I haven't had sex in 2 weeks and I'm about to kill or **** the next thing that moves. I'm going crazy. You guys go months with out it. My pimp hand is starting to complain about the abuse.

That is what hookers are for Curly.....

I don't have $20

Do you have any crack? They will usually do it for there drug of choice......

that sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur complaning about no sex for 2 weeks, thats crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! try 6 months then complan

Find an outlet to take your mind off of it. Mine is reading.. mainly horror/suspense/serial killer type novels.

I make myself not have sex for weeks ata itme, just to see if I can. It can be good and I find it makes me think clearer and I am more productive elsewhere.

Maybe that is just me

I have not had sex in like 6 or 8 months.

so why you not gettin laid? Have you been put on the couch?

My wife is sick so I've been playing the good husband and leaving her alone but I got married at age 19...I'm 34 now so you have to figure with the exceptions I've gotten it about 3 times a week for 15 years.my body is in shock. The last time I went this long was when the kids where born 10 years ago.

Curly.....its time.......it time for you to.........masterbate

i havent had sex in.....umm...some time in 2002

i havnt done the wild thang since febuary, and i wanna kill someone already, buuuuut i will live and go with out for a looooooooooooooong time.

i didn't get to masturbate all week last week so by friday i was pretty fired up. that's all i could think about the whole trip home was performing left handed self gratification that night.

Its getting really bad...I got wood watching the golden girls yesterday

i would bone blanche.

The Golden Girls!! I say we pass a hat around to get enough cash so Curly can go meet a working girl. If he is getting horny watching those old women on TV, we won't need ,much to get him a low grade piece of ass

Ahhhh, I had sex two days ago. Sucks to be you ****ers~!

Originally posted by Cesaro
i havent had sex in.....umm...some time in 2002

so that is why you are the man when it comes to finding rotties

it just gets easier as time goes on Curly. I think I just put my sex drive in hibernation.

Try to hit a sheep...or a she-goat...IMO the last is better because you can hold her by her horns....

I wish I would not have read leathers last post

Bzob..did you try to **** a hamster??...

Originally posted by Leather
Try to hit a sheep...or a she-goat...IMO the last is better because you can hold her by her horns....


*Shakes head* Spaniard.

Im goin for a long streak of none. It just makes me more perverse.

Not like Aaron who loves the ass ****, but like the spaniard.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
*Shakes head* Spaniard.

yes, yes...but I'm sure that you would hit her...no, no, a dead she-goat better for you....

if she was still warm.............maybe.

hahahahahahaha... you're a bastard necro-zoophiliac!!...

fredricks, that is one of the primary reasons i see so much ****. but i don't even look at most **** now, i just look for chicks getting naked on yahoo messenger.

i agree with aaron misery, it gets easier as time goes on. masturbation is a way of life.

Hansil: snake wrestling extrordinare

I haven't went 2 weeks without sex in nine years.

Who is your favorite little rascle?

Who is your favorite base ball team?

Alfalfa

The mighty Yankees, Gods of baseball.

And it's spelled rascals :-/

Gracias

i never watched the little rascals

i hate baseball

**** you both, nevermind

I haven't had sex for almost 2 weeks, but I'm just not feeling as horny as usual. I haven't even visited the tittybars lately.

your Libido might be wearing down.

All you people *****ing about how long it's been since you got any. Shut the **** up. I got it worst then all of you.

Gman, youre a virgin?

HAHAHHAHHAH GMAN HAS NEVER EXPERIENCED THE PANOOCH!

Gman is pure and chaste...