lets start off with one of Bzob's beauties:

bacon of the north
we know you are only ham
get off your high horse

I was waiting for this thread to start

if the hatered thread
was erased by the maker
my post count would suck

Bzob's shiny head
I'd wax it for one dollar
possibly for free

bacon sucks
vanilla coke rules
i'm right everyone else is wrong

my doggy gone soon
in heaven where he belongs
a place I wont see

you're forehead is 5
you breasts are like small pancakes
you touch you lizard

Cesaro's hoodie
He wears it daily, and yet
never washed it once

Originally posted by Cesaro
bacon sucks
vanilla coke rules
i'm right everyone else is wrong

I think you used too many ****ing syllables! That's no Haiku!!!

allison is right
i love my hoodie
blue is probably also correct because i think 17 syllables is the limit, or something.

Originally posted by Cesaro
bacon sucks
vanilla coke rules
i'm right everyone else is wrong

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cecaro please bath
you ass cant smell like flowers
dont scare the ladies

i bathed last night
i smell like nair
roll on applicator rules

Originally posted by Blue Dawg


bacon of the north
we know you are only ham
get off your high horse

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA11111111!!!!!!! I don't know why, but this one makes me LMAO everytime I see it!! Bacon of the North!!1111HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR JUST ****ING HAM!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Hahahahahahahahah!!!!! !

blue is correct with his mass variations of laughter in his previous post. that haiku is somewhat hilarious.

mijn hoofd weegt 10 kilo
mijn hoofd weegt 22 pond
my head weighs 22 pounds

Blue was the funniest
he is on a lump now
laughs at his own jokes

I hear the anger
Voices come to me to die
Their screams shatter me

My flesh crawls like bugs
I feel the weight of hatred
It burdens my soul

Bears eat bee's honey
The Bee's will always rebuild
The fight continues

I woke up at 3
The day is already gone
I waste my own Life

Blue got paid today
Strippers and Beer here I come
**** you Beelzubub

His fists shake with rage
The coupon has expired
Time to end it all

Originally posted by ruffneck119
**** her in the butt
****ing hit her with a truck
Show that slut whats up

A haiku by ruff on IL many moons ago.
One of teh greatest awe inspiring things i have
ever read. It shook my faith in the human soul and
still managed to gie me a boner

Tits and ass rule all
I like to watch them jiggle
Touch my **** and balls

Roses are .........no wait....there once was a girl from.....that's not it....a nakked blonde walks in to a bar............This is too hard

Tomorrow I go
I go to a local fair
I like their french fries

Originally posted by Allison
Cesaro's hoodie
He wears it daily, and yet
never washed it once

but in my defense..i do wash my hoodie, just not often.

My girlfriend is ****.
I hope she chokes on fish bones
Die, die. Die ***** Die

Tank will win tonight
Kimo will be left bleeding
Tank will take the mic

I was unaware of rules
many forgivenesses asked, I sorry
unaware of prohibits

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you're my cousin......

Lidell gets his chance
Corture will not run and hide
Lidell will be champ

Ejaculation
a puddle covers your face
the world is spinning.....

what...King Of THe Cage
i ordered it in april
i still dont have it

Do not order from
Sherdog dot com anymore
Waiting forever....

punch jeff in the throat
I want my DVD *****
he makes me see red

Neck punch is the best
Fallow it with a headbutt
No more Jeff sherwood.....

Kaps go to japan
go watch kick ass fights in pride
then punch sherwoods neck

I cant afford that
I am broke and jobless man,
If I could I would......

i wish death on you
i thought you were my friend ..dick
now do my bidding

haiku sucks
I really don't understand
this **** don't rhyme

Haiku is easy
five seven five is the rule
I ****ing hate math....

A girl i once knew
put sociables in her crack
her dog would lick them

i want to go to japan and/or brazil
i have to make more money first
randy will win tonight

Originally posted by Bzob
i wish death on you
i thought you were my friend ..dick
now do my bidding

If you pay my way
I will beat Jeff Sherwood down
if not, suck it *****....

Cesaro is nuts
Liddell will win by KO
Randy is too old.....

cesaro is sane
randy will be victor
bees suck

That was not Haiku
five seven five cesaro
try again biatch....

i dont know what you're talking about
my haikus are all legit
there is no need to try again

curly wears space pants
his ass is out of this world
I have a boner

Bob has caught the gay
stop looking at curlys ass
although it is nice.....

kaps and bzob are really disturbingly good at this.

allison is right
for the first time in a while
now say something mean

i dont understand the rules
so i just make 3 lines
and say what i want

Thank you Allison
Boredom inspires haiku
nice iguana yo......

