 PM Ruffneck pissing himself = had a good time
Lei Tong 06-08-2003, 08:18 PM Luke, take solice in the fact that no matter what happens, I will always be a virgin for two years longer than you.
LukeDothSucketh 06-08-2003, 09:44 PM Originally posted by Squezze
I had sex last night. Sucks to be you, Lukey.
Eat me. :fu:
LukeDothSucketh 06-08-2003, 09:45 PM Originally posted by Lei Tong
Luke, take solice in the fact that no matter what happens, I will always be a virgin for two years longer than you.
Will do.
LukeDothSucketh 06-08-2003, 09:45 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
I'm having sex right now
Oh yea? Well... takes one to know one. YEA.
Luke will get some ***** soon. I have faith
LukeDothSucketh 06-08-2003, 09:47 PM UPDATE:
Next girl on my hit list is another hot broad from work. I'd like to play leapfrog with her tadpole. Wait, maybe that's supposed to be the other way around.
The next chick i am banging is in my av.
LukeDothSucketh 06-08-2003, 09:51 PM Originally posted by Tom
Go luke.
:fart:
Oops/
LukeDothSucketh 06-08-2003, 09:51 PM Originally posted by Tom
The next chick i am banging is in my av.
That reminds me, please change your av for god's sakes. I don;t feel like tasting my dinner again. It was good, but not that good.
I am going out with this columbian chick Wednesday. She's pretty hot.
LukeDothSucketh 06-08-2003, 09:53 PM Originally posted by Tom
I am going out with this columbian chick Wednesday. She's pretty hot.
BALLS DEEP!
Luke, why do you always have a problem with my av? Did you like my last av at least?
LukeDothSucketh 06-08-2003, 09:54 PM Originally posted by Tom
Luke, why do you always have a problem with my av? Did you like my last av at least?
Hahaha, I do not know. I'm just kidding your av is fine.
Tha Playa 06-09-2003, 12:47 AM Luke, I'm going to join in on this ***** log, I'm on a mission to get some too this week. I'll keep ya posted.
ruffneck119 06-09-2003, 01:14 AM Originally posted by Tom
The next chick i am banging is in my av.
Me too!!!
<~~~~ :)
LukeDothSucketh 06-09-2003, 08:59 PM UPDATE:
Looks like party this friday with a possibility of both brauds I'm interested in being there. Hopefully good times in store. If not both I think one is for sure.
LukeDothSucketh 06-11-2003, 08:28 PM TTT, can't lose this thread...
VulgarTheClown 06-11-2003, 08:36 PM TTT for luke punchin his V card
LukeDothSucketh 06-11-2003, 09:18 PM Work girl ****ing bailed out on me... I'm giving her one chance for a maybe next weekend then she's out of the books...
The girl from the last couple of weekends is there for sure though, she's awesome
LukeDothSucketh 06-15-2003, 12:51 AM BAHH! Girl I was expecting was grouned for last night AND tonight. Last night I only got there just before twelve and everyone packed up by 1... tonight I got off work early cause my manager was tryign to help me out and hook up wiht this girl again but she was still grounded from last night... LOL
BUT.
I found a permananet marker and ****ing drew the "Ballz Deep" logo I made up the other day in class (it consists of an ass with two balls digging into it...) on some chicks rack, and hit on some other slut. Friday-Monay of next week my friends parents are at a cottage and we're al ****in given'r at his place with plenty of people, sluts galore. I'm thinking both ot the chicks I originally had in mind are out of the picture ebacsue I SUCK k.
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