Who would you say are P4P the best characters in eastenders? To me its all a pile of **** anways, but there are a few characters that make it worthwhile watching.

Max: One of the funniest guys in soap for ages, always finds a way to get out of ****, i think he's made out of teflon, who could forget him nearly convincing tanya that the wedding dvd of him and stacey was a prank, only he could do that, if stacey had gone along with it, he would have nearly pulled it off.

Shawn Slater: Hard, but also funny, not just in the soap, but out of it. Guy sent a picture of himself wanking off to some page 3 tart, who shopped it to the press. Thats why his character disappered from the soap for a few months. :lol1: He clearly not acting, he's shawn slater in eastenders and shawn slater in real life. Guy has some classic lines, when max once asked him why he was in his house with tanya, shawn says "I come 'ere for the biscuits" :lol1:

Little Jay: Why did eastenders do a storyline about a 12 year old boy sneaking into roxies panty draw, sniffing and taking them home? :lol1: ****ing classic ****, i find him quite funny also.

my favourites are the Guinea Pigs, Marge1 and Marge2.

Each to their own, but me personally I don't watch trashy soaps as they numb the brain.

Which you haven't got?

Cheer up, it's light entertainment.

Can't beat a Phil Mitchell fight scene imo.

I only watch that **** when I have to.

I watch it for comedy.

Shawn is awesome, well 'ard. And Wellard, the dog.

I like Dawn as well, and Roxy and Ronnie, and 'Tan, and Chelsea, and Clare. They got some fit *****es lurking about right now. Stacey, too.

Right now its all about Jay, the boy is well funny, Phil is past it now, had his heyday, shawn slater is the hardest by a ****ing long shot, him and Jase Dyer in his prime.

****test character....Johnny Allen, my **** is harder than him, never actually did any real damage and that **** when he threw andy off the bridge was so rubbish.

Jay peaked about a year ago. The mini-Catherine Tate look-a-like.

I get slightly aroused when I think of Phil and Shawn, squaring off.

****ing hell.

phil and grant are the all time best p4p westbenders ever

Right now its all about Shawn Slater, the guy is seriously violent, actually kills people, id have to pick him over anyone is eastenders, apart from that mate of Jase Dyers's "Bird" he got sent to jail, he was ****ing brutal, no one could handle that guy, he and his mates went in the queen vic and beat the **** outta everyone.

:lol1:

Oh Max's brother jack is a good character as well.

**** me its hotting up big time, Shawn slater vs Jase Dyer coming up, the title will be on the line, winnner gets phil mitchell. This is a fight of the year candidate.

Ps. Roxy is still a dog.

**** me its hotting up big time, Shawn slater vs Jase Dyer coming up, the title will be on the line, winnner gets phil mitchell. This is a fight of the year candidate.

Ps. Roxy is still a dog.

What about the big bust up between Roxy's car and Pat Butcher. That looked sick. Hopefully the car is alright though.

I would never **** Pat Butcher
I've never said that before

Who would you say are P4P the best characters in eastenders? To me its all a pile of **** anways, but there are a few characters that make it worthwhile watching.

Max: One of the funniest guys in soap for ages, always finds a way to get out of ****, i think he's made out of teflon, who could forget him nearly convincing tanya that the wedding dvd of him and stacey was a prank, only he could do that, if stacey had gone along with it, he would have nearly pulled it off.

Shawn Slater: Hard, but also funny, not just in the soap, but out of it. Guy sent a picture of himself wanking off to some page 3 tart, who shopped it to the press. Thats why his character disappered from the soap for a few months. :lol1: He clearly not acting, he's shawn slater in eastenders and shawn slater in real life. Guy has some classic lines, when max once asked him why he was in his house with tanya, shawn says "I come 'ere for the biscuits" :lol1:

Little Jay: Why did eastenders do a storyline about a 12 year old boy sneaking into roxies panty draw, sniffing and taking them home? :lol1: ****ing classic ****, i find him quite funny also.

All 3 of them characters piss me off.

1. Max - he's definitely an alcoholic. Does the same thing ALL the time... walks around in that suit without a tie... gets in a row/complains about something then pours a whiskey. Then ****s off....AND repeat. Stupid prick, i hate him.

2. Sean Slater - GIMMIE A BREAK!! jesus christ...is he meant to be scary?! I'd kick **** out of him, complete tosser. He's meant to be some kind of baddie.. "Gus i ate your dog lol". Gus is black for christs sakes, you know in real life he'd have some bad boy yardies cut his head off.

3. That kid is a little wanker.

Best character by far ever....THE MITCHELL BROS. .... followed by Pat and Dot.

All 3 of them characters piss me off.

1. Max - he's definitely an alcoholic. Does the same thing ALL the time... walks around in that suit without a tie... gets in a row/complains about something then pours a whiskey. Then ****s off....AND repeat. Stupid prick, i hate him.

