Since it seems that some people think dutch is cool I am hereby your official dutch instructor.....

ask any sentence and I'll translate it to dutch and make it as clear as possible.

i want to fight
serena williams is beautiful
i shave my legs

Originally posted by Cesaro
i want to fight
serena williams is beautiful
i shave my legs

I want to fight = Ik wil vechten

I = ik
want to = wil
fight = vechten

Serena Williams is beautiful = Serena Williams is mooi

Serena williams = serena williams
is = is
beautiful = mooi

I shave my legs = ik scheer mijn benen

I = ik
shave = scheer
my = mijn
legs = benen

so i can say like

ik wil vechten lorenzo llamas

i love you?

can i buy you a drink?

you like that dont you *****?

What's the best line to use on dutch girls? Don't translate this, just a question)

But please translate this "Do you like shopping?"

Originally posted by Cesaro
so i can say like

ik wil vechten lorenzo llamas

Then it would be "ik wil tegen Lorenzo Lamas vechten"

I want to fight against lorenzo lamas

Originally posted by astroboy
i love you?

can i buy you a drink?

you like that dont you *****?

I love you = Ik hou van jou

can I buy you a drink = kan je wat te drinken aanbieden?

You like that dont you *****? = dat vind je wel lekker of niet hoer

lorenzo is a ******. **** his motorcycle and the guy with the mullet.

oh, dont translate that unless you just feel like it.

I will kill you

you are nothing

I CANNOT BE DEFEATED!

I'm going to kill you and rape your family

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
What's the best line to use on dutch girls? Don't translate this, just a question)

But please translate this "Do you like shopping?"

There is not really a best line on girls but dutch girls are pretty demanding types so don't come up with the standart, "do you like a drink" ****..

Do you like shopping = vind je winkelen leuk?

since I already know this: Wat kost een pijpbeurt?

All I need to know is the following:

1) How about some anal?
2) Is Marco Van Basten really God?
3) HOw much is it for an ounce?

Gracias

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I will kill you

you are nothing

I CANNOT BE DEFEATED!

I'm going to kill you and rape your family

I will kill you = ik zal je vermoorden

you are nothing = jij bent niets

I CANNOT BE DEFEATED! = IK KAN NIET VERSLAGEN WORDEN!

I'm going to kill you and rape your family = ik ga jou vermoorden en je familie verkrachten

thanks

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
since I already know this: Wat kost een pijpbeurt?

All I need to know is the following:

1) How about some anal?
2) Is Marco Van Basten really God?
3) HOw much is it for an ounce?

Gracias

1) How about some anal? = wat dacht van anaal?
2) Is Marco Van Basten really God? = is marco van basten echt god?
3) HOw much is it for an ounce? = hoeveel kost een ons?

**** this **** is good for my postcount hahahaha