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Orange Sneakers
02-25-2008, 09:57 AM
Has never had a bath, shower, job, been to bed or been to the barbers.

He's a literally a housed, sofa'd tramp, with all the central heating, cups of tea, packets of biscuits, wildlife TV programmes and donner kebabs that he likes.

Interesting.

Oasis_Lad
02-25-2008, 10:14 AM
He's a cunt. They all are.

Flab
02-25-2008, 10:18 AM
Has never had a bath, shower, job, been to bed or been to the barbers.

He's a literally a housed, sofa'd tramp, with all the central heating, cups of tea, packets of biscuits, wildlife TV programmes and donner kebabs that he likes.

Interesting.
Sounds like me.

Orange Sneakers
02-25-2008, 10:32 AM
He gets allowances for his faked bad back. It's interesting.

Flab
02-25-2008, 10:35 AM
He gets allowances for his faked bad back. It's interesting.

I have a real bad back and the cunting doctor just says I'm fat! what a bastard.

Nicky_Hatton
02-25-2008, 02:32 PM
He's been sacked along with Mickey.

Must have been a bad role model.

Sane Man
02-26-2008, 06:30 AM
He's a legend

Savino
02-26-2008, 01:54 PM
He is kind of a cockney version of Frank Gallagher...Scatter

kenny91
02-26-2008, 02:14 PM
notice how hes stubble doesnt grow at all or seemed shaved... its always the same length.

load of bollocks lol