I've been taking this girl out over the past few weeks, lovely little thing, blonde hair great body things are going well. However, today she's popped round and taken her shoes off.... she has feet like a periguin falcon :nonono: now im not a fan of feet at the best of times, but these things are fooking rank. Im not sure i can get past it... am i being too shallow for me own good, or am i right to make a stand againt feet that look like trotters?

I've been taking this girl out over the past few weeks, lovely little thing, blonde hair great body things are going well. However, today she's popped round and taken her shoes off.... she has feet like a periguin falcon :nonono: now im not a fan of feet at the best of times, but these things are fooking rank. Im not sure i can get past it... am i being too shallow for me own good, or am i right to make a stand againt feet that look like trotters?

I'm with you on Duran, ditch the cunt. Bad feet or hairy women is just not on.

It depends mate. If her body is nice enough to take the emphasis away from her feet, then you'll be a happy man, but if not, you'd be right to find a girl who has normal feet. One more question though, are her toes hairy? That would be damn right unacceptable.

It depends mate. If her body is nice enough to take the emphasis away from her feet, then you'll be a happy man, but if not, you'd be right to find a girl who has normal feet. One more question though, are her toes hairy? That would be damn right unacceptable.
they aint hairy.... but her toe next to her big toe is bigger than the big toe and all her toes are pointing off at angles and things... its just minging. She has a realy hot body but will it be enough? My head says give her a chance but my heart is already moving onto the next slag piece that crosses my beady eye

they aint hairy.... but her toe next to her big toe is bigger than the big toe and all her toes are pointing off at angles and things... its just minging. She has a realy hot body but will it be enough? My head says give her a chance but my heart is already moving onto the next slag piece that crosses my beady eye

Sounds to me like this is really bothering you, one night stand the ***** and move on.

What you need to do is suck her big toe to get over the feet phobia.

Sounds to me like this is really bothering you, one night stand the ***** and move on.
good advice, its a dam shame cus she was a hot piece of ass but a mans got limits

What you need to do is suck her big toe to get over the feet phobia.
dude!!! hell ****ing no!! anyone who sucks toes is a sandwich short bruv,. that just aint right

dude!!! hell ****ing no!! anyone who sucks toes is a sandwich short bruv,. that just aint right

It does feel nice, and yes, I have had it done to me.

But seriously man, you shouldn't be so shallow. My last girlfriend looked more like a horse than 2nd II Nonce's prize winning catch. Then again, I am ginger, I cant be too fussy.

It does feel nice, and yes, I have had it done to me.

But seriously man, you shouldn't be so shallow. My last girlfriend looked more like a horse than 2nd II Nonce's prize winning catch. Then again, I am ginger, I cant be too fussy.
girls you met working at mcdonalds on the mcflurry section dont count mate! but no you're correct.... i should swallow this one up and see her for the person she is inside, not as babe the fooking pig with her trotters like i currently do

on a separate note im showing the ginges some love with my new avvy, i hope you approve

dude!!! hell ****ing no!! anyone who sucks toes is a sandwich short bruv,. that just aint right

Spread some jam between her toes and lick it off, it's delicious.

girls you met working at mcdonalds on the mcflurry section dont count mate! but no you're correct.... i should swallow this one up and see her for the person she is inside, not as babe the fooking pig with her trotters like i currently do

on a separate note im showing the ginges some love with my new avvy, i hope you approve

lol dude, I've already told you, I dont work at Mcdonalds. I could never bring myself to be degraded to that level. I'm already a ginge, the last thing I need to do is be a ginge in a Maacy D's uniform, I'll be a ****ing laughing stock. Well, moreso than I already am....

And yes, I do approve.....:kiss:

lol dude, I've already told you, I dont work at Mcdonalds. I could never bring myself to be degraded to that level. I'm already a ginge, the last thing I need to do is be a ginge in a Maacy D's uniform, I'll be a ****ing laughing stock. Well, moreso than I already am....

And yes, I do approve.....:kiss:
nobody is gonna laugh at you for working at maccy d's..... we all appreciate the fine work your kind do there squire.

i tell you what, if you were an alien invader visiting our planet for the first time and set eyes on our avvy's, you'd be fooking convinced that all ginges were top fanny....

i once didn't marry a girl JUST because of her feet.

true story. how i see it, i can't love a woman if i don't love her feet.

i do nothing with the feet, they just have to be very taken care of.

i once didn't marry a girl JUST because of her feet.

true story. how i see it, i can't love a woman if i don't love her feet.

i do nothing with the feet, they just have to be very taken care of.
seriously? i love the commitment to principles right there. Did you tell her why you called it off?

i once didn't marry a girl JUST because of her feet.

true story. how i see it, i can't love a woman if i don't love her feet.

i do nothing with the feet, they just have to be very taken care of.

Holy **** dude, if they were that bad, why were you with her in the first place.......

the sex was immaculate; hot white-tube sock sex.

i was graduating and coming back to DC at the time and she proposed, i told her we'd get married, moved to DC and ceased speaking to her. gave me a pseudo ring and everything that my wife gets a huge laugh out of.

seriously would have married her had i liked her feet.

i want to go permeate an arch now.