2. Sean Slater - GIMMIE A BREAK!! jesus christ...is he meant to be scary?! I'd kick **** out of him, complete tosser. He's meant to be some kind of baddie.. "Gus i ate your dog lol". Gus is black for christs sakes, you know in real life he'd have some bad boy yardies cut his head off.

3. That kid is a little wanker.

Best character by far ever....THE MITCHELL BROS. .... followed by Pat and Dot.


Cunting right on all points, good sir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwCg7Q1X5Hk

Everbody was kung fu fighting.

AInt had a good eastenders feud in ages.

I thought Jase, had to work for Phil?

I think a Phil and Jase tag team would own Shawn. Not that either couldn't.

Ben Mitchell is a *** though. Yesterdays episode.

Any p4p list without Ian Beale on it is invalid IMO.

He's a twat.

I'm going to show you the Beale accounts."

.....

He's a twat.

I'm going to show you the Beale accounts."

.....

Beale has been laying the pipe for almost 25 years now. Show the man some goddamn respect.

All 3 of them characters piss me off.

1. Max - he's definitely an alcoholic. Does the same thing ALL the time... walks around in that suit without a tie... gets in a row/complains about something then pours a whiskey. Then ****s off....AND repeat. Stupid prick, i hate him.

2. Sean Slater - GIMMIE A BREAK!! jesus christ...is he meant to be scary?! I'd kick **** out of him, complete tosser. He's meant to be some kind of baddie.. "Gus i ate your dog lol". Gus is black for christs sakes, you know in real life he'd have some bad boy yardies cut his head off.

3. That kid is a little wanker.

Best character by far ever....THE MITCHELL BROS. .... followed by Pat and Dot.


Hmmm.

1) Max is a legend, he's too manipulative, nearly always finds a way to get the job done, regardless of the circumstances, guy ****ed his sons wife while he made her think they was gonnna run away together and still managed to make sure his wife didnt divorce him and take half his money. He even screwed tanya's lawyers aids in order to make sure she ****ed up the divorce case. P4P 2 on my list.

2) Shawn Slater aint entirley acting, thats pretty much him, in real life the guy chats up page 3 birds and send pics of himself beating one off to em by txt, then apologises and carries on. You cant hate him for that.

3) Grant Mitchell is acting, guy got slapped the **** up by his wife and someone called the police. Ps. guy used to talk in a high pitched voice with his cap the wrong way around promoting cereal for ****s sake.

4) Phill Mitchell is a fat dogging pervert, who likes to dress up as captian hook whilst doing it, nothing gangster about that.

5) Little jay is funny as ****, guy was nicking panties and take them home to sniff em. It was on oscar winning coming of age portrayal, suprised he didnt get an acadmey award for that one.

Mate, you need to be able to distinguish between character and actor.

Try again, yeah.

1)Bradley (purley for baggin' the two fittest birds on the show.)
2)Mo (you know she'd **** you up)
3)Pat (although she's injured at the moment)
4)Genghis (Super heavyweight mutt)
5)Well 'ard (lick you to death)

Also Jane, she got shot so she must be gangsta! lol

No ones messing with Heather in anyway, shape or form.

No ones messing with Heather in anyway, shape or form.

"Her professional record a perfect one. 56 contests, 56 victories and 56 of those victories coming by way of knock out. The undeafeted, undisputed twice unified super heavyweight champion of the world...."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/91/Heather_EE.jpg/201px-Heather_EE.jpg

Who you guys got as the top 10 hardest? LMAO

#1 Lofty
#2 Nick Cotton
#3 Julie
#4 Gus
#5 Keith
#6 Pauline Fowler
#7 The Spandau Ballet cunt
#8 Ian Beale
#8 Billy Mitchell
#9 Danny Moon
#10 Welard

Mate, you need to be able to distinguish between character and actor.

Try again, yeah.

Excuse me, didnt you just say ian beale was a twat?

So are you talking about his character or have you met him in person?

Unless your stephen beale in which case you need hop back in the closet mate.

Excuse me, didnt you just say ian beale was a twat?

So are you talking about his character or have you met him in person?

Unless your stephen beale in which case you need hop back in the closet mate.

His character dip ****.

His character dip ****.

Cool.

Ps. its just a bit of banter about eastenders yeah, not life and death. So no need to get your dick all hard over this, save it for your right hand later on.

Cool.

Ps. its just a bit of banter about eastenders yeah, not life and death. So no need to get your dick all hard over this, save it for your right hand later on.

Really?

No ****.

Really?

No ****.

Good boy, glad you finally understand now, thought we was gonna have to use morse code to get it through your skull.

you was getting a little too excited earlier on, thought you was gonna shoot your load or summin. If you need to pop out for a bit and finish yourself off you can use this.

http://www.mardyarse.net/blob/comm/eastenders/pat-butcher.jpg

Is that even reaL? Ah well doesn't really matter the damage is already done, the cannon has fired.

That slaggy gold digger who fancies Ginger Bradley....

She has a decent pair of Cannons....