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Crystalline Dream
06-05-2003, 05:16 PM
I have everyone on here beat by a ****ing three months. I’m tired of buying batteries and I think it’s time I go have casual sex somewhere. Who here thinks casual sex is wrong?

Prince
06-05-2003, 05:16 PM
loll...3 months..i wish i could say the same.

and casual sex isnt wrong

Crystalline Dream
06-05-2003, 05:18 PM
I have never had true casual sex, but at this point trying it doesn’t seem too bad.

Crystalline Dream
06-05-2003, 05:18 PM
just thought I would share

ha ha ha

Prince
06-05-2003, 05:19 PM
multiply 3 months by 5 and thats the situation i'm in. i'm pathetic.

GhosT^x0
06-05-2003, 05:20 PM
Casual sex is great, as long as it's casual, and as long as it's sex.

Crystalline Dream
06-05-2003, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Casual sex is great, as long as it's casual, and as long as it's sex.

as opposed to casual hand-holding?

The Ensanity
06-05-2003, 05:21 PM
Casual Sex is cool...thats all i want. Just make sure the guy doesnt want to be more than friends in the beginning. Tell him you want his dick and noting more.

AgonYx0
06-05-2003, 05:22 PM
dave who are you hitting in your av?????????

GhosT^x0
06-05-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by AgonY^x0
dave who are you hitting in your av?????????

Just another victim.

Nuno
06-05-2003, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I have never had true casual sex, but at this point trying it doesn’t seem too bad.

Casual sex is great because it's two people with one desire. It's makes it so much better. Afterwards there are no commitments. Go for it.

Bluecifer
06-05-2003, 05:35 PM
Stranger sex is fun and exciting. If it were up to me I'd never have anything BUT casual sex.

The Mouse
06-05-2003, 05:41 PM
It would be my pleasure to have casual sex with any lady of Global, and take care of her natural needs the best way I know how. PM me your name, adress, and turn-ons.. and I will get back to you mommentarily. Thankyou.

The Ensanity
06-05-2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
It would be my pleasure to have casual sex with any lady of Global, and take care of her natural needs the best way I know how. PM me your name, adress, and turn-ons.. and I will get back to you mommentarily. Thankyou. *Ensanity singing*

Return of the Mack
Return of the Mack

Curly Howard
06-05-2003, 05:45 PM
I see this thread going 7-9 pages

The Mouse
06-05-2003, 05:45 PM
Y Control.. blast it, live it, rip it apart.

You are the church, and I am the steeple. When we **** we're all Gods people.

GhosT^x0
06-05-2003, 05:48 PM
When I said we, you know I meant me.

The Mouse
06-05-2003, 05:49 PM
Ghost.. you just gave me a rock-hard wood. Most of these orgasmic posters wouldn't know.. i was in doubt.. then, once again, you stick it my ass and show me that I am not alone in my love for Manson.:lovers:

Crystalline Dream
06-05-2003, 05:50 PM
carry on

The Mouse
06-05-2003, 05:52 PM
Crytal Line.. you down to absorb the aura known as The Mouse into every nerve ending of your pleasure-seeking soul? I will swim inside of you, exploring every dark and untouched sensation that once slept in silence... let's make love.

Crystalline Dream
06-05-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
Crytal Line.. you down to absorb the aura known as The Mouse into every nerve ending of your pleasure-seeking soul? I will swim inside of you, exploring every dark and untouched sensation that once slept in silence... let's make love.

Really?
I thought you were making googly eyes at ghost over there

The Mouse
06-05-2003, 05:57 PM
He turned me on, but only you.. a female, can truly please me. hehehe. I'm gunna go to the gym now. blah.

LukeDothSucketh
06-05-2003, 05:58 PM
VIRGIN, PWNED, ENOUGH SAID.

Tha Playa
06-05-2003, 06:08 PM
Where do you live? I love casual sex.

Crystalline Dream
06-05-2003, 06:12 PM
nowhere near North Carolina

LukeDothSucketh
06-05-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
nowhere near North Carolina

TAKE IT OFF! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

norcalpimp
06-05-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I have everyone on here beat by a ****ing three months. I’m tired of buying batteries and I think it’s time I go have casual sex somewhere. Who here thinks casual sex is wrong?

There's nothing wrong with 'recreational sex'. Go forth and bag some dude and kick him to the curb in the morning...:devil

Bluecifer
06-05-2003, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by norcalpimp
There's nothing wrong with 'recreational sex'. Go forth and bag some dude and kick him to the curb in the morning...:devil

*tears of joy rolling down blues cheeks* Girls like you 2 give me a reason to go on living....

Tanner Rhoden
06-05-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I have everyone on here beat by a ****ing three months. I’m tired of buying batteries and I think it’s time I go have casual sex somewhere. Who here thinks casual sex is wrong?

**** it

LukeDothSucketh
06-05-2003, 06:44 PM
Word Puzzle:

Sog Dex

norcalpimp
06-05-2003, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
*tears of joy rolling down blues cheeks* Girls like you 2 give me a reason to go on living....

I'd give ya a good boot out of bed ANYTIME.:cool:

Crystalline Dream
06-05-2003, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
**** it
**** what

norcalpimp
06-05-2003, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
**** what

What Tanner needs a a solid session of two gals teaming up on tappin' his ASS!!!:crazy2:

LukeDothSucketh
06-05-2003, 06:49 PM
The answer was dog sex, you all lose

Bluecifer
06-05-2003, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by norcalpimp
I'd give ya a good boot out of bed ANYTIME.:cool: :lovers:

I LOVE BEING USED AND MISTREATED!!!

Bluecifer
06-05-2003, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by norcalpimp
What Tanner needs a a solid session of two gals teaming up on tappin' his ASS!!!:crazy2:

Tanner, I salute you....

Tanner Rhoden
06-05-2003, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by norcalpimp
What Tanner needs a a solid session of two gals teaming up on tappin' his ASS!!!:crazy2:

Yes, that will do. I'm a simple person.

norcalpimp
06-05-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Yes, that will do. I'm a simple person.

You look like a big hunk of a man, surely theres a large dick attached to that frame as well!! Hee hee hee...

Blue, you should move in with Tanner and go out and cruise FLA.

Tanner Rhoden
06-05-2003, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by norcalpimp
You look like a big hunk of a man, surely theres a large dick attached to that frame as well!! Hee hee hee...

Blue, you should move in with Tanner and go out and cruise FLA.

No comment

norcalpimp
06-05-2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
No comment

Now thats gotta be a first!!:lol3:

LukeDothSucketh
06-05-2003, 06:58 PM
I have no opinion.

TuffGuy
06-05-2003, 07:01 PM
Crystalline Dream, where are you from and what is your screen name?

Bluecifer
06-05-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by norcalpimp
You look like a big hunk of a man, surely theres a large dick attached to that frame as well!! Hee hee hee...

Blue, you should move in with Tanner and go out and cruise FLA.

I like it here. But we will be cruising Las Gaviotas in November.

Crystalline Dream
06-05-2003, 07:02 PM
Crystall1nedream

I am from Idaho, but I travel very often because of my work

LukeDothSucketh
06-05-2003, 07:02 PM
I live in Canada. Its nice.

seldomTap
06-05-2003, 08:56 PM
Hi, my name is CrystallineDream and I ....

http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/negative/attentionwhore.jpg


Seriously, you must be new to this message board thing...either that or the thought of hundreds of cyber ****s getting mashed into mincemeat does something for you...

Best of luck with the sex finding.

AgonYx0
06-05-2003, 09:07 PM
thats not very nice... hahahhahahaha

seldomTap
06-05-2003, 09:48 PM
It had to be said though.

If a female posts on a male dominated board that she really needs sex, what other desrciption fits better than 'Attention Whore'??

I like the girl, but net **** teasing is just evil!

HockeyFighter
06-05-2003, 10:17 PM
Been almost 3 days for me and I hate it

Curly Howard
06-05-2003, 10:17 PM
Hi

Prince
06-05-2003, 10:18 PM
hockeyfighter rules.

Curly Howard
06-05-2003, 10:19 PM
yes......yes he does

HockeyFighter
06-05-2003, 10:23 PM
I know

Curly Howard
06-05-2003, 10:24 PM
no you don't

HockeyFighter
06-05-2003, 10:24 PM
Anyone know where I can find some Tamagotchi besides ebay?

Curly Howard
06-05-2003, 10:25 PM
Tama Who?????

HockeyFighter
06-05-2003, 10:30 PM
I take that as a no

Curly Howard
06-05-2003, 10:31 PM
agreed

seldomTap
06-05-2003, 11:38 PM
Jesus, good to see you briefly here Hockeyfighter. Hope the summer is going good.

Curly Howard
06-05-2003, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Hi, my name is CrystallineDream and I ....

http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/negative/attentionwhore.jpg


Seriously, you must be new to this message board thing...either that or the thought of hundreds of cyber ****s getting mashed into mincemeat does something for you...

Best of luck with the sex finding.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

astroboy
06-06-2003, 01:00 AM
you think your hard up, i havnt had sex in ages.... longer then you crystaline... longer then anyone on here probably.... not that thats a bad thing... just ive learned to control my animal lust rages.

ITS NEAR impossble to do but hey i dont have much choice

VulgarTheClown
06-06-2003, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
I have everyone on here beat by a ****ing three months. I’m tired of buying batteries and I think it’s time I go have casual sex somewhere. Who here thinks casual sex is wrong?

you said you got everyone beat by 3 months?

how long you goin on?

I think i might have you beat.



I personally do not believe in casual sex, though i understand the urge.

realkaps
06-06-2003, 01:22 AM
Luke hasnt had sex in 17 years, he wins. You might want to look into prostitution Crystal, that way you can fulfill your needs and make some money at the same time......

Lei Tong
06-06-2003, 11:25 AM
19 years, here.