I know a girl with really great feet, they actually turn me on and I haven't got a foot fetish. I could of ****ed her once, but I had a little to much to drink and what I thought was hard wasn't any where near. I passed out while she was giving me a strip tease, couldn't believe it. Next time I met her she had a boyfriend. :(

I know a girl with really great feet, they actually turn me on and I haven't got a foot fetish. I could of ****ed her once, but I had a little to much to drink and what I thought was hard wasn't any where near. I passed out while she was giving me a strip tease, couldn't believe it. Next time I met her she had a boyfriend. :(

Self:owned: right there. :nonono:

Self:owned: right there. :nonono:

I don't drink any more. :nonono:

Duran did her feet look like any of the following:-

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/18/xinsrc_262040411083329610051.jpg


http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Big_20Toes_20****e_20Tenen.jpg

Could of been worse, look at tree man the poor cunt. Imagine finding aa bird with feet and hands like that.

http://www.fotothing.com/photos/3ae/3ae911aa2350a3cc2d1f804f09451c09_f9c.jpg

I saw a documentary about the tree guy, those are all warts. He could of been helped out, but he doesn't want to get rid of them.

Take her out. Both of you get pissed. **** her as hard as you can. Then **** her off. Unless she was that good in bed that u can forget about the feet

Thats what id do. And im the man.

Trust

One love

WERD

lmao hurricane, im glad to say not quite as bad as that.... i think i would of thrown her out the fooking window if she'd unvelied any of those!

Take her out. Both of you get pissed. **** her as hard as you can. Then **** her off. Unless she was that good in bed that u can forget about the feet

Thats what id do. And im the man.

Trust

One love

WERD
tuggers, you pass your driving test and now you think your ron burgundy... jog on mate. I dont need advice about women, i wrote the book on charming women into the sack!!

tuggers, you pass your driving test and now you think your ron burgundy... jog on mate. I dont need advice about women, i wrote the book on charming women into the sack!!

You obviously haven't been on this site long enough to hear of my reputation with the ladies.

But seriously, if she's a nice girl then get over it. would you rather be with a nice person who has dodgy feet or a girl with nice feet who's a complete *****

You obviously haven't been on this site long enough to hear of my reputation with the ladies.

But seriously, if she's a nice girl then get over it. would you rather be with a nice person who has dodgy feet or a girl with nice feet who's a complete *****

Some sound advice there son, and to think, he insulted your ladykilling! The sweaty cunt!

tuggers, you pass your driving test and now you think your ron burgundy... jog on mate. I dont need advice about women, i wrote the book on charming women into the sack!!

Actually, with my sweaty cunt comment in the last post, I think I may have touched upon something. It's not your charm that knocks em off their feet, its the pheromones from your sweaty ass pits!

actually fellas its my tall dark and hansom appearance.... the sweaty pits are an added bonus! Tuggers you sound like my dad with that advice, however you make a valid point. Im 23 now, my shallow days are gone, i need to settle down and find a nice girl. Maybe i can convince her to wear socks in bed....

actually fellas its my tall dark and hansom appearance.... the sweaty pits are an added bonus! Tuggers you sound like my dad with that advice, however you make a valid point. Im 23 now, my shallow days are gone, i need to settle down and find a nice girl. Maybe i can convince her to wear socks in bed....

Just get air conditioning installed in your bedroom, and leave it on full ALWAYS, no matter what. That'll get the ***** to hide her twinkle toes.

Just get air conditioning installed in your bedroom, and leave it on full ALWAYS, no matter what. That'll get the ***** to hide her twinkle toes.
peroxide you ginger genius.... up top for thinking, downstairs for dancing son! air con it is mate, however thats gonna set me back a few hundred.... surely its easier (and cheaper) to find a new blonde piece?!

peroxide you ginger genius.... up top for thinking, downstairs for dancing son! air con it is mate, however thats gonna set me back a few hundred.... surely its easier (and cheaper) to find a new blonde piece?!

Depends how much you spent wining and dining this one before she revealed her manky feet.....theres a point of no return. If you work it out, and it cost you more to get her comfortable enough to take her shoes off than it costs you to get air con, go for the air con, cos chances are the other blonde piece will cost just as much, unless you find a really slutty one, but nobody wants genital herpes, its just not polite.

Depends how much you spent wining and dining this one before she revealed her manky feet.....theres a point of no return. If you work it out, and it cost you more to get her comfortable enough to take her shoes off than it costs you to get air con, go for the air con, cos chances are the other blonde piece will cost just as much, unless you find a really slutty one, but nobody wants genital herpes, its just not polite.
well to tell the truth i aint spent much on her at all... we went for drinks, a meal and i met her today for coffee and then back to my house so all in all i'd say 50 buff....

genital warts is a no-go, im a regular down my clinic though, got my own seat in the waiting room and the doc is on speed dial 4

well to tell the truth i aint spent much on her at all... we went for drinks, a meal and i met her today for coffee and then back to my house so all in all i'd say 50 buff....

genital warts is a no-go, im a regular down my clinic though, got my own seat in the waiting room and the doc is on speed dial 4

Gotta take care of the little man, never know when he might be called into service. ATTEEEEENNNNNN......TION!!!!

if the toes are not propa u gotta get rid of her mate, thats just minging.....

I remember once my mate dumped his gal who he'd been with for 2 months cos she had a funny laugh, it was like a donkey mixed in with a pig kinda laugh...

if the toes are not propa u gotta get rid of her mate, thats just minging.....

I remember once my mate dumped his gal who he'd been with for 2 months cos she had a funny laugh, it was like a donkey mixed in with a pig kinda laugh...

I can understand toes, they aren't so obvious. But surely he knew what her laugh sounded like before he got with her? That's a little harsh if you ask me....

I can understand toes, they aren't so obvious. But surely he knew what her laugh sounded like before he got with her? That's a little harsh if you ask me....

dont know man but she is well fit, they met at uni, so i dont think he had heard her laugh full on before, then suddenly this weird ass laugh came out in infront of us, i was aronud there, trust me it was like she was choking on a bone, people were ****ing shocked!!!!!

Just tell her "girrrl your feets is nasty! go see a podiatrist or this thing we got going is over, you get me?"