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Terrell Owens
03-03-2008, 08:42 PM
da **** can you do when someone standing 10 feet away from you with a magnum?



ANSER:
NOTHING



:rofl:

Mr. Beelzebub
03-03-2008, 11:30 PM
*artists* You illiterate ****.

AndersonSilva
03-04-2008, 12:44 AM
nice one^ I agree

kaps
03-04-2008, 12:58 AM
da **** can you do when someone standing 10 feet away from you with a magnum?



ANSER:
NOTHING



:rofl:

Magnum????

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/Libra930/07-06-063MagnumCondoms.jpg

TheGreatA
03-04-2008, 02:35 AM
If someone is standing 1 foot away with a gun then a martial artist can do something about it unlike you. ;)

aspect
03-04-2008, 03:07 AM
da **** can you do when someone standing 10 feet away from you with a magnum?



:rofl:


basically jst like you run and hide!!!

but unlike you.we will be waiting for the right chance to disarm him.
while you are ruinning back to go hide on your mommas ass

if this is how you think why dont you meet with anyone from this forum who trains any form of martrial art.we will jst :boxing: you to death.
and you will got :owned:

ill knee you back personally to your mommas ass!!!
and i love to ground and pound you till you got flatten like your ****

number6
03-04-2008, 11:22 AM
da **** can you do when someone standing 10 feet away from you with a magnum?



ANSER:
NOTHING



:rofl:

Nice one kid, did you think that one up all by yourself.

2swell k-wells
03-04-2008, 11:27 AM
What would a boxer do?? besides hide behind a bodygaurd.

Terrell Owens
03-04-2008, 11:36 AM
basically jst like you run and hide!!!

but unlike you.we will be waiting for the right chance to disarm him.
while you are ruinning back to go hide on your mommas ass

if this is how you think why dont you meet with anyone from this forum who trains any form of martrial art.we will jst :boxing: you to death.
and you will got :owned:

ill knee you back personally to your mommas ass!!!
and i love to ground and pound you till you got flatten like your ****

IM ALWAYS PACKING HEAT YOU ***** ID PULL MA GLOCK OUT LET DA BULLET POP OUT. UNLIKE YALL RUNNING AROUND WIT YO BRUCE LEE WHITE BELTS TIED ROUND YO HEAD LIKE SOME DAMN TALLYBAN YOU STUPID MIDGET.

Yall cant touch this Inglewood bring yo asses over herrrrre aks them 35 *****es yall jewdoh choppin parrappa da rappin sumo flexin fat mutha****az cant swing wit dis dis is certified western boxing you *****. :boxing:

Atnan
03-04-2008, 12:03 PM
IM ALWAYS PACKING HEAT YOU ***** ID PULL MA GLOCK OUT LET DA BULLET POP OUT. UNLIKE YALL RUNNING AROUND WIT YO BRUCE LEE WHITE BELTS TIED ROUND YO HEAD LIKE SOME DAMN TALLYBAN YOU STUPID MIDGET.

Yall cant touch this Inglewood bring yo asses over herrrrre aks them 35 *****es yall jewdoh choppin parrappa da rappin sumo flexin fat mutha****az cant swing wit dis dis is certified western boxing you *****. :boxing:

you dont pack no heat-- your soft as cookies- ill beat your ass in the streets, ring, cage, your moms bed room (which i have experience in btw).....ill have your stretched on the ground with your face down, ass up ready for a couple of MAGNUM sized dicks- then your really be on my dick tighter than latex

2swell k-wells
03-04-2008, 12:08 PM
IM ALWAYS PACKING HEAT YOU ***** ID PULL MA GLOCK OUT LET DA BULLET POP OUT. UNLIKE YALL RUNNING AROUND WIT YO BRUCE LEE WHITE BELTS TIED ROUND YO HEAD LIKE SOME DAMN TALLYBAN YOU STUPID MIDGET.

Yall cant touch this Inglewood bring yo asses over herrrrre aks them 35 *****es yall jewdoh choppin parrappa da rappin sumo flexin fat mutha****az cant swing wit dis dis is certified western boxing you *****. :boxing:

I blame rap music. Looks like we have another HOmie bro.


Lil***** ya got competition.

FluugMacMan
03-04-2008, 12:08 PM
IM ALWAYS PACKING HEAT YOU ***** ID PULL MA GLOCK OUT LET DA BULLET POP OUT. UNLIKE YALL RUNNING AROUND WIT YO BRUCE LEE WHITE BELTS TIED ROUND YO HEAD LIKE SOME DAMN TALLYBAN YOU STUPID MIDGET.

Yall cant touch this Inglewood bring yo asses over herrrrre aks them 35 *****es yall jewdoh choppin parrappa da rappin sumo flexin fat mutha****az cant swing wit dis dis is certified western boxing you *****. :boxing:

Yes, and I'll turn you into chunky salsa from a mile away with my .50 cal sniper rifle. .50 sniper>>>weak 9mm.

You're an idiot. You sound like a six year old in your argument with your obvious statements of facts. You ain't hard Lionel Richie, and talking in all caps like you have brain damage isn't going to change that. Go back to school troll, and finally pass the third grade before your kid beats you to it.

2swell k-wells
03-04-2008, 12:12 PM
Terrell Owens on the net

Black Glock on the street

Atnan
03-04-2008, 12:15 PM
Terrell Owens on the net

Black Glock on the street

nY giants > terrell owens

2swell k-wells
03-04-2008, 12:25 PM
dont watch football.

