Never again will kids try and hide dirty magazines. Thanks to the computer.

I remember being 10 years old, trying to hide a magazie called "D-cups" in my bedroom.

Who else remembers hiding **** around the house?

I use to go to my Dads stash in his wardrobe when they were out. Great times dry humping my pillow

i first discovered masturbation by boning my couch cushion pretending it was daisy fuentes.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i first discovered masturbation by boning my couch cushion pretending it was daisy fuentes.

And with that, my search for a new sig has ended.

ROFLMAO

That first magazine had the hottest chick EVER in it.

I swear, I was never turn on as much as this one picture of her in the shower

PLaymate of the month in December 1984 in the Australian edition at least was Roberta Vasquez and she was the ultimate woman in my eyes for many years...and she had big 80's hair and bright pink sweatbands

I never hid my stash, I usually left them out where everyone could see. I even left a few in the bathroom......

My family is one of the great american familys.**** passes down from generation to generation.My Grandfather has all these great 1960's ****s which he gave to my dad, which i later on stole at the tender age of 15.Thanx Grandpa for fueling my jacking off ambitions.

I was 11 and i discovered a movie in the attic hidden in some boxes. i was looking for some old vintage clothes and instead was introduced to the wonderful worl of Anal **** the movie was called Escort to XXXtacy

I found my dad's tape Double D Nurses when i was stealing one of his knives t go knifefight at 14.

I later that month cut the tape cause i didn't think it proper for him to be watching that.

So did you miss the knife fight because of ****?
If you did then **** saved your life

Last knife fight I was in was with my lamp after a bottle of cuervo gold.....

Originally posted by kaps
Last knife fight I was in was with my lamp after a bottle of cuervo gold.....

did the lamp kick your ass?

No, but the tree infront of my house did......

Front yard tree by armbar, round 1

First **** movie I saw was called 'Nightshift Nurses" and was pretty damn awesome to my young eyes. I still remember the first 25 minutes of it almost perfectly...

I have nightshift nurses downloaded

its horrible!

Originally posted by Creed
Front yard tree by armbar, round 1

Ref stoppage, cuts. We will have a rematch one day......

The first time I saw **** thier were 8 other people in the room. Got to love your friends older brother for hiding that tape under the tv stand.

My first matubatory experience didn't occur til I was 15, it was a chick in a surfing magazine wearing a summer suit zipped down to her bellybutoon exposing some insane massive cleavage and a pink bikini....

i say i was 9 or 10 years old. nothing came out, i just shook a little and it felt good. i didn't know what it was and thought i had problems so i didn't do it for awhile.

I was a late bloomer like that. I didn't have my first "o" til a few weeks before the above mentioned post. A girl was touching my weener over my shorts on the way back from magic mountain in her parents camper and I blew what would turn out to be my biggest load ever all the way through my shorts. At first I was scared because I wasn't sure what had just happened, then I was like, "Um, can you do that again?"

HAHAHAHA...

I always used computers...

first **** I saw was "Im too sexy" and I got it from a box I found on the railroad tracks. it was trahmatizing cause one chick had the massive beef curtains and I thought all chicks had them after that.