I dont understand
why he's not getting women
the guy is funny

i'm not sure if allison is talking about me or kaps
but thanks for the compliment if me
i'm pretty sure women hate the hoodie

Originally posted by Cesaro
i dont understand the rules
so i just make 3 lines
and say what i want

I explain on aim
Cesaro will try haiku
Think he can do it?

i will master this
concept of making haikus
this is difficult

i meant cesaro
he should be getting much ass
like Harry potter

harry potter rules much
i wish i got laid like him
my hoodie is dirty

Cesaro did it
It will just get easyer
I need a hair cut....

i need one as well
my hair is really shaggy
nair is the greatest

I shaved my balls
It itches really bad man
How do I stop it?

i'm not sure. i've never suffered from an itch but is it the second-fourth day stubble? i always get an ingrown hair or a bunch of ****ing red bumps that i want to fight. try vaseline, i've heard it works well.

but from my understanding you shouldnt rub it in, just put it on.

I was joking dude
making another Haiku
it stopped itching....

i am here to help
hair removal is my life
this is hard to do

Why hair removal?
Its a garden, let it grow.
are you a swimmer?

i never sw-im
i just do not like hair much
hair sucks very much

I am getting bored
maybe its from lack of sleep.
I need alcohol....

i awoke at 10
i really need a life now
boredom is common

So you need a life?
I have been writing Haiku's
for twenty minutes dude.....

I shaved my nut sack
then walked around Chicago
my thighs were chafed red

we are in same boat
this may become new hobby
chute boxe hoody like

bzob you should have used baby powder
it is a very nice thing to have
haikus are too hard to do

You gave up to fast
I thought you where getting it
I guess I was wrong.....

sometimes i pee red
my liver is ****ed to hell
Vodka is my friend

Vodka tastes like crap
Real men drink whiskey Robert
Drink Yukon Jack now.....

I like the bourben
con not afford the good stuff
I will drink Vodka

I guess it is over.
No Haiku's for ten minutes
Fat stalker chicks suck.....

kaps speaks the truth
i have one and it is annoying
she is ugly

Brandy is good to drink
It is pretty cheap to buy
12 bucks a bottle.....

I am hung over
Last nights fun got expensive
Strippers and Grey Goose

i am cleaning my room
cuz my grama is cummin
i hate cleaning

UFC is on tonight
No place to watch it
I had sex on the beach last night

i would enjoy sex on the beach
unforunately im 39 hours from it and no one to have it with
look for sports bars

Titties Jiggling
Ass and Cooter in my face
Many dollars did I tip

(5 syllables, than 7 syllables than 5 is what defines a Haiku)

Yay! Tannere Got Laid!
Did you get Sand in your Ass?
I hope you did not.

Cesaro knows that
He is just to lazy to think
I dont blame him though......

I will watch UFC,
No one wants to watch it here
Parking sucks downtown

I hate this thread Dawg.
I cant stop writing haiku's
Thanks alot *******....

Kaps is the post pimp
His post count is quite erect
My **** belt cometh

I am still tired
I am gonna take a nap
masturbate perhaps....

Kaps will rub one out
His stomach will be crusty
Kaps should clean that up

My dog cleans it up
It tickles when she licks me
animals are fun.....

Beastiality
Kaps lets his dogs eat his load
That **** is not right

blood on your face
big discrace
kickin your ass all over the place

http://www.celebrity-gallery.com/content/pictures/AtsukoSakuraba/atsuko15.jpg

They do not eat it
I use them to whip it off
kinda like a rag....

Haikus are easy
Any dumb**** can write one
That explains this thread

EDITED- Changed my mine again. You guys are dubm****s.

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Hey Ensanity
your pics are not working man
Red x's suck ass....

Thy red ex is there
no picture for us to see
you lose,tryagain

hiku's own
i learned them from fightclub
brad pitt is my fav actor

i wish i was black
ensanity would like me
we would say *****

That is not haiku
five seven five you retard
The birdman sucks dick....

Originally posted by The Ensanity
http://www.celebscity.net/asiancity/asians/AtsukoSakuraba/12.jpg http://www.geocities.com/glyptodont_99/AtsukoSakuraba3.jpg

Kaps dogs are cum rags
Kaps will burn in hell for that
Do not pet his dogs

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
hiku's own
i learned them from fightclub
brad pitt is my fav actor

You stupid Jack Ass
Five syllables than seven
then end it with five

That is what they get
They shouldnt sleep in my bed
do not pet my dogs.....

