What do you say, cunts? I personally blame the French. If you can't blame the French for a slutty princess dying then what can yer blame em for eh?

Obviously the French. Can't we just say it was the horse eating cunts and leave it at that? They make good Stella though.

Obviously the French. Can't we just say it was the horse eating cunts and leave it at that? They make good Stella though.

I'm not too fussed that they killed her to be honest Southpaw. I didn't like the tart anyway.

I thought Stella was from Babyphat's country?

What do you say, cunts? I personally blame the French. If you can't blame the French for a slutty princess dying then what can yer blame em for eh?

My thoughts on Princess Diana are the same as my fellow countryman Frankie Boyle: I thought it was sad that they had a pop concert to commemorate Princess Diana as she didn't have much to do with pop music. They should have done something that celebrated what was really great about her life - by staging a gang bang in a minefield!

I'm not too fussed that they killed her to be honest Southpaw. I didn't like the tart anyway.

I thought Stella was from Babyphat's country?

All them countries are the same, darling. Just like Austria is really Germany.

My thoughts on Princess Diana are the same as my fellow countryman Frankie Boyle: I thought it was sad that they had a pop concert to commemorate Princess Diana as she didn't have much to do with pop music. They should have done something that celebrated what was really great about her life - by staging a gang bang in a minefield!
Frankie was onto something there so he was. That was a bostin' idea.

All them countries are the same, darling. Just like Austria is really Germany.
True enough darling. They all speak a bloody foreign language anyway, the slags.

I reckon she left this world just as she came into it. Screaming and covered in blood. Hussah! Hussah! Long Live the Queen!!

Frankie was onto something there so he was. That was a bostin' idea.


True enough darling. They all speak a bloody foreign language anyway, the slags.


Remember when the slag popped her cloggs? There was nothing else on the box for bleedin months afterwards. You couldn't switch on the telly without seeing Elton John or a mass pile of flowers littering the outer wall of Buck palace. Ten years on everyone's still going on about the slag. Why hasn't Beadle been given the same attention. A cunting outrage so it is.

Remember when the slag popped her cloggs? There was nothing else on the box for bleedin months afterwards. You couldn't switch on the telly without seeing Elton John or a mass pile of flowers littering the outer wall of Buck palace. Ten years on everyone's still going on about the slag. Why hasn't Beadle been given the same attention. A cunting outrage so it is.

Thats the point i made at the time Stinger. I was like "for ****s sakes!! Nothing but continual footage of southerners crying for 3 days straight on every channel!"

That was the day i decided to get ****ing sky.

At the end of the day, what else was she gonna do? Get a job...nope. Do her Royal duty....nope, she wasn't one of them anymore... erm... well..

Nothing?


I mean, it was sad she died. But she wasn't even a member of the Royal Family anymore and you can bang on forever about "oh, but she did so much for charity" but so do all the other ****ing Royals. Many do, so, so much more aswell than her. Except she got all the attention cos she shook hands with a couple of peg-legs and AID's victims.

I just thought she was a bit of a slag at the end of the day, no need to shed a tear over it though.

When Queen Elizabeth dies, then, i will be upset.

Remember when the slag popped her cloggs? There was nothing else on the box for bleedin months afterwards. You couldn't switch on the telly without seeing Elton John or a mass pile of flowers littering the outer wall of Buck palace. Ten years on everyone's still going on about the slag. Why hasn't Beadle been given the same attention. A cunting outrage so it is.

It was enough to make yer throw yer telly out through a flower shops window so it was. So many fanny farting tarts got into a tizzy and cried their sodding hearts out just cause some slut they'd seen on the box and read about in the sun had ****ed off for the last time. Where was the famous english stiff upper then eh Southpaw? Quivering like a cunt, that's where it was, the ****ing crocodile tear smudged tarts.

Naps just called me a slag. I'm getting bloody angry now so I am.

What do you say, cunts? I personally blame the French. If you can't blame the French for a slutty princess dying then what can yer blame em for eh?

It was a car accident.. brought on by God himself...

Naps just called me a slag. I'm getting bloody angry now so I am.

Tell the cunt to do one.

Then come and have a Stella.

It was a car accident.. brought on by God himself...

****in God eh, I wouldn't put anything past a bearded ****er like that.

Tell the cunt to do one.

Then come and have a Stella.

Such decisiveness me dear :luvbed:

I'll drink to that :beerchug:

****in God eh, I wouldn't put anything past a bearded ****er like that.

Well Gon Knew she was about to covert to Alanism... And he brought his wrath down..

I kinda liked her....

Well Gon Knew she was about to covert to Alanism... And he brought his wrath down..

She could have turned her life around by following the path to Alanism. That God fella is one cruel barsteward.

Where is "The Pavement" option?

Where is "The Pavement" option?

The pavement is denying all responsibility and I'm inclined to believe him.

hahahah classic thread. I say the bonnet killed her, after her head ****ing bounced off it.

you know what the last thing Diana had to drink before she died? Engine Coolant.

what was the last thing that went through Diana's mind?

The Dashboard.


My joke beats your joke. Game, set and match. Mickeyb.

what was the last thing that went through Diana's mind?

The Dashboard.


My joke beats your joke. Game, set and match. Mickeyb.

Thats a good joke. I'm gonna steal it so I am.

Thats a good joke. I'm gonna steal it so I am.

Southpaw, two more cunts have just called me a slag. I'm fuming now.

Thats a good joke. I'm gonna steal it so I am.

Too late. I already stole it and am using it as my away message on aim.

Southpaw, two more cunts have just called me a slag. I'm fuming now.

:thinkerg:

in my defence, my finger slipped on the mouse and the wrong option was clicked, i was meant to click on the Prince Phillip option....

:thinkerg:

in my defence, my finger slipped on the mouse and the wrong option was clicked, i was meant to click on the Prince Phillip option....

A likely bleeding story. Prince Phil is right at the top and the option to call me a slag is almost at the bottom. Still, I'll let you off this once, but Warp is getting it both barrels in the thunderdome tomorrow.

Oh shit. Here's some green k and some 5 stars to not being so. This could end my career.

And in my defense, I'm just an ignorant yank! I don't even know what slag means!!

Southpaw, two more cunts have just called me a slag. I'm fuming now.

Tell both the cunts to do one.

Then come and have another Stella.

Oh shit. Here's some green k and some 5 stars to not being so. This could end my career.

And in my defense, I'm just an ignorant yank! I don't even know what slag means!!

You're lucky son. I'm off to bed and may very well forget your transgression by the time I wake up and sober up.

A likely bleeding story. Prince Phil is right at the top and the option to call me a slag is almost at the bottom. Still, I'll let you off this once, but Warp is getting it both barrels in the thunderdome tomorrow.


hahahahaha....

nah but honestly, i feel honoured that you have let me off...:angel:

:dance:

You're lucky son. I'm off to bed and may very well forget your transgression by the time I wake up and sober up.


Sleep well, me lover :luvbed:

hahahahaha....

nah but honestly, i feel honoured that you have let me off...:angel:

:dance:

You've had a narrow escape, of that there is no doubt.

Sleep well, me lover :luvbed:

That I will me darling.

Shag yer later :luvbed:

Tell both the cunts to do one.

Then come and have another Stella.


:grumble:

it was an honest mistake honestly....:lol1:

Jeremy Beadle done it and took it to the grave with him

The idiot should have worn her seat belt, that other guy that was in the car had his on and he survived.