Purity didn't really get into a traffic accident or anything, right? He hasn't been here in a couple of days. I hope my wishing him into one didn't make it happen or anything

He started a new job and he's in a classroom all day for a week or so.

Originally posted by Allison
He started a new job and he's in a classroom all day for a week or so.

Who the **** asked you?

I think he crashed into hit four cars and a motorcycle and was crushed by the vechicle wheels...all 18 0f them

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Who the **** asked you?

jesus christ, be nice

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
jesus christ, be nice

Look, I farted on you -> :fart:

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I think he crashed into hit four cars and a motorcycle and was crushed by the vechicle wheels...all 18 0f them

damn it

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
jesus christ, be nice I heard Jesus is hella nice

I got socked in the jaw again last night

I got put against Wonder –Amazon-Woman last night. This chick has to outweigh me by at least fifty pounds, and it scares me. What scares me more is that my teacher (I refuse to call this guy sensei) likes to put me up against her every time I step through the door.

I have a big black bruise on my cheek.

HAHAHAHHAHA
CD got socked out
Chin check hommie

Originally posted by The Ensanity
HAHAHAHHAHA
CD got socked out
Chin check hommie

...and it sucked

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
...and it sucked I can imagine...hey! just sock that broad in the cooter when she aint looking

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
...and it sucked

yea well YOU SUCK

I'm not even going to answer that



I also got a call from the vet again last night saying that I need to put this dog outta it’s misery. I think I’m gonna let them do it tomorrow. Poor doggy

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Who the **** asked you?

I'm sure it was an open question, homo.

Yeah! Sock her in the cooter! That'll learn 'er!!!!

i want to sock someone in the cooter.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i want to sock someone in the cooter.

I think you've been playing around with your pets enough for one day sicko.

i'm not smart enough to comprehend that so it will be disregarded.

Who looks away in the ring long enough to sock them in the cooch/****&balls?

i was rolling with my friend last night and puked on him.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i was rolling with my friend last night and puked on him.

You're the most disgusting person alive.

it wasn't intentional, if that helps save my image any.

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Who looks away in the ring long enough to sock them in the cooch/****&balls?

Just bring a hanful of dirt into the dojo with you and throw it in her eyes, then BAM to the cooter and do your victory dance!!!

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Who looks away in the ring long enough to sock them in the cooch/****&balls? Who said you got to be in the ring...when she walks to her car is a great time

Originally posted by Cesaro
i was rolling with my friend last night and puked on him.

LMAO!!!! Remind me not to roll with you!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I bet HE was surprised! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!11 111111

Next time you;re getting armbarred, pee yourself.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Next time you;re getting armbarred, pee yourself.

Next time you are on the floor, suck some **** :devil

i drank 2 vanilla cokes and ate a bowl of spaghettios. he came over like 25 minutes later and said lets roll.

i'm 215lbs, no technique.
he's 190lbs and bench presses like 365 and is strong as **** overall.

so everytime we roll its like 30+ minutes

i was in his guard and started feeling sick as **** but was like
"who cares, i can hold it"..apparently i couldn't. all over his shirt.

SPAGHETTIOS!!!!????? THAT"S ****IN' SICK AND HILARIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAXH

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Next time you are on the floor, suck some **** :devil

Happy, shut yer trap.

it sucked, not all of it got on him. most of it went in the floor.

he stole one of my other friends shirt and we all left before his grandparents came home. we left the puke in the floor.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMAO@finding spaghettio puke on the ground!!!!1111111 That must've smelled nice!!!1111111HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH !!!!11111######*****

no more puke in my thread

no puking zone

sorry, crystalline dream.

i never have anything relevant to thread topics to say but i like to post.

Cesaro Rulz, sir. That's all

Hola, BTW

You left puke on their floor? Not onyl are you a sick ****, but you;re an *******.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Cesaro Rulz, sir. That's all

Hola, BTW

hello mr. beelzebub.

you sir, rule as well.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
You left puke on their floor? Not onyl are you a sick ****, but you;re an *******.

you might be right, but i'm sure they will be fine.

They'll be better than fine!!! They can have your spaghettios!!! It's still good, now it has ahint of Vanilla Coke though!

vanilla coke? you really are a woman.

vanilla coke is a tasty beverage.

yay for Vanilla Come

I would have changed that, but it was honestly a typo and way too funny to erase

Anything with the word Vanilla is ****ing ghey:

Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Coke

Point proven, gracias.

I dont know how seman taste, but im pretty sure its just like Vanilla Coke...Gross soda

if crystalline dream is trying to say vanilla coKe is good, then she would be correct.

anything stating otherwise will be dismissed because they would be wrong.

I watched Jay and Silent Bob and Ready to Rumble last night, funny ****

Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back is one of my alltime fav movies

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back is one of my alltime fav movies

Me too!!!!

There were some funny ass parts in that movie, I loved the end when they were going down the list of people off the forum and kicking their asses, that one kid was like 12.
Hahahahhahaha
Ready to Rumble was funny to me because I like the arquette guy

I sent many, many of you people PM’s. Go look

made you look

Ass.

i don't like ready to rumble, but the jay and silent bob movie is funny.

It was kind of humorous though because my friend bought these movies home and when she put in “Ready to Rumble” she says; “You’re into that martial arts stuff, you’ll like this movie” After watching it she was lucky I didn’t beat her ass out of principle for even correlating that movie with MMA.

I just got this paperwork from your Government, the US, entitled: “economy in the americans”

this is my catch-all thread today

Catch this

Great throw, *****

Suck a cheetah's dick

Originally posted by Crystalline Dream
Great throw, *****


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! P3wn3d11111!!! HAHAHAHA Luke throws like a girl!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH

probably be bigger than yours, ah-yuh?

I'm getting raped on all fronts tonight. Time to resort to incoherent blabbering...

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
I'm getting raped on all fronts tonight. Time to resort to incoherent blabbering...

I was gonna say that too! Damn! Crystal just used her strap on to **** luke in the ass with! She hit you with the double ownage bro!

THSI IS YOUR MOMM STUPID $%&$^&%^*

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Suck a cheetah's dick

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/deangrace.jpg

:LOOIK OUT IT B ITBE YOUR HEAD OFF!@@!#$

http://umed.med.utah.edu/phlasher/graphics/canadian.gif

HE HASD LEADFA A!

PURITY :)

is gay

hi crystalline. i just got home and have been writing in that thread i started. how you been?

Never better. I was in a ****ty mood yesterday, and I decided that I haven’t been laid in way too long and am still debating whether or not casual sex is bad, but if I decide it’s not, then it’s on this weekend.

just make sure you don't do it with some dip**** and keep it protected. BAHH!!! **** the advice session.
you deserve the cack!!!! go get cacked!!!