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Be afraid. Be very afraid. On GlobalMMA, I prey on lil homless
e-hoes like you to add to my ever growing collection. If disobedience ever come about, prepare for a wicked ass pimp hand to embrace that pretty face. Brace yo'self fool.
-Peace *****

Yeah, I can see that she will feel right at home! CHeers Kamino!!

Word. I'm the official welcoming committee of Global. You all bring em, I sting em. No if, and, or buts about it. These hoes need guidance, and Im their light.

kamino is the hoe god

LOL ****.

where's the *****?

ttt

Hola....

How embarrasing...now she's never coming back.

she is still here

Get this dumb slut in here already. Hello Teckgirl. Hope you like GlobalMMA.

TeckGirl Viewing Thread What's your best day? 02:05 PM

Originally posted by The Ensanity
TeckGirl Viewing Thread What's your best day? 02:05 PM

I think someone is a stalker.

13 post and she hasn't still posted here....

Originally posted by TuffGuy
I think someone is a stalker. it comes natural

I feel you. It seems to come natural for me to.

BEFORE YOU BURN IN HELL... ohhhh burning heeeellll

Originally posted by TuffGuy
I feel you. It seems to come natural for me to. Yeah...I can sit in a car all night, with the engine running, waiting to see if 'she' goes out...if she does go out, their is a brick in the back seat waiting to do some damage

she is gone

Psycho.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Psycho. isnt she?

Good reply.

Teckgirl is here and read yot post away.

Hey

i feel honored...a/s/l?

Originally posted by TeckGirl
Hey

Yes?

Let the sexual harrassment begin

HE SEXY WANNA SUCKMY DIDCK YEEA SUCKCV ITT YEA I LVOE YOU OH BAY

19 female texas anymore questions?

wanna cyber?

"Birthday July 10, 1983
Training Background i can kick some ass
Favorite Fighter(s) i dont have any favorite fighters i dont even know any fighters
Biography my parents are rich so im a spoiled brat that always gets it her way and i really have a problem with following rules and i can be the most sweetest girl and everything youv ever wanted untill you piss me off
Location Texas
Interests hmm...stuff
Occupation Student"

Yea, safe to say I'd hit it.

Do you have any pics Teckgirl?

sure you start i'll join in later

i'm naked. your turn.

ANY PICS?

no pics i'll get some one day i promise

shut up and strip

Originally posted by TeckGirl
Hey

Wow, what a spectacular first post.

sure

yeah i know i put alot of thought into my first post

Originally posted by TeckGirl
yeah i know i put alot of thought into my first post

Wanna see my penis?

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Wanna see my penis?

sure why not

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Wanna see my penis?

Yes please

He'll actually do it...

Originally posted by TeckGirl
sure why not

Alright, hit me up on AIM.

TannerBJJ

ok

So I ask Tanner if I can see his penis, He says no. What a liar. He said if we wanted to see it hit him up on AIM. **** him!!!

I didn't say no.............I typed out "LOL"

That's not TeckGirl! That's a man, baby!

that *****!

Tanner is gonna show his penis to a imposter. She isnt a she, it is really a he.

Originally posted by TeckGirl
yeah i know i put alot of thought into my first post

I am just glad we figured out how to get you posting

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I didn't say no.............I typed out "LOL"

Does this mean you will show me?

Originally posted by Creed
I am just glad we figured out how to get you posting

yeah well its all thanks to you

**** it.......if you want to see my **** that bad, I'll show you.

ok so am i done posting?

I wanna see it that bad. I wanna see it that bad.

No. You can never stop posting.

Originally posted by TeckGirl
ok so am i done posting?

Done posting?

Originally posted by TeckGirl
ok so am i done posting? Are you fat, skinny, thick?

What color is yur hair? What color are your eyes? How tall are you? How much do you weigh? What is your bra size? Have you ever been in a ****oit before?

lol i'll get a pic

Are White, Black, Mexican, Asian, or other?

Originally posted by TeckGirl
lol i'll get a pic

Answer the questions too.

Originally posted by TeckGirl
lol i'll get a pic cool

I love reverse cow girls...

yeah um i gotta go get in the shower bye

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I love reverse cow girls... We are too much alike

Originally posted by TeckGirl
yeah um i gotta go get in the shower bye

Can we get a pic of that sir?

Originally posted by TeckGirl
yeah um i gotta go get in the shower bye

Pics?

Originally posted by TeckGirl
yeah um i gotta go get in the shower bye riiight.

damn yall are all horny little 15 year olds chill the **** out

Sir? Excuse me Sir? We need some info answered and a pic to please.

Originally posted by TeckGirl
damn yall are all horny little 15 year olds chill the **** out Im a horny 21year old...HA!

Im SOOOOO ahead of the game

Hey I know her :)

It's Addie!!!

HI ADDIE! HOW THE **** ARE YOU DOING?

