Peroxide is a cunting ginge...and welsh as well...and Duran is a sweaty barsteward.

Anyone else got any confessions to make?

i have many a confession, however the pitt revelation is enough for one night

It was never a secret that I shag sheep......

I'm a baaaaad boy and I'm proud of it

i have many a confession, however the pitt revelation is enough for one night

Spill the beans son.

Have you slept with a ginge?

Spill the beans son.

Have you slept with a ginge?
no no, however until the age of 18 i frequently made love to a teddy bear. thats right, i defluffed him and perfected my technique

I prayed to Alan facing a bunch of weeds yesterday.. bleedin eck I feel bad. I didn't realise until I opened me Stella what I had done. I've pulled up the weeds but I'm just hoping Alan will forgive me for this sin.

I fornicated last night. :ugh:

no no, however until the age of 18 i frequently made love to a teddy bear. thats right, i defluffed him and perfected my technique
Bloody hell, I bet you worked up a sweat giving the teddy a seeing to.
I prayed to Alan facing a bunch of weeds yesterday.. bleedin eck I feel bad. I didn't realise until I opened me Stella what I had done. I've pulled up the weeds but I'm just hoping Alan will forgive me for this sin.
Southpaw, how could you? Of all the confessions this has gotta be the worst. Yer gonna have to say a lot of hail marys and help a lot of old ladies cross the road before Alan forgives you for this one.

I fornicated last night. :ugh:

That's not a sin. To Super_lightweight it is, but not us. We'll welcome you here with open arms and open trousers. :luvbed:

I prayed to Alan facing a bunch of weeds yesterday.. bleedin eck I feel bad. I didn't realise until I opened me Stella what I had done. I've pulled up the weeds but I'm just hoping Alan will forgive me for this sin.
i think we need to stone you for this atrocity

That's not a sin. To Super_lightweight it is, but not us. We'll welcome you here with open arms and open trousers. :luvbed:

Don't speak too soon laddie. He could have fornicated with a ginge for all we know.

Don't speak too soon laddie. He could have fornicated with a ginge for all we know.

Fackin' 'ell, me lack of foresight could have been catastrophic once again.

Fackin' 'ell, me lack of foresight could have been catastrophic once again.

It happens to the best of us bum boys every once in a while. I forgive yer so I do.

Don't speak too soon laddie. He could have fornicated with a ginge for all we know.

Hey, hey I would NEVER stick my crown jewels in a ginge infested snatch.

Hey, hey I would NEVER stick my crown jewels in a ginge infested snatch.

Your decision making is exemplary then. Yer an example to us all so you are.

Your decision making is exemplary then. Yer an example to us all so you are.
from this i can only conclude one thing.... the hoff has stuffed a ginge

I've built a tower of Stella cans in Alan's honour. Just need to find me some glue and this will be a fine cunting shrine so it will.

from this i can only conclude one thing.... the hoff has stuffed a ginge

I didnt want to, he made me......

I didnt want to, he made me......
was it the rohypnol, gaffer tape and boot trick?

Hoffs excuse of "no it wasn't rape your honour, it was suprise sex" wont wash this time

was it the rohypnol, gaffer tape and boot trick?

Hoffs excuse of "no it wasn't rape your honour, it was suprise sex" wont wash this time

He didnt even slip me the drugs the tight fooking bastard. If I was drugged I wouldnt care, but I felt every painful inch, all 3 of em....:puppy_dog

He didnt even slip me the drugs the tight fooking bastard. If I was drugged I wouldnt care, but I felt every painful inch, all 3 of em....:puppy_dog
hoff told me he uses a football sock on his solo road to sexual pleasure.... i knew it was an ankle sock all along

hoff told me he uses a football sock on his solo road to sexual pleasure.... i knew it was an ankle sock all along

Believe nothing he tells you sizewise, he's full of it. And now, so am I....:puppy_dog

You pair of tarts! This is my thread, you're not allowed to pwn me in me own bloody thread.

Now show some respect, you ginger cunt and sweaty smegma stain.

You pair of tarts! This is my thread, you're not allowed to pwn me in me own bloody thread.

Now show some respect, you ginger cunt and sweaty smegma stain.

You dont scare me anymore! I'm getting back the self respect you stole from me that time you made me eat your underwear......

You pair of tarts! This is my thread, you're not allowed to pwn me in me own bloody thread.

Now show some respect, you ginger cunt and sweaty smegma stain.
now now my little friend. It aint the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean

Cunts, the both of you!

I'll slap yer rosy (freckled in Peroxide's case) cheeks with me trousersnake for yer impertinence. You'll have ****in whiplash, the way me trousersnake will rock yer head back.

Cunts, the both of you!

I'll slap yer rosy (freckled in Peroxide's case) cheeks with me trousersnake for yer impertinence. You'll have ****in whiplash, the way me trousersnake will rock yer head back.

Its too late, the police have already taken semen samples from my ass. You're going down. May I recommend learning to pick up the soap with your feet, its a skill you will find to be worth its weight in gold in the very near future....

Its too late, the police have already taken semen samples from my ass. You're going down. May I recommend learning to pick up the soap with your feet, its a skill you will find to be worth its weight in gold in the very near future....

Have you ever tried picking up the soap with yer feet? It's bleeding impossible so it is.

Have you ever tried picking up the soap with yer feet? It's bleeding impossible so it is.

It aint easy, thats for sure. :soapbox: