On the way to work this morning at a red light, a guy in a Pontiac Vibe had a for sale sign in the back window. I rolled down the passenger window and yelled out at him “how much” he looked at me for a second and said, “ten inches”. ****ing dumbass.

I think its funny how people in offices still don’t understand the concept of cubicles and how voices carry. I am in a fairly small office and even though my concentration is pretty good, I find myself listening to these people more than I am working.
The girl in the next cubicle was talking on the phone to whom I assume was a friend, telling her that the last time her and her boyfriend had sex, the condom slid off of him, she didn’t realize it and it stayed in her cooch for a long time before she decided to dig up and find it.

I just got my paycheck and they insist on spelling my name wrong, even though I have corrected it four times. The sad part is my bank is ****ty and they wont cash it for me. I guess I have to wait to go and blow my money.

the 10 inches response rules

Sorry, just had to...

http://www.myshortpencil.com/schooltalk/clipart/violin.gif

lol, i've never had a condom "slip off." lol

lol

own3d by tong

HAHAHAHA 10 INCHES OMG THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER NAHGSASDASF

maybe I should explain that this guy was a ****ing whale and I felt more like harpooning him then knowing how long his dick was, which I'm sure he hadn't seen in years.

he rules

I think it was the other way around.. that big 'ol fisherman wanted to run his spear through your blow-hole.. make some nice fish on the Bar-B-Q tonight baby!!!

Yeah, well my **** is 13 inches... starting at the spleen.

Originally posted by Mouse
I think it was the other way around.. that big 'ol fisherman wanted to run his spear through your blow-hole.. make some nice fish on the Bar-B-Q tonight baby!!!


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First laugh I have had all day

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d825b3127cce8952c6553cb00000001610

Cesaro rulz, bro. That is all

HAHA DID YOU SEE THAT HES PICKING HIS NOSE

I thought this thread was gonna be about Limp Bizkit...

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d825b3127cce8952c6553cb00000001610

:nonono:

I cannot stop listening to Immortality by Pearl Jam.

Ever since they played it live, it's been stuck in my head.

Tanner can become one of the ugliest mother ****ers I have ever seen in his pictures. Someone take that camera away from him.

Immortality? Jesus christ, I heard that live too..... years ago

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Tanner can become one of the ugliest mother ****ers I have ever seen in his pictures. Someone take that camera away from him.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d825b3127cce8952296dfd570000001610

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d825b3127cce8952296dfd570000001610


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Good GOD.

If anything, those pics go to show there isn't one, Dave.

The fact that Mr. Rhoden can contort his face into such awful & misfigured positions has me questioning the meaning of life as it is, but then include the fact that this man gets laid on a semi-regular basis, and I'm completely ****ing thrown for a loop.

All *****es are ****ed in the head.

Maybe God isn't that far removed from our own beloved Adam...


MAAAAAD weed.