On AIM, she's about as entertaining as a mime on a xanax bar.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
On AIM, she's about as entertaining as a mime on a xanax bar. HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Originally posted by ruffneck
Hey I know her :)

It's Addie!!!

ooook. she lives in texas, you live in cali. how the hell you know her? :?:

btw, teckgirl.. welcome. watch out for these horny little kids. there is only a small group of them, so dont let those "bad ones" give you an impression for the rest of us. :)

RuffNeck i know you! even though you live in Cali and i live in Texas!

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
On AIM, she's about as entertaining as a mime on a xanax bar.

And i can be very entertaining! sometimes when i wanna be!

Originally posted by TeckGirl
And i can be very entertaining! sometimes when i wanna be!

:- l

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

whatever

Teckgirl you entertain me...youre like Jim Carrey on crack

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Teckgirl you entertain me...youre like Jim Carrey on crack

hmmm...Jim Carrey on crack well i guess thats nice

Originally posted by TeckGirl
hmmm...Jim Carrey on crack well i guess thats nice Hell yeah, and wildly entertaining

great i can be wild and i can be entertaining so yay for me!

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Hell yeah, and wildly entertaining

great i can be wild and i can be entertaining so yay for me! so can you be wildly entertaining?

Nope...It got to be Wild and just entertaining for me...Never both at the same time.

ok

So tecky what brought you here...here to Global...the place where they let the looneys rome free?

oh i talk to ruffneck on aim and then i got invited to a chat and i meet the creed guy and he signed me up for whatever this global thing is

i see, i see...I was placed in a potato sack, beaten, and forced to post here...kinda the same thing

Very playa smoov, Charles.

yeah kinda i wasnt gonna post but yall were *****in saying i needed to so i did and now im posting to you

Originally posted by Allison
Very playa smoov, Charles. riiight.

yeah

so what do you do out in Texas

nothing i live in a very boring city called Lubbock i go to alot of tech games i love tech

whats so boring about the city?

there is nothing to do here durring the day besides going to the mall and the movies but tha gets boring you have to make your own fun here

Here in L.A. it take your pic of what you want to do. I cant tell you how much fun it is to hit a thrash can with an old car. Good times.
So, do you work?

lol, nope aslong as im in school i dont have to get a job or pay for anything unless i want to work

Originally posted by TeckGirl
lol, nope aslong as im in school i dont have to get a job or pay for anything unless i want to work


The Envy is unnerving.

Texas,Texas only steers and queers come from texas and you don't look like a steer to me.

Originally posted by TeckGirl
lol, nope aslong as im in school i dont have to get a job or pay for anything unless i want to work I envy you. You got a sweet deal going on there. Ive been working for bread crumbs since i was 16. So what school you go to

i was at south plains but im gonna start Tech in the fall

Originally posted by Gman
Texas,Texas only steers and queers come from texas and you don't look like a steer to me.


How tall are you , Teck!?

private pyle is my hero.

im like 5'4

me too

5'4!?


I didnt know they stacked **** that high!!!

Originally posted by TeckGirl
im like 5'4


thats a good height for a girl.

Only because you're 5'6.


Teck, just joking..good to see you here.

Originally posted by TeckGirl
im like 5'4

she actually fell for that?

Originally posted by Allison
5'4!?


I didnt know they stacked **** that high!!!

yeah im the **** honey so back the **** off

i'm 5'10 but i tell people i'm 6'0 because it makes me feel skinnier.

Only because you're 5'6.

5'10. just cause you put 4 inch heels on and we are similar size doesnt mean it counts.

i always wear heels im short eveyone is taller than me

im 5'2"

your shorter than me unless you wear heels to

i used to take brazilian jiu jitsu but i sucked at it so i made up like 30 excuses for reasons that i quit.

I'm 5'2

i wear heels too all the time even at night when i get off work and occasionally when i go to the gym

Originally posted by Cesaro
i used to take brazilian jiu jitsu but i sucked at it so i made up like 30 excuses for reasons that i quit.

Yes, the list was amazing.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i used to take brazilian jiu jitsu but i sucked at it so i made up like 30 excuses for reasons that i quit. how long did you take it

about 5 months

my latest excuse for not going back is i'm sick

yeah! so name some reasons why you quit like 1 you sucked at it

One of the reasons was because he found out Joe ****er is really an old, fat, white man.

1. i suck
2. i'm sick
3. i hurt my knee
4. i refuse to pay the $35 annual fee
5. i don't want to drive that far(which is only the excuse i tell people on the internet, i don't even drive there, my friend does.)
7. the teacher never shows up and leaves the class up to some blue belt douche bag

i just realized i didnt put a #6

it was originally i hate everyone there, but i took it out.

5'2 - 5'5 is my ideal height for a woman. Unless your Shakira then 4'11 will do just fine for me.

Originally posted by Cesaro
about 5 months

my latest excuse for not going back is i'm sick 5 months aint long enough...give it 3 more

I have since extremely sorry guys get good after a year... I mean guy that would that would tapp themsevles out. You got to just ride out the ruff spots

Cesaro is the man.

