Ik heb een ambulance nodig, er zijn overal spinnen en ik ben heel erg bang.

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Cesaro's head weighs 22 pounds.

correct

people always think my name is ron but its ryan.

people think my name is Charles, but its Tyrone...Tyrone Jackson

actually i think its just mike kogan and the guy in the american flag pants who think my name is ron.

I noticed that Ensanity. People think my name is Tom but it's really Peter.

average human head = 14 lbs

cesaro's human head = 22 lbs

People think my name is blue, but it's really Sally....

Originally posted by Allison
ambulance .

does that mean ambulance in english too

Nice to meet you Sally. How are you today?

People think my name is Ben but in allactuality its Tom

Most likely Cesaro.

Originally posted by Tom
Nice to meet you Sally. How are you today?

I'm doing well except for this damn yeast infection!!!! It's uncomfortable and it SMELLS funny! How are you doing today?

can i get a whiff

Eating a girl out while having a yeast infection is the best.

I'm doing fine, about to head to the gym real soon. No work today so i have the day off but i have some things i have to do. Busy week at work again?

i wish i worked. i imagine i could use that in conversation like you guys are.

but did you know
rage against the machine = #1

Originally posted by Tom
Eating a girl out while having a yeast infection is the best.

I'm doing fine, about to head to the gym real soon. No work today so i have the day off but i have some things i have to do. Busy week at work again?

Not as busy as ususal because I got paid today! Chu-ching!!! I have a couple of interivews but I'm cuttin out of here early to get some herb and then I'm headed to my favorite strip club for drinks with one of my favorite clients! It's a beautiful day and I'm in a damn good mood!

Sounds like an exciting night! I will be back later, i got to head to the gym.

Originally posted by Cesaro
can i get a whiff

Yes, I'll stand down wind...

allison, I reckon you better call a pet extermination crew in that........ or you can ask me to come by.. I have experience with spiders as well.... check what I found in my sink the other day

http://www.globalmma.com/ron/spider1.jpg
http://www.globalmma.com/ron/spider2.jpg

ohmy god

I remember that. Disgusting.

I love you too allison

thats some nasty **** i would kill that thing MAD QUICK

hey ron is mijn hoofd weegt 10 kilo
mijn hoofd weegt 22 pond pronounced like it looks

Talking in languages nobody understands is rude. If I could speak a different language, I'd do it just for badness.

JE SUIS UN ANANAS, MOTHER ****ERS~!

hahaha, I am an ananas.... you sound so stupid when saying that.

i hate not understanding stuff.

It's a reference to a video tape we used to have to watch in elementary school. I forget the name of it, but the main character was a pineapple who'd always say "Je suis un ananas", which means, "I am a pineapple".

The only other French phrase that I know how to speak is how to ask to go to the bathroom. French is a messed up language anyways.

the language sucks indeed........ France is a beautiful country, the only problem is that it's full of french.... I don't want to generalize but most french are ignorant *******s.

my french teacher used to get mad at us when we would sit in the back and fart.

We've got these little French islands off the coast here that are great. You can go there when you're 14 and be legal age to buy beer. It rules.

Originally posted by rtbrouwer
the language sucks indeed........ France is a beautiful country, the only problem is that it's full of french.... I don't want to generalize but most french are ignorant *******s.

im sure alot of it is hyped up as well. The sexual freedom of France is nice compared to the US Puritanical and Dogmatic views of sex. did you know the US's founding puritans used to cut a hole in a sheet hung between him and his wife and actually have sex through it! these people passed values down to the current leaders of our country.

where I heard places in Europe show **** after 10PM certain places in the US can vote as a community not to allow **** to be rented or sold in there district.