not the recent one who just kicked my ass to the curb, but the one before that, just because I thought that it might make me feel a bit better and the girl who dumped me just a bit worse. However, as I was sittting here contemplating these things while I **** off at work, I realized that I would not feel any better about this by ****ing my sleazy stripper ex-girlfriend and while it might make my recent ex feel a bit worse, her misery still wouldn't make me feel any better about myself. I am a pig unworthy of any real and meaningful realtionship and ****ing all the strippers in the world won't change that. ****, I guess I'll just fly solo for a while.

Ypu know what they say .................................

"Stick your dick in one to get over the other"

Dude, STFU. You need to do something to make yourself feel better.

By the way, I dated an ex **** riding, stripper girlfriend............want her number?

Yo Blue? What os your screen name?

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Dude, STFU. You need to do something to make yourself feel better.

By the way, I dated an ex **** riding, stripper girlfriend............want her number?

I was fine until I ran out of pot last night. Now I miss that she used to do my laundry and cook for me. I'm not sure, but I think I've had it with exclusively dating total whores so strippers are out. The worst part is that everthing she said about me was true and every reason she gave for breaking up with me valid(ie, I'm a total slob, stripper loving pig, self-centered egotiscal jerk that doesn't contribute to anything in the relationship unless I paid for it, etc, etc, etc...) Now I'm just sort of confused and questioning all the things I used to love. Is it wrong to give a girl $1 so I can look at her cooter?

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Yo Blue? What os your screen name?

Racas77

No way, man. You're doing just fine.

Las Gaviotas......November.............all your worries are gone.

Hello friends.

Blue, I fester on things like this. I disect my situation and what they said to me to improve myself.

try it.

you feel like **** for a month then you become better.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Blue, I fester on things like this. I disect my situation and what they said to me to improve myself.

try it.

you feel like **** for a month then you become better.

Vulgar your lady advice is like Creed giving us advice on how to **** a chick. It's absolutely pointless.

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Vulgar your lady advice is like Creed giving us advice on how to **** a chick. It's absolutely pointless.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Vulgar your lady advice is like Creed giving us advice on how to **** a chick. It's absolutely pointless. HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

Originally posted by TuffGuy
Vulgar your lady advice is like Creed giving us advice on how to **** a chick. It's absolutely pointless.

I'm not giving lady advice.

I'm giving self healing advice.

Its not even really advice, its just what i do to better myself.

****, I guess I'll just fly solo for a while.

Here's some other ex's to help you through this then.

http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9248

Wierd. I was thinking about banging your ex too......

Don't go back Blue...it will be good at first, then it will turn around and bite you square on the ass...trust me.

Go solo for a while, then search for fresh meat

that's a fine quote in your signature there, seldomtap.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I was fine until I ran out of pot last night. Now I miss that she used to do my laundry and cook for me. I'm not sure, but I think I've had it with exclusively dating total whores so strippers are out. The worst part is that everthing she said about me was true and every reason she gave for breaking up with me valid(ie, I'm a total slob, stripper loving pig, self-centered egotiscal jerk that doesn't contribute to anything in the relationship unless I paid for it, etc, etc, etc...) Now I'm just sort of confused and questioning all the things I used to love. Is it wrong to give a girl $1 so I can look at her cooter?

There's plenty of chicks out there buddy, don't get down on yourself. It seems like you loved this chick, i could be wrong, but after a few months you'll be over it and you'll come out better as a person. Maybe it's a wake up call for you to understand your bad habbits and to change them. Also i don't think it's wrong to give a girl a buck to see some cooter but i have never been to a strip club, yet anyway. If don't really want to spend cash, rent a ****, throw some dollars at the TV, and when it's over pick em back up. Money saver right there.

Originally posted by Cesaro
that's a fine quote in your signature there, seldomtap.

Yes, I like it