The roll on Nair applicator is only for convenience. Its the same Nair that you use now, just less messy.

And stop using it on your huevos.

so it is just as effective as the one i use now?

it made my huevos bleed, i was in pain. i still remember.

Yes, its the same stuff in the bottle you have, but with a roll top. Like roll on deoderant.

Dude, men are supposed to be hairy. Be a man for Christ's sakes.

allison, will it last as long? i can use the lotion nair forever.

squezze - not me. hair ****ing sucks.

what is that stuff called Naddz

I'm proud of my hairy chest and ass. **** em all.

having a smooth ass is great.

ITS THE SAME THING.

okay, i will have to buy this.

NADS is the same thing as cold wax. You bought cold wax, remember?

Its just a pretty green color.

I'm starting to question Cesaro's masculinity.

yeah, i remember the bad encounter with the cold wax. i think i did it wrong, though. i'm thinking about going at it again.

squezze, plenty of people do.

I could use some Nair. Razor burn is killing my baby making area.

DON'T USE THE NAIR ON YOUR PUBES

I DID IT AND THE END RESULT WAS BLOOD. THIS WAS BAD. AND PAINFUL. IT HURTS.

gotcha, thanks for the warning.

I CRIED, I HAD TEARS.

blood! what the **** did you do?

I don't know dude.

I just started rubbing the nair in and the next thing I know there waswerewaswerewas blotches of blood, like I cut myself shaving...it was one of the most painful things I've ever been through in my life.

You have to exfoliate before you shave the down below areas...This helps eliminate some razor burn..After you shave, I dont put on perfumed lotion..Petrolium Jelly is the best, in my opinion. Its thick, and it doesnt irritate.

i never knew about the exfoliation thing, i will try this.

do you know anything about the spray on stuff that is supposed to remove hair

You have to exfoliate


What? How the hell do you do that?

i think i'm going to hire a beauty consultant.

exfoliation cream is this brown **** with rock type things in it. it's badass, it gets your face all shiney.

You're fired!

i'm hetero

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'm hetero


Lies.

i want to have sex with women. they just don't want to have sex with me.

I've never tried spray on hair remover..Exfoliating is taking off the first layer of dead skin..You can do it with creams, loofahs, or other things.

Originally posted by Allison
I've never tried spray on hair remover..Exfoliating is taking off the first layer of dead skin..You can do it with creams, loofahs, or other things.

thats too much for me to keep up with. ill stick to the straight razor and the burn instead of beauty protocol.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i want to have sex with women. they just don't want to have sex with me.


This is not true. There's always at least a few women in one's area who are willing to have sex with you. You just gotta look hard, and not be too fussy as far as looking for a supermodel and stuff.

the loofah hurts. get the exfoliation cream, it's the best. i use it on my face, i don't know what its supposed to do to benefit me but i like to do it.

I'll mail you a loofah, Aaron. I have an extra under my sink still in the bag.

Originally posted by Squezze
This is not true. There's always at least a few women in one's area who are willing to have sex with you. You just gotta look hard, and not be too fussy as far as looking for a supermodel and stuff.

i'm pretty sure there are no women in this country who will have sex with me, its hard enough finding someone of the opposite gender who will talk to me. i'm going to go to japan, i heard they love white guys ugly or not.

I'll mail you a loofah, Aaron.

thats quite alright. I dotn need a funny douche-like product ill just use soap and a steel bristle brush.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'm pretty sure there are no women in this country who will have sex with me, its hard enough finding someone of the opposite gender who will talk to me. i'm going to go to japan, i heard they love white guys ugly or not.


I'm tellin ya, just loosen up and be yourself. If you do this in a crowd of people with a fair amount of females in it, you're bound to get one eventually.

i'm always myself, which is what i think the problem is.

i just talk a lot and it eventually leads to rambling..i run out of things to talk about so i start making weird noises and screaming lyrics to RATM songs.

Its no problem..I'll mail it to your office in an envelope marked," Enclsed is a loofah so that George Martineau doesnt get razor burn on his manhood".

Cesaro, i've talked to you on the phone. You're hilarious. A woman will appreciate that. If she doesnt, she's an uptight cunt who should die while you film it.

women always say they look for a guy with a sense of humor, but i don't find that very true.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'm always myself, which is what i think the problem is.

i just talk a lot and it eventually leads to rambling..i run out of things to talk about so i start making weird noises and screaming lyrics to RATM songs.


HA!

Man, you'd probably be the life of the party around here. I know that if anybody started screaming out the lyrics to "Vietnow" in a room full of drunk people, I'd be in hysterics.

Turn on the radio
Naw **** it
Turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio
Naw **** it
Turn it off
Turn it on
Turn on the radio
Naw **** it
Fear is your only god on the radio
Naw **** it
Your savior my gulliotine, crosses and kerosene.

Rock the **** on.

when i don't have anything to say i just start yelling RATM lyrics until someone starts talking about something.

Originally posted by Allison
Its no problem..I'll mail it to your office in an envelope marked," Enclsed is a loofah so that George Martineau doesnt get razor burn on his manhood".


do it! The receptionist will find it hilarious.

Heh. If anyone here ever talked to me on the phone, they'd be like, "Wow, Squezze is a lot quieter than I imagined.".

i'm quiet if the people i'm around are shy, if they don't talk i probably won't talk much either.

just do what I do Cesaro, see a cute girl at her work. Go there a few times to see if she is worth it (size her up) just giver her your number or ask for hers. worst she says is no and your gonna get burned but hey it happens.

i wish i could just buy one, that would make things a lot easier.

make sure its warrenty covered or else you get ****ed.

i'm thinking going to japan will be my best bet.

I've heard that Japanese women like American men due to the fact that Japanese men are hung like sparrows.

they'll be disappointed when they get ahold of me , but atleast it'll be too late then.

2 things that hurt are using an epilady on your ass crack and exfoliating your penis.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
just do what I do Cesaro, see a cute girl at her work. Go there a few times to see if she is worth it (size her up) just giver her your number or ask for hers. worst she says is no and your gonna get burned but hey it happens.

i don't leave the house enough to ask or give a girl my phone number.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i don't leave the house enough to ask or give a girl my phone number.


Dammit Cesaro, you're one depressing dude.

only when it comes to discussing my life.

cant waste a day when the night brings a hearse
so make a move and plead the fifth cause ya cant plead the first
cant waste a day when the night brings a hearse
so now im rollin down rodeo wit a shotgun

the microphone explode shattering the molds
either drop the hits like de la o or get the **** off the commode
with the sure shots, sure to make the bodies drop
drop and dont copy yo don call this a co opt
terror reigns, drenching, quenching the thirst of the power dons
that five sided fistagon
that rotten sore on the face of mother earth gets bigger
the triggers cold empty ya purse

ralalayrlay worudonit he wioth shells

sorry to hear about your life cesaro

so am i.

my medicines arrived today so in 3 weeks maybe i won't have anymore problems.

Why does this sound kinky to me?

i don't have erectile dysfunction but i have seizures.