Terrell Owens
03-04-2008, 01:49 PM
you dont pack no heat-- your soft as cookies- ill beat your ass in the streets, ring, cage, your moms bed room (which i have experience in btw).....ill have your stretched on the ground with your face down, ass up ready for a couple of MAGNUM sized dicks- then your really be on my dick tighter than latex

lil man i dont even knaw whut ****ing flag that is france or some ****? i knaw they got a lot of ******s over there so you prolly a frenchy haha

TheGreatA
03-04-2008, 02:35 PM
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Atnan
03-04-2008, 02:52 PM
lil man i dont even knaw whut ****ing flag that is france or some ****? i knaw they got a lot of ******s over there so you prolly a frenchy haha

how could you confuse the french flag and the Albanian flag...its like three colors compared to an eagle? you ****ing clown- and ill beat you ass, have your ***** ass snitch to the police real quick

Palma
03-04-2008, 04:26 PM
Run like the wind or catch the bullet with your teeth like Bruce Leroy did.

Harms
03-06-2008, 11:53 AM
IM ALWAYS PACKING HEAT YOU ***** ID PULL MA GLOCK OUT LET DA BULLET POP OUT. UNLIKE YALL RUNNING AROUND WIT YO BRUCE LEE WHITE BELTS TIED ROUND YO HEAD LIKE SOME DAMN TALLYBAN YOU STUPID MIDGET.

Yall cant touch this Inglewood bring yo asses over herrrrre aks them 35 *****es yall jewdoh choppin parrappa da rappin sumo flexin fat mutha****az cant swing wit dis dis is certified western boxing you *****. :boxing:

What did Terrell Owens do in English class?

ANSWER:
Nothing

2swell k-wells
03-06-2008, 02:23 PM
What did Terrell Owens do in English class?

ANSWER:
Nothing

Busted a cap in his teachers ass for trying to make him read.

JoartCC
03-06-2008, 02:37 PM
What is the point of this thread?

AndersonSilva
03-06-2008, 03:01 PM
who fukinn knows

2swell k-wells
03-06-2008, 03:05 PM
he wants to know what martial artist would do if someone pulled out a magnum on em.

AndersonSilva
03-06-2008, 03:24 PM
this guy needs to get his face punched in.(THREADSTARTER)

JoartCC
03-07-2008, 10:50 AM
Well, if he had a gun then I will happily hand over my wallet.

There's no point of jiu jitsu coz bullets are faster then martial art moves.

Naps
03-07-2008, 03:50 PM
da **** can you do when someone standing 10 feet away from you with a magnum?



ANSER:
NOTHING



:rofl:

I dunno, I'd say he's past his prime now, and I would take a wide UD or late stoppage.


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10101855A~Tom-Selleck-Magnum-P-I-Posters.jpg

res
03-07-2008, 04:33 PM
da **** can you do when someone standing 10 feet away from you with a magnum?



ANSER:
NOTHING



:rofl:



Uhh, did it ever occur to you that there are martial artists with guns too?
But unlike the kind of people your referring to (people that can only rely on guns) when they are caught in a situation where it's hand to hand they are also ready.

res
03-07-2008, 04:50 PM
4:54


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Terrell Owens
03-07-2008, 04:51 PM
how could you confuse the french flag and the Albanian flag...its like three colors compared to an eagle? you ****ing clown- and ill beat you ass, have your ***** ass snitch to the police real quick

Flag look like i wiped ma ass wit red toilet tissue ahaha ya diggg

FluugMacMan
03-08-2008, 03:56 AM
Flag look like i wiped ma ass wit red toilet tissue ahaha ya diggg

Ummm,.... can someone post a translation of what this retarded gangsta poser said.


on second thought don't bother, if he can barely type, there's no way in hell he has anything worth while to say. Can we ban him for stupidity?

johnm
03-08-2008, 02:27 PM
LOL @ all of you that are taking this guy seriously.

joecrappy
03-08-2008, 02:51 PM
you dont pack no heat-- your soft as cookies- ill beat your ass in the streets, ring, cage, your moms bed room (which i have experience in btw).....ill have your stretched on the ground with your face down, ass up ready for a couple of MAGNUM sized dicks- then your really be on my dick tighter than latex

You wont beat anyone,....you're a protected, college frat boy doofus. You also look like nosferatu's long lost cousin.

BSD
03-09-2008, 01:27 AM
da **** can you do when someone standing 10 feet away from you with a magnum?



ANSER:
NOTHING



:rofl:

ANSWER: You aim and fire your M-16.

Terrell Owens
03-09-2008, 03:16 PM
ANSWER: You aim and fire your M-16.

ayo can u hook a brutha up?

i aint lookin to go down on no t.i charges ya dig?

col Blake
03-09-2008, 03:25 PM
ayo can u hook a brutha up?

i aint lookin to go down on no t.i charges ya dig?
ayo can u hook a brutha up
yep to a ****ing electric chair you stupid prick

Terrell Owens
03-09-2008, 03:26 PM
ayo can u hook a brutha up
yep to a ****ing electric chair you stupid prick

yall gotta catch us first which aint gone happen haha

AndersonSilva
03-09-2008, 04:00 PM
haha whata clown this kid is^^^^^^

HotSizzle
03-09-2008, 04:06 PM
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AndersonSilva
03-09-2008, 04:50 PM
hahaha whata crying bych llol^

Atnan
03-09-2008, 08:17 PM
hahaha whata crying bych llol^

heees....my quarter back, all mine...