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Kaps dogs are cum rags
Kaps will burn in hell for that
Do not pet his dogs

Bwa ha ha ha ha
that **** is the best blue dawg
kaps dogs are cum rags

Nothing on TV
Will spend day writing haiku's
and cumming on dogs.....

Tanner shows his ****
yet nobody wants to see
tanner lied for drugs

http://www.geocities.com/glyptodont_99/AtsukoSakuraba3.jpg

oh wofty oder
my small brown eye you come from
my butt is itchy

Hey Ensanity
That ****ing picture dont work
Give up already......

Gman you retard
My fist shall amke you sleepy
my dogs will hump you

you GET man
i CUT you
your just a *****

see that a hiku and a statment beat that

Prescriptions online
That is where I get my drugs
Muscle relaxers are fun

if you want penis pills
message me on murilorua
i will sell you lots

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
you GET man
i CUT you
your just a *****

see that a hiku and a statment beat that


That is no Haiku
You still don't get the format
I will explain it to you

Can I get them free?
How do I know they will work?
Answer me biotch...

Originally posted by Cesaro
if you want penis pills
message me on murilorua
i will sell you lots

Do penis pills work?
I would like a ten inch dong
That would ****ing rule

no they are not for free
i have to make money
i dont know if they work but i tell people they do

I dont want them then
my penis is big enough
plus I am broke dude......

when i bust a *****
take the trash out you ****er
put the body here

Hi Ensanity
Keep trying to hijack bro
Mod power rules all....

-kaps

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
when i bust a *****
take the trash out you ****er
put the body here

YAY! Vulgar gets it!
Let us all celebrate!
We love you Vulgar!

That is a hot pic
But Ensanity will fail
No hijacking here

He gets most of it
but his haikus' dont make sense
atleast he gets it......

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Hi Ensanity
Keep trying to hijack bro
Mod power rules all....

-kaps No prob...


Edited again
abusing power is fun
keep up the good work.....

Tonight will kick ass!
Good weed, good fights, I cant' wait!
I am excited!

YAY! Gman is here!
I bet he can't write haikus
Because he is dyslexic!

Man, I could not nap
I tried to sleep but could not
Its too ****ing hot.....

I hear knocking yo'
you hear that Strange Knocking
maybe i farted

http://hs-www.he.cninfo.net/mxcf/xzjpd/mx/atsuko/pls1ats1.jpg

holy **** she's hot
my erection is mighty
her tits are awesome

Good Haiku, nice pic.
That post goes unedited
Good work ensane one......

i ate sloppy joe
it is over 3 weeks old
I dont want the ****s

The Hairy Taco
My favorite place to eat
Word *****, Im hungry.....

Originally posted by kaps
The Hairy Taco
My favorite place to eat
Word *****, Im hungry.....

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

fiddle the raisen
is what I was told to do
cant find the G-Spot

I love tittybars
Titties are my big weakness
Be back in two hours

I like bald cooter
it taste like a sweet strawbeery
I need a hooker







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ensanity has
yellow fever it is true
i feel a wet spot

Lots of people on
but not alot of haiku's
Could this thread be dead?

it will never die
I will never allow this
haiku will live

Bzob eats dog poo
I tell him every day
Bzob don't eat poo

Hi
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pusssyn nnntittiewidq
yesllllllressza

Vitor is the man
Tanner doubted The Phenom
Marvin got beat down.....

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Hi
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pusssyn nnntittiewidq
yesllllllressza
Jesus Christ man

Hey LukeDothSucketh,
Will you ever get laid man?
Have you tried hookers?

Tank through no punches
he floundered on the canvas
Kimo tapped the Tank

Igor Vov is Ripped
His Keg is now a six pack
I still have a Keg

http://www.vechtsporten.nl/vechtsportnu/images/artikelen/weging-arena036.jpg

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lzindsay you fail
the format is 5 7 5
get with the program

My picks were all wrong
I can't believe Randy won
Shame and Name Changed

VTC Jr.?

i cant think of a name for blue dawg
this haiku has 393939 syllables
randy was the victor, tank lost too haha

Originally posted by The Ensanity
VTC Jr.?

