View Full Version : A couple of black eyes


Tanner Rhoden
06-03-2003, 11:24 PM
A man with a black eye, boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down..

He immediately notices that the man next to him also has a black eye and
says,
"Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you
got yours?"

The other guy replies, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident.
I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most beautiful
large breasts was there.
So instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh, 'I accidentally
said,
'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.' ..and she socked me a good one."


The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister
too.
I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife,
'Please pour me a cup of coffee honey.' But I accidentally said,
'You have ruined my entire life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, *****..

wondermut
06-03-2003, 11:26 PM
I actually giggled.

VulgarTheClown
06-03-2003, 11:27 PM
LOL

Curly Howard
06-03-2003, 11:29 PM
VulgarTheClown Viewing Thread My **** (It really is my ****...yes, I know the girl to guy ratio here)

Tanner Rhoden
06-03-2003, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
VulgarTheClown Viewing Thread My **** (It really is my ****...yes, I know the girl to guy ratio here)

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wondermut
06-03-2003, 11:32 PM
Burn

VulgarTheClown
06-03-2003, 11:33 PM
i left a comment.

another one, I have been in there twice and only seen the pics 1 time (gotta love the skip to the last post button)

I have no fear of admittin it. I just wanna know the other 200 views.

The Ensanity
06-03-2003, 11:36 PM
Vtc is a queer

Curly Howard
06-03-2003, 11:36 PM
come on Ben, its the 21 century...we all know that homosexuality is out there...its ok to admit it.....you can come out of the closet with out fear now

The Ensanity
06-03-2003, 11:38 PM
I wont tease Ben if comes out...I know he is Bi

Curly Howard
06-03-2003, 11:41 PM
yeah Ben....we've all watched Dawson's Creek....we're all adults here

realkaps
06-03-2003, 11:43 PM
Thats why you go on hidden mode to look.......

Curly Howard
06-03-2003, 11:44 PM
I don't need to look.......I saw it way before that thread

realkaps
06-03-2003, 11:45 PM
Shaun C Nickerso: Tanners **** is HUGE
DJkapsul: compaired too?
Shaun C Nickerso: mine
Shaun C Nickerso: LOL

Curly Howard
06-03-2003, 11:45 PM
Creed Viewing Thread My **** (It really is my ****...yes, I know the girl to guy ratio here

Fallout
06-03-2003, 11:45 PM
Yes, I admit it

VulgarTheClown
06-03-2003, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
yeah Ben....we've all watched Dawson's Creek....we're all adults here

I started crackin up when i read this

Tom
06-04-2003, 12:01 AM
kaps HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA