The receptionist just called back here to my office to ask "who the dark haired guy in that picture is" because "he's cute".

:ghost:

And as soon as she reads this post, she's going to call me again.

Is she cute?

Cute and engaged.

Figures.

Oh yea.. and one more thing Ghost...

she's all the way ACROSS THE ****ING U.S.!!!

Like that matters. If she's engaged and saying I'm cute, there's a problem... and Dr. x0 can be at a doorstep for a housecall like that within seconds. I don't care if it's in timbuktu or two blocks away, it's on like Donkey Kong,

Tell me about cute receptionist.

What would that problem be?

His internet **** is reaching across the u.s.

You sausage partiers talk about **** too much lately.

The problem = you may be dieting, but you're still lookin at the menu. Dr. x0 can help by making suggestions and convincing you that indulgence is what life's all about.

And then when I come to Florida to hang out with Allison in the summer...

Dave, a psychiatric evaluation of all possible conquests for the future might be a good investment.

When he comes out to visit Florida I'll be cold in the ground somewhere.

All chicks give the "I'm engaged and satisfied" routine... bull ****ing ****. I am thoroughly convinced that no woman I've ever met will be happy with anything short of platinum on their fingers, alimony in their bank account, or young studs to fill them with penis. It also seems that any combination of 2 is sufficient, which makes sense.

In short, I give a **** if she's engaged. If she thinks I'm hot, it's on, and I'm kickin pocket-protector fiance's ****in head in if he says **** about me doin his lady.

"Hi, this is Tanner...............my roomate"

Rule #1: Never get involved with engaged, married, or seperated women.

Trust me. From my own personal experiences.

Originally posted by Squezze
Rule #1: Never get involved with engaged, married, or seperated women.

Trust me. From my own personal experiences.


I learned the hardway with married women.

I did. No problems.

Originally posted by Squezze
Rule #1: Never get involved with engaged, married, or seperated women.

Trust me. From my own personal experiences.

Damn, where were you when I needed you?

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Damn, where were you when I needed you?


I swear to god that I've made that exact same post like 10 times over the last 7 or 8 months.

Originally posted by Squezze
I swear to god that I've made that exact same post like 10 times over the last 7 or 8 months.



I'M TANNER THAN YOU ARE....




http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d825b3127cce89515ccc5cb00000001610

Yes you are. But I've got a goatee, which makes me more manly than you.

Originally posted by Squezze
Yes you are. But I've got a goatee, which makes me more manly than you.

GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!


I've got some more bad news for you Tanner. Your father is really Fernando Valenzuela.

Bwhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Squezze
I've got some more bad news for you Tanner. Your father is really Fernando Valenzuela.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/mlb/2002/0508/photo/s_valenzuela_i.jpg

"Started out a pitcher, wound up a truck."

ALLISON ALLISON!!!! YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO TELL EVERYBODY.

She's not telling everybody. She's telling me.

ALLISON IS A BIG MOUTH

One word difference from making every male on this forum take notice.

Originally posted by Nina
ALLISON IS A BIG MOUTH

Well, you gave her my ****ing check, right?

Nina types like she is in elementary school

"ALLISON'S A BIG MOUTH"

"YOURE NOT SUPPOSE TO TELL EVERYBODY"

Recess!!!

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Well, you gave her my ****ing check, right?


I sense anger in you, my son.