seldomTap
06-03-2003, 01:21 AM
THE LITTLE BOY & THE COP
There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cross the street
when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike,"
the cop said "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little boy said,
"He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20.00
ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back
of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you got there
sir.
Did Santa bring it to you?:" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse not on top."
There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cross the street
when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike,"
the cop said "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little boy said,
"He sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20.00
ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back
of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you got there
sir.
Did Santa bring it to you?:" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse not on top."