Tanner Rhoden
06-03-2003, 11:24 PM
A man with a black eye, boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down..
He immediately notices that the man next to him also has a black eye and
says,
"Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you
got yours?"
The other guy replies, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident.
I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most beautiful
large breasts was there.
So instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh, 'I accidentally
said,
'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.' ..and she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister
too.
I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife,
'Please pour me a cup of coffee honey.' But I accidentally said,
'You have ruined my entire life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, *****..
He immediately notices that the man next to him also has a black eye and
says,
"Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you
got yours?"
The other guy replies, "Well, it was a tongue twister accident.
I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most beautiful
large breasts was there.
So instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh, 'I accidentally
said,
'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh.' ..and she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister
too.
I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife,
'Please pour me a cup of coffee honey.' But I accidentally said,
'You have ruined my entire life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, *****..