You are very cruel
I hang my head in much shame
Is not that enough?

vulger is my friend
he lives too damn far away
please move to detroit

Ensaity is just mad
cuz i sent him gay ****
get over it *****

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Ensaity is just mad
cuz i sent him gay ****
get over it ***** 5-7-5, you asshat.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
5-7-5, you asshat.


i'm not counting sylables for you *****!

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i'm not counting sylables for you *****! Then get the **** off the Haiku thread, ASSHAT

Old Vitor is Back
Eastman got KTFO
Couture Belfort Two

couture will win that
tito ortiz beats them all
they cannot beat him

All my picks were wrong
I will move to a convent
I will be a nun

Blues name will differ
his fight picks were the wors eva
welcome, shotoqueen

Blue is very sad
Holding my head down in shame
OH, BETTERS REMORSE!!!!

I must now pay the price
I am now Rigid's Black Friend
I guess I am P3wnd11.....

My name is whoremaster
I pretend Im cool
Im living a lie

Drank too much Brandy
I feel like ****, headache too
I start work at 4....

No Vodka for bob
I will be like Igor soon
i have seen the light

Coffee is good stuff
Wakes me up and makes me ****
Coffee, I love you

ode to my ball sack
thy nut sack runnith over
i need to release

Bzobs Hailkus Are Good
An Idiot Savante
Very Surprising

I Will Never DIE!
Long Live The Great Haiku Thread!
Bow Down Before Me!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Bzobs Hailkus Are Good
An Idiot Savante
Very Surprising

I have my moments
An Idiot Savante is
1 less that 7

[/b]Oooooops!

I hate all you ****s
I am here and all alone
I hope you all die

I just ****ing Puked
I feel like a pile of ****
I need to go home

my hoodie rules all
i am having it washed
sakuraba a

I need more money
I hate when I am am denied
Give me your money

i need money also
having money is nice but i don't have much either
maybe in a week or so

People make me mad
I will hunt and kill them all
They will drown in blood

Soup is delicious
Soup made from my enemies
Is even better

Ivy the stripper
Nude girls tattooed on her back
I want her cooter.

TTT this thread
Because it is ****ing great
More Haikus for you......

I once had a life
Now I have nothing at all
Death please come quickly

happiness in life
comes to those who seek it diligently
so strive for the best

T.V. sucks these days
Nothing ever on at all
Need something to watch

It is saturday
Nobody is here today
I am all alone

Reading my Haiku
I'm not the same man I was
Pot and strippers.....Gone....

I am all alone
Every single day of life
Today is the same

Hockey is in pain
I know his pain all too well
Growing up sucks ass

Like a volcano I'll erupt
We got determination - bass and highs
White Castle fries only come in one size
What you see is what you get
And you ain't seen - nothing yet

I'd say my heart hurts
But I no longer have one
I gave it away

I shoot an arrow into the air
Where it lands I do not care
I get my arrows wholesale

I once had a girl
She was very cool and stuff
I still love her now

Today I am hurt
She slept with someone else now
He was not that good

i killed a *****
he bled all over the floor
i cleaned with a mop

Slut slut slut slut slut
Slutty slutty sut slut slut
Slut slut slut slut slut

I love my new job
My hot coffee tastes funny
now my tummy hurts

TTT

Mr. Beelzebub
You did not write a Haiku
What is wrong with you?

Sakuraba is the man
he will sub donkey kong
long live 39

five seven five
its not that ****in hard
try again mr. bub

I miss this great thread
It is time to bring it back
Work today sucks ass

i forgot this thread
that fact shames me forever
someone kick my ass

You are a bad girl
How could you forget this thread?
You need a spanking

youre right. i need one.
its not for you to give, though
keep spanking yourself.

I never said me
That would be a dirty job
I will spank myself

Where is the comeback?
I thought I would get owned
Allison has gone away

Guess what you ****ers
I am going to U.F.C.
Viva Las Vegas......

You lucky bastard!
I am so ****ing jealous!
That will be awesome!

Hi Hockeyfighter
Please stroke my long, hard, MAAAAD ****
Your Forehead awaits...

Drank some crown royal
woke up and I was still drunk
Dehidration sucks....

my ass is itchy
my underware are skidded
pad thai extra hot

on top of your head
my mad mushroom does pummel
you're knocked the **** out

Originally posted by Bzob
on top of your head
my mad mushroom does pummel
you're knocked the **** out

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

dead white man

hahahaha!!

The new kid is funny.

inside vulgers ass
i bust the bird mans o ring
then slap the sanchez



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