Shakira looks like she doesn't bathe. Do you like that, Mr. Suave?

thank you gman.

ensanity, i don't think i was as bad as i say. i'm just lazy as ****.

i just know i can **** up royce gracie's manager and that's all i care about.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
5'2 - 5'5 is my ideal height for a woman. Unless your Shakira then 4'11 will do just fine for me.

Cool im 5'4 how tall are you?

bella, joe ****er's true identity was disturbing. he's supposed to look like joe frazier or bb king.

You poor child.

Originally posted by Cesaro
thank you gman.

ensanity, i don't think i was as bad as i say. i'm just lazy as ****.

i just know i can **** up royce gracie's manager and that's all i care about. Lazy? I hate that. Quit soon as possible

Originally posted by Bella
Shakira looks like she doesn't bathe. Do you like that, Mr. Suave?


that woman is every physical aspect I have ever wanted in a woman. watching her dance to me is the equivelant of an hour watching good ****.

oh, i also like to say i'm waiting on this new vale tudo place to open up in the city next to me.

i think the plans foiled for the owners to open that place months ago. i'm sure it'll never open.

Originally posted by TeckGirl
Cool im 5'4 how tall are you?


5'10.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
that woman is every physical aspect I have ever wanted in a woman. watching her dance to me is the equivelant of an hour watching good ****.

That's cute.

i kinda like the idea of a woman who doesn't bathe.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
that woman is every physical aspect I have ever wanted in a woman. watching her dance to me is the equivelant of an hour watching good ****.

so watching shakira dance is your ****?

Originally posted by TeckGirl
so watching shakira dance is your ****? i know it mine

Well, she can shake that ass. I'll give her that much.

i have to use my imagination for ****. i've become desensitized to like 98% or more ****.

its all i see for 6+ hours every day for the past 6 years.

Originally posted by TeckGirl
so watching shakira dance is your ****?


not exactly but its one hell of a feeling. Its like hypnotism.

its mine too

ok, i'll be back later

Originally posted by Bella
That's cute.


isnt it though:devil

Bella you are 5' 2" too.

**** I love short girls.

yeah and i love tall guys

I'm 6'2

your tall

Look at this ****. It's almost as bad as Karebear.

LOL

right

Whatever :)

Man I wanted to be taller. 5'8" sucks. Well not really I still get chicks but dammit it all. Tanner I hate you.

I;m 5' 9"-5' 10". Not very tall.

and if thats your pic your also cute

Also, Shakira is hot for all those that say different. Thanks TeckGirl.

yeah your welcome

Shakira is very ****ing hot. Needs some bigger tits but I would ya know.

for real? lol whatever

Tit size doesn't really bother me. Just need a little tho.

Breasts have never played a big role for me. I'm a legs and ass kind of guy....................oh, and they must have a great personality..............bwahaahahahaahahaa

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down down down
And the flames went higher
And it burns burns burns
The ring of fire
The ring of fire

I am with ya on the ass. I just look for a girl that is smart , funny, and has a future..

Im 1/2 Black and 1/2 African American...so try to guess what I prefer

ok....

did you guess?

Do I prefer Chest or ASS?

Guess!

i dont know

Originally posted by TeckGirl
i dont know DUDE!!

I love back!

Back'emups!

Booty

Ass

Badunkadunk

Junk in the trunk

the rear

great!

Originally posted by TeckGirl
great! Yes. Ass is great.

lol ok thats nice

Originally posted by TeckGirl
lol ok thats nice Funny thing is, I like all types...

Big ones

Small round ones

Toned Ones

Ones that can clap

All types

lol wow so do you just like any type of ass?

Originally posted by TeckGirl
lol wow so do you just like any type of ass?

I think he likes yours

COOL but i only have one ass on my mind right now its a very nice and special ass

who's

Originally posted by TeckGirl
lol wow so do you just like any type of ass? No, there are some horrid ones...

Flat asses
Squre shaped
Long asses
HUUUUGE ASSES
WIIIIIDE ASSES

a friend i want his ass and im not talking about a piece of it i want the whole ass

****'em Teck

Invite him over and be ready and spreading eagle in the living room when he walks in.

*knock knock*

Teck:Come in!

***** music*

lol your funny

Originally posted by The Ensanity
****'em Teck

Invite him over and be ready and spreading eagle in the living room when he walks in.

*knock knock*

Teck:Come in!

***** music*


*in comes Tanners *****

PWN3D AGAIN!!!!!

lol NO

would you smoke his shlong?

...maybe lol

Mine or his?

lol

I am an ass man myself but Shikira still needs bogger tits. She a sexy one though.

*Touch Me

whatever

No "for real" touch me. :)

lol yeah i'd luv to touch you!

I know where this is goin!

I have to do some work luv I'll talk to ya tomorrow :)

lol bye babe